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[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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Live kuri Netflix ni Umunsi mukuru wo gusetsa,
ikaze kuri Igitekerezo Cyukuri.
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Nukotsa kwa Kevin Hart.
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Kandi Philly rwose ari munzu.
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Nyamuneka wakire neza ikintu cyose
ku mapine, Shane Gillis.
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- [gucuranga ibikoresho "Intambara" ikina]
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[umuziki urangira]
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Murakaza neza kuri Roast ya Kevin Hart,
uba i Los Angeles,
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-aho turi… Yego.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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{\ an8} Aho turi hano
kwishimira umusore twakundaga
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-mu mujyi wahoze ari ingenzi.
- [abumva baseka]
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[Shane] Kevin azasohoka muminota.
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Nzi neza ko ari
gusubira inyuma guswera igicucu,
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cyangwa gukora isengesho ryitsinda
cyangwa ibyo aribyo byose guswera akora.
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Ndi uwawe cyane
umuzungu wera, Shane Gillis.
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- (arimyoje) Yego.
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Abazungu bera, yego. (arimyoje)
Amashyi menshi, nibyiza.
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Ndashaka, uh… Ndashaka
gushimira Netflix kuba yarantoye
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kwakira ibirori
by'Umwirabura.
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[abumva baseka]
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(arimyoje)
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Reba, simvuze ko ahari
Abirabura benshi hano muri iri joro,
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ariko inyuma
umufasha wumusaruro yarambajije
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ibara ryanyweye ndashaka
mu cyumba cyanjye cyo kwambariramo.
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- [abumva baseka]
- [Shane] Hitamo ibara ry'umuyugubwe.
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Ngiye gushiraho amajwi,
ariko kudufasha nigitekerezo,
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nyamuneka wakire Philadelphia wenyine,
umugani,
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Igihembo cya Grammy, Imizi.
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[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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Murakaza neza, mwese,
Kuri Kotsa ya Kevin Hart.
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["Yego!" intro gukina]
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[Usher] ♪ Yego ♪
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- ♪ Yego ♪
- (aseka)
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Kev, tugiye kotsa indogobe yawe.
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♪ Yego, yego, L.A. ♪
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world Isi ♪
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- ["Yafashwe" akina]
- ♪ Ndi umuvandimwe ♪
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♪ Ninde ushobora kubikora muburyo bwanjye ♪
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♪ Kubona umugati wanjye imyaka
Mu mwuga wanjye ♪
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♪ Kandi umukunzi wese, y'all ♪
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♪ Mubuzima bwanjye no hanze, nakubise, urukundo
Kandi asize amarira atitaye ♪
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- ♪ Kugeza mpuye nuyu mukobwa… ♪
- ♪ Yahuye nuyu mukobwa… ♪
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Ukora ute?
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- ♪ Ninde wahinduye ameza ♪
- ♪ Imbonerahamwe ikikije ♪
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♪ Yaramfashe gitunguranye nanjye ♪
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♪ Ntukigere utekereza
Ninjye usenya ♪
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[Usher] Bigenda bite, mwana wanjye?
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♪ Yego, yego ♪
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- ♪ Sinshobora kubimenya, Ndi cyane ♪
- ♪ Yafashwe ♪
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- ♪ Unyumve 'it ♪
- ♪ Yafashwe ♪
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♪ Sinzi icyo aricyo
Ariko bisa nkaho yampinduye ♪
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- ♪ Ndi cyane ♪
- ♪ Yafashwe ♪
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- ♪ Unyumve 'it ♪
- ♪ Yafashwe ♪
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♪ Ndimo gutakaza ubuyobozi, uyu mukobwa agomba… ♪
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♪ Yego ♪
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- [Usher arakoroye]
- ♪ Oh ♪
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Reka twakire… Reka twakire Kevin Hart.
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Kevin Hart.
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(arimyoje) Yego! Nakubwira iki?
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- [indirimbo isoza]
- [Kevin] Yego!
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Yego!
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-Yego! Yego!
- [Usher] Sinumva.
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-Kuki?
- ["Gutwika" intro ikina]
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Reba, birantwika kugirango nkomere kuriyi.
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Nzi ko iyi ari somethin 'ngomba gukora,
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ariko simbizi
impamvu wahisemo gukora ibi.
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Niki ugiye gukora?
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Urabona, inshuti zawe zihagaze
hamwe nawe neza.
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-Ni iki?
- [Usher] Ariko iri joro,
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Nzakenera ko ufite intebe,
'kuberako tuzaganira kubibi byawe.
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-Uzajyana nibyo? Nibyo.
- [Usher] Nibyo, Kevin.
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-Igihe cyo kureka kigashya.
-Komeza, komeza.
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♪ Ni gon 'gutwika kugirango mvuge ibi
Ariko ni comin 'bivuye kumutima wanjye ♪
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♪ Ati Narebye uko uhagaze bwa nyuma
Kandi nta gice na kimwe gisekeje ♪
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♪ Nari nizeye rwose ko uzabikora
Ariko roho yari yavuye mu ndege ♪
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♪ Ntakibazo cyanditse
Uruhare rwose ufata, rwumva kimwe ♪
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-Ni iki guswera ukora?
- ell Mbwira impamvu ♪
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♪ Nkwiye kuguma muri ubu bucuti bukomeye?
'Kuberako tudaseka', Kevin ♪
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keeps Bituma bibaho ', Kevin ♪
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♪ Byongeye, Netflix ntabwo buri gihe
Uzafata iyo ngwate shit bullshit
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♪ Ntekereza ko ugomba ♪
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♪ Reba 'Kevin
Ntabwo ari kimwe kubantu bose ♪
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-Ni iki guswera ukora?
- ♪ Iyo bagiye mubucuruzi ♪
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♪ Byagombaga gukora kotsa
'Bitera urwenya ntabwo ari igikoma' ♪
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♪ Nkuko bari basanzwe babikora
Reba icyo amafaranga agukorera ♪
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-Yego!
- ♪ Reka itwike, ireke yaka ♪
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♪ Byimbitse uzi ko watetse
Kandi 'turwanira kukotsa ♪
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♪ Tangira 'hamwe nabo abana bato
N'inkweto z'abana ♪
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♪ Yego, uzi ko uhuha
Iyo firime zawe nazo zikora ♪
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- ♪ Reka itwike ♪
- ♪ Reka itwike ♪
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♪ Fata hasi ♪
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[Usher majwi]
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- [Kevin] Wowe mwana w'igituba.
- ♪ Gutakaza ♪
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♪ Urashobora kumva ko yaka ♪
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[ijwi]
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- [Kevin] Nibyo. Byose. Nibyo.
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Wabonye imipira yo guswera
kuri Usher.
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[Usher] Hey,
iyi ni intangiriro, umuseke.
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-Wabonye imipira yo guswera kuri wewe, mugabo.
-Yego.
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Navuze nti, sohoka hano
hanyuma ushireho iyi shitani.
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Reka tugire ibihe byiza byo guswera.
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Urasohoka hano
kandi ukore indirimbo ntigeze numva.
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Urashobora kujya guswera wenyine kubyo nkwitayeho.
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Ngwino, muntu. Nibyo.
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Reka tubikore binini rimwe. Ngwino, Kev.
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Niki guswera ugiye gukora hamwe nabo?
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Niki guswera
hafi yo gukora ibyo?
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Ndashaka kuvuga, urabizi, ni…
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Usher, niba utabonye cheri,
guswera mu maso.
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Babone guswera
hanze yimana yanjye mumaso, umuntu.
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Kura indogobe yawe kuri stage, man.
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-Oya, va kumurongo wo guswera.
-Ye, yewe, umva.
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Twishimiye. Amahirwe masa.
Uzabikenera, nshuti.
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Yego, yego, uzi iki, Usher?
Fuck you. Bite ho?
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Urashe, Usher.
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Urashobora gufata ubucuti ubwo aribwo bwose twari dufite
hanyuma ujugunye mu myanda.
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Byose
yenda genda urebe umusore wanjye murugendo.
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Arimo akora urugendo ruzenguruka stade.
Genda ushake amatike yawe yo guswera.
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- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Uwo ni musaza wanjye.
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Bigenda bite, Los Angeles? Kora
urusaku rwimana muriyi njangwe iri joro.
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- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [Kevin] Oh-ho.
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Ndashaka guha ikaze yall kuri kotsa
ye, y'iyo nigga, njye.
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Nibyo, Kevin Hart.
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Turi hafi
igihe cyiza cyimana nimugoroba, basore.
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Kandi uzi icyo nkunda gukora?
Nkunda guswera shiraho amajwi.
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Nkunda kumenya neza ko abantu
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imbere mucyumba kirimo
n'imbaraga
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ko dukeneye
kugirango tubashe kugira ibihe byiza byo guswera.
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Ndashaka kongera kukubaza,
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bariteguye
igihe cyiza cyo guswera muri iri joro?
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- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Yego. Yego.
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Ndagira ngo nkubwire nonaha,
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iyi ni inzira nziza
kurenza Tom Brady.
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Inzira nziza.
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Inzira nziza.
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Impamvu yabyo
kuberako ntari igituba.
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- [abumva baseka]
-Tom ni igituba.
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Tom yicaye igihe cyose
hamwe numuzungu guswera mumaso.
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[kwigana Tom Brady]
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Yagiye kuri radiyo nyuma yibyo.
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[kwigana Tom Brady] "Kuki bavuga
ibyo kuri njye? Sinshobora kwizera… "
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Hagarika igituba, Tom!
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Yari inyamanswa.
Imizi, Tom yari inyamanswa?
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- [Imizi] Yego.
- [Kevin] Yego, imana yukuri yari.
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Yari igituba giswera. (arimyoje)
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Ntabwo ndi igituba!
Uzana ibyo aribyo byose wabonye,
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Nshobora gutanga amafaranga abiri. Uragenda
hanyuma uvuge icyo ushaka kuvuga. Vuga.
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Ntabwo ntanze
umunsi urangiye.
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Ndi Kevin guswera Hart.
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Ndi umugabo uri muriyi njangwe.
Yego! Yego!
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Uzamenya ibyo mvuga?
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Nibyo, Los Angeles.
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-Yesu wigeze ufunga igituba?
- [abumva baseka]
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-Ese wigeze uva mu ihuriro?
- [abumva baseka]
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Cyangwa wigeze kuba hano utaka
muri iyo mic mu myaka ibiri ishize
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gutegereza papa gutaha?
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Nibyiza, bitandukanye na papa wawe nyawe,
Nerekanye rwose.
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Yoo, mwana w'igituba.
Wowe mwana w'igituba.
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-Kandi nakuzaniye jersey.
- [Kevin] Oh, mwana wanjye-- Gimme--
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-Mpa iyo jersey yo guswera.
-Ubunini bwavutse.
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-Yego, guswera jersey.
-Ese birakwiriye?
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-Mpa jersey yo guswera.
-Byose, icara.
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-Guswera.
- [abumva baseka]
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{\ an8} Nibyo, ibi ntibizatwara igihe kirekire,
'bitera nkuko abasore mubizi, Ndi umugabo uhuze.
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{\ an8} Ariko mfite amagambo make kuri wewe
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mbere yuko ngaruka
ku bibazo byanjye i Las Vegas.
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Tegereza.
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Ndavuga ibintu muri Las Vegas.
Ese ibyo byari bihagaze?
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Ntabwo ugomba kuvuga
kubyerekeye Vegas?
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Tekereza ko narenze ku rindi tegeko.
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Fuck it, Nabiganiriyeho.
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Icyo cyari cyo
ko wasakuzaga induru?
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[yigana Kevin] "Igihe cyo kworoherwa
kutoroherwa. "
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Wowe kuri iyo podium.
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Ayo yari amagambo yawe, Kevin.
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Ninde urimo guswera
iyo ntebe nto ndende ubu, igituba?
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[abumva baseka]
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Shira umusego munsi,
byagutera kugaragara neza.
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Kandi, Kevin, ibyo guswera wakoze
Kotsa?
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Mubyukuri, nakinnye muri NFL
mu bihe 23,
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ariko sinigeze mbona
umuntu wese uta umupira nkuyu.
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Nigute ihene yatetse?
Kuva kuri njye kugeza kuri wewe? (arimyoje)
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-Natsindiye Ibikombe birindwi.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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-Kevin yabaye muri firime ebyiri Ride Along .
- [abumva baseka]
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-Natsindiye ibihembo bitanu bya super Bowl MVP.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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Kevin, uri uwa gatatu
umuntu uzwi cyane muri Jumanji.
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- [abumva baseka]
- [Tom] Iyo yari firime nziza nubwo.
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Kandi reba iyi dais ibabaje.
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Ndakeka ko atari byo
umushinga wa Kevin Hart
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niba atari urukurikirane ruto.
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[abumva baseka]
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- [ikiganiro kidasobanutse]
- (arimyoje)
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Ufite Sheryl Underwood.
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[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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Big Jay Oakerson.
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Na'im Lynn.
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-Abo bantu ni bande?
- [abumva baseka]
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Nigute bageze hano?
Natekereje ko bahagaritse Spirit Airlines.
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[abumva baseka]
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(aseka) Nibyiza, nibyiza.
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Byagendekeye bite Nikki Glaser?
Arasa na shit.
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-Oh, ibibi byanjye, birababaje, Chelsea.
- [abumva baseka]
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-Icyatsi kibisi kirahari.
- [abumva bakoma amashyi]
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Yego.
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Draymond's here.
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Kuri ubu.
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Birashoboka ko azajugunywa hanze
mu minota icumi iri imbere.
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Uzi ko tutari bo
gutwika Steve Kerr, nibyo?
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Kandi birasa nkaho dufite
abafana bamwe ba Eagles nyabo hano.
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- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Yego.
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Ntabwo nka Kevin, ugaragara gusa
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kumikino ikomeye
iyo Eagles ikina neza.
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Urabizi, Kev, mubyukuri dufite izina
kuri abo bantu.
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-Bitwa abafana ba Cowboys.
- [abumva baseka]
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Kandi iyo mpungiye mubafana ba Eagles,
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burigihe bashaka
kuzana Philly idasanzwe.
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Bakunda kuvuga
kubyerekeye Philly idasanzwe.
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Yego, simbikora.
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Ndababwira nti: "Hey, izina rye
ni Shane Gillis, wubahe. "
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Urihariye.
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Kevin, wafashe amafuti menshi
kumuryango wanjye mugihe cyo kotsa.
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Ariko ndumunyacyubahiro
kujya inyuma y'umugore wawe mwiza.
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Cyangwa ndi?
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-Ni iki, mukobwa?
- [abumva baseka]
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-Ooh.
-Reba intambwe yawe yo guswera, Tom!
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Byaba byiza uhagaritse!
Byaba byiza guswera bigabanije.
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Ndabizi kera, abantu--
washinjwaga kuba abaryamana bahuje ibitsina,
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kandi ndizera rwose ko ibyo atari ukuri
kuko uri hafi
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kubona utuntu duto duto duto
byawe byahinduwe muri iri joro.
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Kandi sinshobora gutegereza kureba ibi.
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Kwishura
kandi nawe uri Kevin Hart.
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-Tureke guswera.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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["Rock Boys (Kandi Uwatsinze ni…) akina]
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♪ Kandi uwatsinze ni… HOV, umugabo wanjye ♪
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- ♪ Vuga! ♪
- [utangaza 1] Murakaza neza kuri stage!
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[utangaza 2] Muri iyi mfuruka…
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[utangaza 1, kugoreka ijwi]
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Hart.
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[uwatangaje 2] Ibirori Bikuru.
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Kevin Hart na…
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♪ Abahungu ba Roc mu nyubako iri joro ♪
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♪ Yego, mbega ibyiyumvo, ndumva ubuzima ♪
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♪ Ntanubwo
Ugomba kuzana impapuro zawe ♪
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♪ Twebwe abahungu ba dope yumwaka
Ibinyobwa biri munzu ♪
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♪ Turi mu nzu, hou… hou… ♪
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- ♪ Turi mu nzu, hou… hou… ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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et Biryoshye ♪
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♪ Reka ibyo bigende! ♪
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♪ Subiza amahembe inyuma, yego ♪
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♪ Uyu ni umuziki wintwari wumwirabura ♪
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- ♪ Hano, mwana ♪
- [inzogera ivuza]
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{\ an8} [Jay-Z aseka]
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{\ an8} - ♪ Ow! ♪
- [indirimbo isoza]
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{\ an8} -Nibyiza, ibyo byari guswera birababaje.
- [abumva baseka]
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{\ an8} Mana, abantu benshi birata hano. Uh…
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{\ an8} Noneho, Kevin, niba utekereza
ibi nibishobora kuba urwenya
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{\ an8} kubyerekeye kuba mugufi
kandi birababaje, nibyo.
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{\ an8} Tuzabikora.
Ariko natwe tugiye kuvuga
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{\ an8} burya uri umunyarwenya utuje,
inyenyeri
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{\ an8} na se udahari.
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Twese turi hano kubaha Kevin Hart.
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{\ an8} Kandi nuburyo bwiza
gukora ibyo kuruta gufata umushahara
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{\ an8} mugihe witwaza ko wishimishije.
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{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
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{\ an8} Uri indaya, Kevin.
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{\ an8} Tuvuze indaya,
yewe, Chelsea. (aseka)
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Yego.
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[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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{\ an8} Dufite Umukoresha wa Chelsea,
izina ryo hagati Imboro.
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[abumva baseka]
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{\ an8 Hand Umukoresha w'imboro.
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{\ an8} Ibyo bizafatwa.
Nibyiza, guswera basore.
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{\ an8} Iyo yari nziza cyane. (aseka)
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{\ an8} Niba musore kuzamura konte yawe
kuva mubisanzwe kugeza premium,
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{\ an8} Chelsea ihinduka umunyarwenya wumugabo.
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{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
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[Shane] Yego, ibi bizaba biteye ubwoba.
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Niba ibyo byari bibi, ndumiwe.
Byose.
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{\ an8} [arimyoje] Mugenzi wanjye
Big Jay Oakerson arihano.
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{\ an8} Tanga kuri Jay.
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[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
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{\ an8} Jay niwe musore wenyine muri dosiye ya Epstein
pizza nyayo.
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{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
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{\ an8} Sinzi niba ushobora kubibona,
ariko ashushanya urutoki,
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{\ an8} ibyo, urabizi,
ibyo biratangaje, ha?
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{\ an8} Ameze nkimyaka 50 ya emo goth comedian.
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{\ an8} [yigana Big Jay Oakerson] "Mwa basore mwe
yiteguye gukora imbaga? Yego! " (aseka)
289
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{\ an8} Ibyo ari byo byose, Big Jay abona
manicure nshya buri cyumweru
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00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,381
{\ an8} kuko ikigaragara nuko umukobwa wabyibushye umutobe wigituba
gushonga imisumari.
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00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,550
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
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{\ an8} Ushaka kuvuga iki, "Yesu?"
Yoo, ibi bizagenda nabi cyane.
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{\ an8} Ibi… Nzi ibizaba.
Nzi ko ibi ari bibi.
294
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{\ an8} Nibyiza, guswera.
Inshuti yanjye Tony Hinchcliffe arihano.
295
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{\ an8} Tanga kuri Tony.
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00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,732
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
297
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,737
{\ an8} Tony Hinchcliffe asa
atwika ibintu mu cyumba cye
298
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,940
{\ an8} agategereza abashinzwe kuzimya umuriro
kuza kumutabara.
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00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,676
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
300
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,678
{\ an8} Igihe babazaga Tony
niba yashakaga guteka Kevin Hart,
301
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,347
{\ an8} yarishimye cyane,
acira amacandwe yose mu kanwa.
302
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,583
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
303
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,652
(arimyoje)
304
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[Shane] Ikuzimu yego, Kev, urakoze.
305
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,261
{\ an8} Tony Hinchcliffe numusore wenyine
ibyo bijya muri mitingi ya Trump
306
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497
{\ an8} kugirango abashe kubyina
ku baturage bo mu mudugudu.
307
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,131
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
308
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,903
{\ an8} Tony, uh, nabaye
mu nzu ya Tony muri Austin.
309
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,038
{\ an8} Afite… Mu byukuri afite intebe.
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{\ an8} Mubyukuri, yicaye muri…
Tony afite intebe ireba Austin.
311
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{\ an8} Austin ni impanga yimyaka 19
utuye hakurya y'umuhanda
312
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,717
{\ an8} kandi ikora nta shati iri. (aseka)
313
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,085
[abumva baseka]
314
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,024
{\ an8} Sheryl Underwood arihano.
Tanga kuri Sheryl.
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00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:08,060
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
316
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,164
{\ an8} Sheryl's, uh,
Sheryl's ubuzima bwe bwose,
317
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,567
{\ an8} kandi, uh, aratekereza
bijyanye no kwinjira muri politiki.
318
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,735
{\ an8} Yiruka ku ntebe
319
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,371
{\ an8} mu nzu nini ya Mama
y'Abahagarariye.
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00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,907
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
321
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,742
{\ an8 husband Umugabo wa Sheryl yiyahuye.
322
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,813
{\ an8} Ikigaragara ni uko Umukara akora
niba yarashakanye na Sheryl
323
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,815
{\ an8} agasimbuka hejuru yinzu. (aseka)
324
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,286
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
325
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,022
{\ an8} Ndabikora kuri balkoni,
Ndabikora kumurongo wo hejuru.
326
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,291
{\ an8} Shyira abo bantu bose hano.
327
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,626
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
328
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,599
{\ an8} Kuki washyira hasi igituba gikize hano?
Reba aya matungo hejuru, yego.
329
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,535
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
330
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,903
Guswera neza.
331
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,076
{\ an8 Hall Inzu ya Regina irihano. Ndatekereza ko-- Yego.
332
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{\ an8} Ahantu hose guswera ari.
Hey. Hey, Regina, umeze ute?
333
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,649
{\ an8} Umugabo we akora neza,
gusa rero tuzakomeza kuva kuri ibyo.
334
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,721
{\ an8} Na'im Lynn ari hano,
ni umwe mu nshuti magara za Kevin,
335
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,790
{\ an8} abafungura n'abanditsi, bamuhe.
336
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,929
{\ an8} Na'im umwanditsi mwiza rwose,
we na Kevin bakoranye
337
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,064
{\ an8} kuri Kotsa kwa Tom Brady,
338
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,968
{\ an8} aho Na'im yazanye ibintu bisanzwe
nka, "Ibyo byari umusazi."
339
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,837
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- [arimyoje] Kandi, "Oh, ikuzimu oya."
340
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,441
{\ an8} Kandi abantu bose bakunda,
"Nyamuneka, yagiyeyo?"
341
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,077
Umusore ni umuhanga wo guswera.
342
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,614
Pete Davidson's hano,
kureka Pete.
343
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,284
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
344
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,221
{\ an8} Pete Davidson, uzwi ku izina rya Wigger Dracula.
345
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,990
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
346
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,459
{\ an8} [yigana Pete Davidson]
"Ndashaka guswera kuri comedi." (aseka)
347
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,427
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
348
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,296
{\ an8} Kwinezeza gusa, kwishimisha gato, musore.
349
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,265
{\ an8} Pete aherutse kubona byose
ya tatouage ye yakuweho,
350
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,569
{\ an8} ubu rero mubyukuri ugomba kuvugana nawe
kugirango umenye ko ari igicucu cyuzuye.
351
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,071
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [abumva baseka]
352
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,309
{\ an8} [aseka] Nibyo byose nabonye, musore.
353
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,214
{\ an8} Draymond Icyatsi kiri hano,
kureka kuri Draymond.
354
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,516
[abaterana urwenya, bakoma amashyi]
355
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:18,290
{\ an8} Yego, urwaye. Yego, muswere. Boo! (aseka)
356
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,761
{\ an8} Hamwe nizina nka Draymond Green,
yari afite amahitamo make mubuzima.
357
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,865
{\ an8} Pro siporo, pimp muri documentaire,
cyangwa umukire wikarito ikize.
358
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,334
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
359
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,269
[Shane arakoroye]
360
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,570
{\ an8} Akina… [aseka]
361
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,607
{\ an8} Akinira Intwari za Leta Zahabu.
362
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,778
{\ an8} [abaterana urwenya, bakoma amashyi]
363
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,683
{\ an8} Intwari za Leta
byumvikana nkizina
364
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,719
{\ an8} bari bafite kubantu
wapfuye azize SIDA mu myaka ya za 1980.
365
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,821
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
366
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,759
{\ an8 logo Ikirangantego cya Leta ya Zahabu
ni ikiraro.
367
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,262
{\ an8} Ntukabigaragaze
ku mugabo wa Sheryl. (aseka)
368
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,730
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
369
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,733
{\ an8} Mubyukuri, komeza icyo kiraro kure
ukomoka ku mugabo wa Sheryl.
370
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,639
{\ an8} Namuhamagaye ejo, ceceka.
371
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,310
{\ an8} Nari mubyukuri… Numvise biteye ubwoba kubyo.
Nabwirijwe kumuhamagara. Byose.
372
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,212
{\ an8} Yarasaze.
373
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,081
{\ an8} Yari ameze, "Uzasetsa
y'umugabo wanjye waguye ku kiraro? "
374
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,515
{\ an8} Nari nka, "Yego." (aseka)
375
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:23,823
{\ an8} No kuvuga Abirabura bigeze gukora
ingaruka mu myaka yashize, Kevin Hart. (aseka)
376
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,459
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
377
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,198
Dore ibintu bishimishije kuri Kevin.
Kevin afite uburebure bwa santimetero 44.
378
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,834
Kandi ndabizi kuberako
arashobora gusoma umugore we kumunwa.
379
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,335
[abumva baseka]
380
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,839
{\ an8} Kuba 5'1 yonsa,
381
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,241
{\ an8} ariko byibuze ushobora kumubwira
usibye abandi Birabura bose.
382
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,010
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
383
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,682
{\ an8} Yego, barambwiye ngo mvangura amoko. (aseka)
384
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,284
{\ an8} Nzakora iki?
385
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,154
{\ an8} "Yego, wabonye igikinisho kinini
kandi uri umuherwe? " Yego.
386
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,325
{\ an8} Iyo ubonye Kevin ahagaze kuruhande
ku nshuti ze zose zisanzwe zingana Abirabura,
387
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,494
{\ an8} asa nigihe
kurangiza interuro.
388
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,463
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
389
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,636
Yego, yego, Kevin, urakoze.
390
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,105
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Yego!
-Aha niho…
391
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:16,509
{\ an8} Kugira ngo wumve neza inkomoko ya Kevin,
ugomba gusubira mu ntangiriro.
392
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:20,746
{\ an8 abakurambere ba Kevin baje muri Amerika
mu bwato bw'abacakara mu icupa.
393
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,314
[abumva baseka]
394
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,552
- [Kevin] Yego.
- [Shane] Yego.
395
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,154
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Yego.
-Yego.
396
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,057
Icupa.
397
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,360
{\ an8} Yakuriye i Philadelphia,
aho nyina yakoraga
398
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,828
{\ an8} muri kaminuza ya Pennsylvania,
399
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,063
{\ an8} kandi se yari umwe
ya Kaliforuniya.
400
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,233
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
401
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,936
Ndasetsa gusa.
Nta muntu n'umwe yareraga.
402
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,639
- [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
403
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:50,876
{\ an8} Kubwamahirwe, nibyo.
404
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:56,081
{\ an8} Se wa Kevin ntabwo yari ahari kuri we
kubera ko yari yarabaswe na kokayine,
405
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,551
{\ an8} aribyo byubahwa cyane
kuruta kutaba ahari kubana bawe
406
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,320
{\ an8} kubera ko uri gufata amashusho yo guswera Jumanji 3.
407
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,656
- [abumva baseka]
- [Shane] Ibyo birababaje.
408
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:09,895
{\ an8} Byinshi… [aseka]
409
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:14,834
{\ an8} Abantu benshi
vuga firime za Kevin ni formulaire.
410
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,169
{\ an8} Yego, amata y'abana.
411
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,672
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
412
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,908
{\ an8} [aseka] Iyo yari nziza cyane.
413
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,477
{\ an8} Ibyo byari… Twari tumeze,
"Yo, amata y'ifu."
414
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,948
{\ an8} Kandi igihe cyose ushyize
imwe muri firime za Kevin kuri,
415
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,218
{\ an8} uribwira ubwawe,
"Ndabona aho ibi biguma."
416
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,623
{\ an8} Noneho, ntabwo buri gihe yari umukinnyi wa firime.
Afite ibibazo bike.
417
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,959
Kevin yabonye DUI.
418
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,394
{\ an8} [aseka] Ntabwo bisekeje?
419
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:46,432
{\ an8} DUI ntoya,
ibirenge bye bigera kuri pedals.
420
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:48,334
{\ an8} Ni DUI nziza.
421
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,603
{\ an8} Mu byukuri, mubyukuri,
byari impanuka ikomeye.
422
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,305
{\ an8} Yapfunyitse imashini ya micro
hafi ya dandelion.
423
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,509
[abumva baseka]
424
00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:02,181
{\ an8} Ibyo ari byo byose, ibintu byarushijeho kuba bibi kuri Kevin
nyuma yimyaka mike nyuma yo kwirukanwa
425
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,983
{\ an8} kuva muri Oscars kubaryamana bahuje ibitsina.
426
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,586
{\ an8} Basanze tweet ye ishaje
aho yavuze niba umuhungu we yararyamanye,
427
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,722
{\ an8} yamenagura igikinisho hejuru yumutwe.
428
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,992
{\ an8} Ndabizi, ibyo birasaze.
429
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,128
{\ an8} Yakundaga gusetsa.
Bite ho? (aseka)
430
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,364
Ibyo byari bisekeje rwose.
Ibyo byari kera cyane.
431
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,101
{\ an8} Nyuma yibyo, amaze kwirukanwa
kubera kuba abaryamana bahuje ibitsina,
432
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,802
{\ an8} yagiye nkurugendo rwo gusaba imbabazi
433
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,005
{\ an8} aho yagombaga kuzenguruka
hanyuma ukore interview na shit.
434
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:30,476
{\ an8} Kandi muri kimwe mu biganiro, yavuze,
"Nkundana n'umugabo ndimo kuba."
435
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:37,449
{\ an8} Abahuje ibitsina. (aseka) Guswera homo, musore.
436
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,854
Ngiye kumena igikinisho
hejuru yumutwe nyuma yiyo shitani yo guswera.
437
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,859
{\ an8} Ndakeka imwe mu mpamvu
ntawe ushobora kwigurira inzu muri Amerika
438
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,594
{\ an8} iyi minsi ni 'impamvu
Kevin akomeza kubavuna
439
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,362
{\ an8} hejuru yumutwe wumuhungu we.
440
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:56,402
{\ an8 months Amezi make ashize, Kevin yakoze
mu iserukiramuco rya Riyadh
441
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:58,170
{\ an8} yatewe inkunga na leta ya Arabiya Sawudite.
442
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:03,509
{\ an8} [abaterana urwenya, baseka]
443
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,178
Mu byukuri, barampaye
toni y'amafaranga yo kubikora, ariko naravuze nti oya.
444
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,579
{\ an8} Kevin yavuze yego.
445
00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:12,251
{\ an8} Impamvu navuze oya kwari ukubaha
446
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,320
{\ an8} abapolisi b'intwari
n'abashinzwe kuzimya umuriro
447
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,055
{\ an8} wabuze ubuzima uwo munsi.
448
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,159
Nibyo, Pete? (aseka)
449
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,560
[abumva baseka]
450
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,102
Kevin mubyukuri yakoze neza
muri Arabiya Sawudite,
451
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,538
ariko kubera gusa ko batekerezaga
yari inkende kuva Aladdin.
452
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:35,374
[abumva baseka]
453
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:40,446
{\ an8} Abu, batekerezaga kuri Abu.
454
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:41,847
{\ an8} Abu.
455
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,682
{\ an8} Abu, mubyukuri birahuye
456
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:47,553
{\ an8} ibyo Kevin yumva buri gihe
ashyira hanze imwe mu mbwa yihariye.
457
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:48,587
{\ an8} A boo.
458
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,625
{\ an8} Kevin ntabwo yakoze urwenya gusa
muri Arabiya Sawudite,
459
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,227
{\ an8} mubyukuri bamuhaye inkota
n'ingabo
460
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,196
{\ an8} nuko bamutera kurwanya sikorupiyo.
461
00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,499
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
462
00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:02,801
{\ an8} Hanyuma nijoro bashira imwe
y'izo ngofero ntoya ya la Falcon kuri we
463
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,370
{\ an8} kugirango ashobore gusinzira.
464
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:06,305
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
465
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,240
[Shane] Nibyo.
466
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:12,678
{\ an8} Nibyiza, reba, nzi iyi dais
ni byuzuye gusebanya,
467
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,848
{\ an8} kandi bazaba bari hejuru bavuga
ibintu byinshi by'ivanguramoko, ibintu biteye ubwoba muri iri joro.
468
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,017
{\ an8} Ariko, yego, basore nkabo?
469
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,686
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
470
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:24,089
{\ an8} Ariko ntabwo ari njye. Ntabwo nzabikora.
471
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,125
{\ an8} Mfite urwenya rwiza rwa PG
472
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,395
{\ an8} ko nifuza ko musore
kuba igice, sawa?
473
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,497
{\ an8} Kevin ni mugufi.
474
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:33,332
{\ an8} [abumva] Angahe?
475
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:36,668
{\ an8} Kevin ngufi cyane kuburyo bazagira
kumutobora ku giti cya bonsai.
476
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,371
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
477
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,481
{\ an8} Ibyo byari ibyumweru bitatu
yo gutekereza kuri urwo rwenya.
478
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,486
{\ an8} Nari… Reba, ndumva uburyo
bikomeye ijambo lynch ni,
479
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,221
{\ an8} ariko bonsai birasekeje cyane.
480
00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,827
{\ an8} Ibyo ari byo byose, uri umugabo uswera,
kandi nishimiye kuba hano,
481
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,562
{\ an8} kandi ndagukunda byukuri,
482
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:06,532
{\ an8} kandi bikomeye,
uri impano rimwe-mubuzima,
483
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:09,501
{\ an8} kandi ikibabaje, ubwo buzima ni ubwacu.
484
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,270
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
485
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:13,172
{\ an8} Reka dutangire iki gitaramo cyo guswera.
486
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,240
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
487
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:24,116
{\ an8} Noneho, umutware wambere wijoro,
Jenerali Roastmaster, Jeff Ross.
488
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,552
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
489
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:30,656
["Beverly Hills Cop" gucuranga insanganyamatsiko]
490
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:43,435
[abumva bishimye]
491
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:56,915
{\ an8} Wow!
492
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:01,153
{\ an8} Niki, bakunzi ba kotsa?
493
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:04,323
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [umuziki urangira]
494
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,325
Reba aha hantu.
495
00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:11,063
{\ an8} Abantu bose bari hano iri joro. Wow, wow, wow.
496
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:17,903
{\ an8} John Stamos, Usher, ndakubona,
George Wallace, na Peter Dinklage.
497
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,239
{\ an8} Blackface ntabwo ari nziza.
498
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,241
[abumva baseka]
499
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:24,977
Kevin Hart.
500
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:30,182
{\ an8} Twabaye inshuti kuva kera,
ariko isi yabanje kugukunda
501
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:33,452
{\ an8} igihe Michael Jackson
yakumanitse hejuru ya balkoni.
502
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:35,721
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
503
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:47,599
{\ an8} Iri joro, ubeho kwisi yose,
twishimiye umwana wavunitse washoboye.
504
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,603
Intangiriro hamwe ninzozi.
505
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:56,275
{\ an8} Umugabo washyize elf
i Filadelifiya. (aseka)
506
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,545
{\ an8} Eddie Smurphy ukomeye.
507
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,383
{\ an8} Urabizi, Kev, ibyo bitonyanga mic ntabwo aribyo
nkibyiza mugihe urimo kubireka
508
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:05,884
{\ an8} uhereye kumaguru abiri, sibyo?
509
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,089
{\ an8} Yego, iri joro ndambara
nk'ikigirwamana cyawe Eddie Murphy
510
00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:12,491
{\ an8} kubera ko ataje.
511
00:28:12,558 --> 00:28:14,026
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
512
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:16,929
Ikigirwamana cyawe ntigitanga igituba
ibyawe, Kevin.
513
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,867
Oya, Eddie, ariko twarabikoze
shaka Indogobe kuva Shrek.
514
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,969
Mwaramutse kuri Sheryl Underwood.
515
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:27,239
[abumva baseka]
516
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,441
[asoma]
517
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:33,545
{\ an8} Inshingano za Sheryl ni hee-haw.
518
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,021
{\ an8} Ndagukunda, Sheryl Underwood.
519
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,025
{\ an8} By the way, Underwood
ni naho basanze
520
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:51,296
{\ an8} -Pete Davidson papa kuwa 9/11.
- [abumva baseka]
521
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:54,333
{\ an8} - [inaudible]
-Ndagukunda.
522
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,069
{\ an8 papa wa Pete yari inkongi y'umuriro
yapfuye ubutwari
523
00:28:57,135 --> 00:29:00,906
{\ an8} kandi hari ukuntu Pete
abona igituba cyose papa we akwiye.
524
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,375
[abumva baseka]
525
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:07,112
{\ an8} Kubaha se,
Pete aswera gusa icyenda na cumi n'umwe.
526
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:11,016
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
527
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,720
- [Jeff] Kanda!
- ["Beverly Hills Cop" gucuranga insanganyamatsiko]
528
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:17,256
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
529
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:23,595
{\ an8} - [umuziki urangira]
-Ndabikunda! Byendagusetsa.
530
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,733
{\ an8} Ntubona abasore benshi
basa na Shane Gillis muri L.A.,
531
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:30,435
{\ an8} keretse niba ari amapingu
umwana muto wo muri Mexico.
532
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:31,903
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
533
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,539
Ay, ay, ICE!
534
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:45,717
{\ an8} Jersey nziza cyane, Umukoresha wa Chelsea.
Ndagukunda cyane, Chelsea.
535
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,388
-Ndabikora. Ndabikora.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
536
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,057
{\ an8} Chelsea yarambwiye
yagiye muri microdose,
537
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,027
{\ an8} aricyo yita
guswera umusore wumuzungu.
538
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:56,128
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
539
00:29:57,229 --> 00:30:03,935
Murakoze, Chels. Nasomye ko waguze
inzu yawe nshya kuva kuri RFK Jr.
540
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,772
{\ an8} [mu ijwi ryimbitse] "Hey, urashaka
kubona umufuka wanjye wibikinisho bya marcoun? "
541
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:11,777
{\ an8} Hanyuma RFK yari nka,
"Oya urakoze, Chelsea, mfite ibyanjye."
542
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:14,079
[abumva baseka]
543
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,651
{\ an8} Steph Curry ntishobora gukora iri joro,
544
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:22,587
{\ an8} ariko yarabitwaye
Draymond Icyatsi cyose hano.
545
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,457
[abumva baseka]
546
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:33,432
{\ an8} Uragukunda, nshuti. Ntabwo ngiye
kugusebya kuko uri umunyarugomo.
547
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,634
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
548
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:39,538
{\ an8} Wasohotse inshuro nyinshi
kuruta DVD ya Kevin Hart. (arimyoje)
549
00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:43,342
[abumva baseka]
550
00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:47,346
{\ an8} Tony Hinchcliffe, ndishimye cyane.
551
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:51,650
{\ an8} -Tony, ndagukunda nka murumunawe…
- [abumva bishimye]
552
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,985
{\ an8}… ariko nagize kugeza hano
hamwe na politiki yawe.
553
00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:56,521
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
554
00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:04,730
{\ an8} Abantu bose bari hano, mwana. Reba aha hantu.
Abantu bose baragukunda, Kevin Hart.
555
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,932
{\ an8} -MGK.
- [abumva bishimye]
556
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:08,200
Guswera.
557
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:12,371
Ku musore ugenda gusa
gukenera umunsi umwe,
558
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:16,174
{\ an8} -Uzi neza ko ufite byinshi byo guhitamo.
- [abumva baseka]
559
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:18,176
{\ an8} Mbega inkuru. Mbega inkuru.
560
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:22,581
So yari umuhigi wo mumuhanda
kandi yarabaswe no kumena kokayine.
561
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:25,784
Ndakeka rero ko biterwa
ku rutare rwiruka mu muryango.
562
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:28,153
[abumva baseka]
563
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,656
- [Jeff] Kanda.
- ["Beverly Hills Cop" gucuranga insanganyamatsiko]
564
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,826
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
565
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:40,065
{\ an8} - [umuziki urangira]
-Kevin, nzi ko papa wawe yagusohokanye
566
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:43,635
{\ an8} hanyuma njya kureba imwe muri firime yawe
hanyuma ndasohoka.
567
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,370
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
568
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:48,740
{\ an8} Birashoboka ko umara umwanya munini
muri siporo ikora.
569
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:52,077
{\ an8} Numunsi wamaboko, ni umunsi wamaguru.
Ni ryari umunsi wimyandikire?
570
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:54,379
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
571
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:58,049
Ndetse urasoma ibi bice
ya shit mbere yuko uvuga yego?
572
00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,851
Ngwino, andika Jumanji.
573
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,756
Fuck you.
574
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:10,328
Kandi sure… sure,
Kevin yagiye mu kirori cya Diddy. None, iki?
575
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,832
{\ an8} Bamufungiye mucyumba
hanyuma ushyire Paw Patrol kuri iPad ye.
576
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:16,401
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
577
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:25,710
{\ an8} Kevin ahora aguruka wenyine.
Mbega imyanda yo mucyumba cy'amaguru.
578
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:29,214
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
579
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:36,254
Nibyo, Kev, abantu baragushinyagurira kubera kuba mugufi.
Ariko uzi undi ninde wari mugufi? Umuganwa.
580
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,890
Umuganwa yari 5'2 '',
gusa ntitubivugaho byinshi
581
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:43,495
-kuko igikomangoma cyari gikomeye.
- [abumva baseka]
582
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:50,202
{\ an8} Ariko wowe, Kev, ntabwo
kwidagadura gusa, uri ikirango.
583
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:51,503
{\ an8} Umeze nka Martha Stewart,
584
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,872
{\ an8} ariko nta cyubahiro
y'umuryango w'Abirabura.
585
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,974
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
586
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:59,110
{\ an8} Kandi ndashobora kubivuga
kuko nambaye nka Eddie Murphy.
587
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,379
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Bikubite, ah, ntuzigere utekereza.
588
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,483
{\ an8} Kina ikintu cyiza.
589
00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,419
{\ an8} - [umuziki woroshye ucuranga]
-Umunsi w'ababyeyi b'uyu munsi.
590
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:11,323
{\ an8} -Gutakambira ba mama…
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
591
00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:13,492
{\ an8}… hamwe nababyeyi.
592
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,529
{\ an8} Kev na twembi twabuze mama inzira vuba cyane
593
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:21,600
{\ an8} kandi mbabajwe n'uwawe ntabwo ari hano muri iri joro
kubona urukundo rwose mucyumba.
594
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:25,537
Nzi akamaro yari afite mubuzima bwawe.
Yarakara.
595
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,005
Igihe kimwe wakinaga
596
00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:30,075
aragukubita
hamwe na Hoteri Zishyushye, nibyo?
597
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,514
Ariko Kevin kuba Kevin ntiyashakishijwe,
subiza inzira hamwe,
598
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:38,216
yinjiye mu modoka ye Ashyushye
hanyuma atwara iburyo yerekeza i Hollywood.
599
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:41,119
[abumva baseka]
600
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,123
{\ an8} Uhora uvuga,
"Abantu bose bifuza kuba icyamamare…
601
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:48,093
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Ntawe ushaka gukora akazi.
-… ariko nta muntu n'umwe wifuza gukora akazi. "
602
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:53,198
-Urakora akazi, uri moteri.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
603
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:57,102
Kandi ibi ntubizi, Kevin,
ariko waranshishikarije.
604
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,105
Ku kotsa ka nyuma, wavuze,
igihe cyose unyitegereje,
605
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:03,308
-Ndabona ndwaye kandi ndwaye.
- [abumva baseka]
606
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,477
Abantu bose barabaseka, kandi birababaje.
607
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,813
Ariko warandemesheje
kujya gushaka colonoscopi yanjye yambere.
608
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,817
Kandi iryo genzura rya kanseri
byari bishimishije kurushaho
609
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,387
kuruta iyerekanwa ryose
wigeze utumira.
610
00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:17,589
[abumva baseka]
611
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:22,193
Basanze
icyiciro cya gatatu ikibyimba muri colon yanjye.
612
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:25,330
Ariko kubwamahirwe, nkawe, Kevin,
yahagaritse gukura.
613
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,632
[abumva baseka]
614
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:30,335
Niba utaransetse
ankiza kanseri y'amara,
615
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,237
Ntabwo nari kubishobora
kuzamuka hano muri iri joro
616
00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:35,140
-kandi shiti hejuru yawe. (arimyoje)
- [abumva baseka]
617
00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:38,443
Murakoze
kubwo kurokora ubuzima bwanjye, nshuti nto.
618
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:45,016
-Ndagukunda.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
619
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,218
[inaudible]
620
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:54,893
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye]
- [umuziki urangira]
621
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,529
{\ an8 General Umukuru wa Roastmaster, abantu bose,
kureka Jeff Ross.
622
00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:02,434
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
623
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:05,870
{\ an8} Kandi bite byerekeranye no gukomera amashyi manini
ku basirikare bose ba Roastmaster
624
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,505
{\ an8} yamwanditseho urwenya rwose.
625
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,241
{\ an8} - [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
626
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:13,011
{\ an8} Ibyo uvuga, Gillis?
627
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:15,647
{\ an8} Niba urimo kwibaza
mpamvu Jeff yambaye nka Eddie Murphy,
628
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,182
{\ an8} byiza, ugomba kuba.
629
00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:20,085
{\ an8} Ntabwo byumvikana,
kandi ni ubwoko buteye isoni.
630
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,255
{\ an8 face Isura ya Jeff isa nkaho yaguye
itara rya lava.
631
00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:27,092
{\ an8} - [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
632
00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:31,096
{\ an8} - [Jeff avuga atabishaka]
- (arimyoje)
633
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:33,932
{\ an8} Bashoboraga kuyikoresha kuri njye. (arimyoje)
634
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:37,602
-Ni iki uvuga, Gillis?
-Ni byiza. Nibyiza.
635
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,406
{\ an8} Jeff niwe musore wenyine
gusoma urukuta rwo kuboroga no gukoresha ururimi.
636
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,174
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
637
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,910
{\ an8} Abayahudi benshi hano muri iri joro. Ntabwo ari byiza.
638
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,980
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Nibyiza, nashakaga kuvuga urwenya,
si muri rusange.
639
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:51,383
{\ an8} -Urabibona. Ibyo aribyo byose. Fuck you.
- [abumva baseka]
640
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,184
{\ an8} "Yego, ntabwo ari twe." Ceceka.
641
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:58,256
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Roaster yacu itaha ni Na'im Lynn.
642
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:02,327
{\ an8} -Yego, Na'im.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
643
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,930
{\ an8} Na'im, iryo ni izina ritavuga.
Birasa nkurusaku umusore utumva akora
644
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,033
{\ an8} iyo agumye
kugerageza kwambara akanyamasyo.
645
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:13,038
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Na'im. (arimyoje) Na'im.
646
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,342
{\ an8} Navuga ko Na'im ameze nkumuryango kuri Kevin,
647
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,611
{\ an8} ariko mubyukuri barayakoresha
umwanya munini hamwe.
648
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,580
{\ an8} Nyamuneka wakire Na'im Lynn, abantu bose.
Uhebe Na'im.
649
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:27,452
- [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
650
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,161
{\ an8} - [umuziki urangira]
-Yego, yego, yego.
651
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,731
{\ an8} Hey, abantu bose. Birashoboka
isura itamenyekana cyane hano.
652
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:45,503
{\ an8} -Nfite ikiganiro cya TV, ariko kiza kuri BET.
- [abumva baseka]
653
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:49,674
{\ an8} Nakoranye na Kevin imyaka 25,
n'uyu mubyara ati
654
00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:52,377
{\ an8} anshyira muri kotsa
kuko bishobora gufasha umwuga wanjye.
655
00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:55,547
{\ an8} Wari gushobora gufasha umwuga wanjye
kunshyira muri firime hashize imyaka 15.
656
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,949
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
657
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,552
Ugiye gukora Kugenda Kuruhande 3,
kandi n'ubu sindagendana.
658
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:05,390
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Reba hano hariya, bose bishimye,
659
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,992
{\ an8} nka papa waje kwigaragaza
nijoro.
660
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,360
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
661
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,134
Wowe wishyira hejuru.
Igihe Kevin yambwiraga bwa mbere ibijyanye no kotsa,
662
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:19,104
{\ an8} yagize ati: "Tom Brady yakoze miliyoni 100,
663
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,573
{\ an8} rero birashoboka ko nzabikora
Miliyoni 200 zabonye. "
664
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,509
{\ an8} Uyu mubyeyi utekereza
azwi cyane kurusha Tom Brady.
665
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,010
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
666
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,748
{\ an8} Tom afite impeta ndwi za super Bowl.
Ibyo ni nka Oscari zirindwi.
667
00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:34,385
{\ an8} -Ufite imyaka 46 hamwe nigihembo cyabana.
- [abumva baseka]
668
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,863
Ntabwo ufite Oscar,
Emmy, Tony, cyangwa Grammy.
669
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:49,434
-Grammy wenyine wari wapfuye muri 1985.
- [abumva baseka]
670
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:56,141
{\ an8} "Yego, oya, Mama. Grammy yarapfuye.
Ubu tuzaba he? "
671
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:58,943
[abumva baseka]
672
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,947
Ikintu kimwe wowe na Tom Brady
bahurije hamwe,
673
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,382
{\ an8} mwembi mukunda umwuga wawe
kuruta umugore wawe.
674
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,485
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
675
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:11,156
- [Na'im] Mbabarira, Eniko.
- [abumva baseka]
676
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,258
{\ an8} Kev, wari ubizi
uri umwirabura wa kabiri wenyine
677
00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:15,126
{\ an8} gutwikwa mumyaka 30 ishize?
678
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,462
{\ an8} Ni wowe wenyine
na murumuna wawe, Flavour Flav.
679
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:19,597
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
680
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,000
Uyu musore numuhanzi wibeshya.
681
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,269
Nigute guswera uteza imbere
fitness na tequila?
682
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:27,639
[abumva baseka]
683
00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:35,680
{\ an8} Wambwiye aya mazina manini yose
bagiye kuba hano.
684
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:38,082
{\ an8} Reba iki cyiciro
yo gutotezwa hejuru hano, umuntu.
685
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,285
{\ an8} Ibyo guswera
Draymond Green akora hano?
686
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,287
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
687
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:45,123
{\ an8 name Izina ryibicucu.
Igituba ni "Draymond?"
688
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,293
[abumva baseka]
689
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:49,761
{\ an8} Nyoko ntiyari abizi
so yari nde,
690
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,230
{\ an8} nuko ahuriza hamwe
amazina abiri y'abasore.
691
00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:54,866
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
692
00:38:55,967 --> 00:39:00,338
{\ an8} "Papa, mukobwa ninde?"
"Mm-mm. Ari Andre cyangwa Lamond."
693
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:05,410
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- [arimyoje] "Ndi kumwita Draymond."
694
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:09,514
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
695
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:14,586
impundu, amashyi]
696
00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:20,024
{\ an8} -Izina ryawe ryumvikana nkibara risize irangi.
- [abumva baseka]
697
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,629
{\ an8} Kandi natekerezaga gukora
igikoni Draymond Icyatsi.
698
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:28,299
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
699
00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:35,573
{\ an8} Umuntu, natekereje
Urutare byibuze rwaba hano,
700
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,375
{\ an8} kuko nabonye amacenga yo kumuvugaho.
701
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:39,644
{\ an8} Ariko mubyukuri, urabizi,
nibyiza ko atari hano,
702
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,914
{\ an8} kuko nahitamo kuvuga shit
inyuma ye. Numva mfite umutekano.
703
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:47,151
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Big J, uri Urutare, nibyo?
704
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,655
Nibintu bya hafi uzageraho
mumiterere, kuryoherwa rero umwanya.
705
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,191
{\ an8} Urutare, ndarwaye shitani yawe.
706
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:56,194
{\ an8} Guswera kugurisha,
burigihe ukina umusore wumuzungu muri firime.
707
00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:57,562
{\ an8} Nigga, nyamuneka.
708
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,567
{\ an8} -Ntabwo ari abasore b'abazungu bitwa Dwayne.
- [abumva baseka]
709
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,637
{\ an8} Niba usabye akazi kuri Target
ukandika Dwayne Johnson kuri yo,
710
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:09,040
{\ an8} -iyo shitani igenda mumyanda.
- [abumva baseka]
711
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,277
{\ an8} Urwo ni urwenya DEI,
wowe musazi wumubyeyi.
712
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,845
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
713
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,514
{\ an8} Reka nkonje,
Sinshaka kunywa umwotsi urutare.
714
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:21,386
{\ an8} -Ibyo nibyo byishe hafi Lamar Odom.
- [abumva baseka]
715
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,292
{\ an8} Jeff Ross ari hano
gukusanya iyi cheque imwe yumwaka.
716
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,460
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- [Na'im] Yego.
717
00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:32,330
{\ an8} Iyi ishobora kuba Jeff yanyuma
niba atabonye iyo mpyiko.
718
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:35,233
[abumva baseka]
719
00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:39,404
{\ an8} Jeff, urasa numwana wenyine
720
00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:42,240
Michael \ an8 Michael Michael Jackson yasuye
mu bitaro byabayeho.
721
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:44,375
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
722
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,313
-Kora icyifuzo, nyoko.
- [abumva baseka]
723
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:55,653
{\ an8} -Umukoresha wa chelsea, yego.
- [abumva bishimye]
724
00:40:55,720 --> 00:41:00,325
{\ an8} Hey, Chelsea. Ndakubona hariya
gusaza ku muvuduko wera.
725
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,964
{\ an8} Fata ifoto ya Chelsea ubungubu,
726
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,766
{\ an8} Ndahamya ko utazamumenya
ijoro rirangiye.
727
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,035
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
728
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:16,574
Hanze hariya hamwe na maquillage yose kuri,
isanduku yiteguye.
729
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:19,777
- [abumva baseka]
- [Na'im arasetsa]
730
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:23,448
{\ an8} Sinshobora gutegereza kugeza babikoze
gusubiramo Abakobwa ba Zahabu
731
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:25,650
{\ an8} kugirango ubone
akazi ko guswera nanone, nibyo?
732
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,385
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
733
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:29,487
{\ an8} Waba umeze nka Betty Yera.
734
00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:31,222
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
735
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:35,460
{\ an8} Kandi simvuze Betty mugihe cye cyambere.
Ndavuga Betty kurubu.
736
00:41:35,526 --> 00:41:39,197
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Yego, Betty yarapfuye.
737
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:46,404
{\ an8} Twabonye umwe mu bami
yo gusetsa hano, Sheryl Underwood.
738
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:49,340
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
739
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:55,013
{\ an8} [arimyoje]
740
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:57,482
{\ an8} Sheryl, bagiye bavuga
kubyerekeye gukora biopic mubuzima bwa Kev.
741
00:41:57,548 --> 00:42:01,753
{\ an8} -Ndatekereza ko byaba byiza ukina se.
- [abumva baseka]
742
00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:07,825
{\ an8} Pete Davidson hano. Pete arukuri
undi wahoze ari umunyamuryango wa SNL
743
00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:13,097
{\ an8} -ibyo bizarenza urugero mugihe runaka.
- [abumva baseka]
744
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,469
{\ an8} -Ntabwo nkunda, Pete.
- [abumva baseka]
745
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:22,407
{\ an8} Aho guswera Dave Chappelle, umugabo?
Natekereje, yego, natekereje…
746
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:24,442
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
747
00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:27,412
{\ an8}… Natekereje ko azaba hano
kwiba amafaranga menshi muri Netflix.
748
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:28,479
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
749
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,882
{\ an8} Nzi ko ureba, Dave.
Nabonye umwihariko wawe wanyuma.
750
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:35,119
{\ an8} -Bimwe byendagusetsa byari kuba byiza.
- [abumva baseka]
751
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,722
{\ an8 speech Ijambo rimara amasaha, miliyoni 20.
752
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:40,958
{\ an8} Ninimpamvu yo kwiyandikisha
kuzamuka buri mezi atandatu.
753
00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,027
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
754
00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,963
{\ an8} [arimyoje] By the way, Dave,
Kev arakwanga.
755
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:49,534
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
756
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,869
{\ an8} Irakwanga
birenze umuryango uhuza ibitsina.
757
00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:55,039
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
758
00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:57,341
{\ an8} Mubyukuri simbizi
kuki trans ikwanga.
759
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:01,813
{\ an8} -Ushakanye numuhungu wumunyafilipine.
- [abumva baseka]
760
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:10,021
{\ an8} Nibyo, baravuze ngo ngomba kuvuga
ikintu cyiza mbere yuko ngenda,
761
00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:10,988
{\ an8} rero hano iragenda.
762
00:43:11,055 --> 00:43:12,924
{\ an8} Kev, ntabwo wabaye inspiration gusa
kuri njye,
763
00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:15,093
{\ an8} ariko kuri comics zose
n'abirabura muri rusange,
764
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:17,929
{\ an8} kubera ko utahagaritse
gusa kuba imyidagaduro ikomeye.
765
00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:19,931
{\ an8} Wabaye mogul, umucuruzi,
766
00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:22,400
{\ an8} kurema ubutunzi bwibisekuruza
kuko atari umuryango wawe gusa,
767
00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:25,536
{\ an8} -ariko abandi bakozi.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
768
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:29,607
{\ an8} Iyo ubucakara burangiye,
twasezeranijwe hegitari 40 n'inyumbu.
769
00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:31,609
{\ an8} Ntabwo twabonye hegitari 40,
ariko twabonye inyumbu yacu.
770
00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:34,112
{\ an8} -Ni wewe, mwana wanjye.
- [abumva baseka]
771
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,883
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [ikiganiro kidasobanutse]
772
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,390
{\ an8} [Shane]
Komeza kuri Na'im, abantu bose.
773
00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:49,327
{\ an8} Yego, yakoze ibikomeye.
774
00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:53,431
{\ an8} Nanone, Na'im, guhitamo gukomeye hano
kurangiza kuvuga shit kuri Dave.
775
00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:55,666
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
776
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,602
{\ an8} Azareka ibyo, byanze bikunze.
777
00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,338
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- [asebanya]
778
00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:03,141
{\ an8} Iyo yari ishoti rishimishije. (arimyoje)
779
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:07,078
{\ an8} -Icyuma gikurikira ni Chelsea Handler.
- [abumva bishimye]
780
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:10,214
{\ an8} [abumva bakoma amashyi]
781
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,884
{\ an8} Akunda igitsina. Ntabwo ibyo bishimishije?
782
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:17,588
{\ an8} Yabiganiriyeho imyaka 30,
guswera. (arimyoje)
783
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,592
{\ an8} Ndetse yasohoye kaseti ye bwite.
Imibonano mpuzabitsina nayo nicyo akoresha
784
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,995
{\ an8} kugirango wirinde gutembera hejuru
iminwa ye.
785
00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:26,464
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
786
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:29,066
{\ an8} Urashobora gusimbuka icyo gice.
787
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:34,739
{\ an8} Komeza. Komeza.
Ngaho turagiye. Chelsea numunyasiyoniste.
788
00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,474
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
789
00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:40,178
{\ an8} Simvuze ko aribyiza cyangwa bibi.
790
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:44,182
{\ an8} Tuvuze abana bapfuye,
ni umufana ukomeye wo gukuramo inda.
791
00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:49,654
{\ an8} Chelsea yakuweho inshuro nyinshi
kuruta grill i Benihana.
792
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,993
{\ an8} Kuvuga guta urusenda ruto
mu kanwa k'umwana,
793
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:59,597
{\ an8 Hand Umukoresha wa Chelsea yagiye kurya
kwa Jeffrey Epstein mu 2010.
794
00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:02,033
{\ an8} - [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
795
00:45:03,668 --> 00:45:06,871
{\ an8} Birashimishije gusa.
Urashobora kubireba hejuru, hari ingingo.
796
00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:09,207
{\ an8} Ntabwo byari nkibirori binini,
ngaho hari abantu barindwi.
797
00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:14,612
{\ an8} Kandi byari bimeze nkigikomangoma Andereya
na Woody Allen bari bahari.
798
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:16,814
{\ an8} Ibyo ari byo byose, banyarwandakazi, banyakubahwa,
Umukinnyi wa Chelsea.
799
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:21,719
{\ an8} - [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
- [abumva bishimye]
800
00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:26,624
{\ an8} [umuziki urangira]
801
00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:28,793
{\ an8} Mana yanjye, urakoze Shane.
802
00:45:28,859 --> 00:45:30,761
{\ an8} Kandi natekereje
Nari ngiye kugira tits nziza
803
00:45:30,828 --> 00:45:32,663
{\ an8} -kuri iyi dais iri joro.
- [abumva baseka]
804
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,136
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
805
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,307
{\ an8} [Chelsea] Nkubonye bwa mbere iri joro,
806
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:46,010
{\ an8} Natekereje nti: "Mana yanjye,
iyo niyo Druski yambaye umweru? "
807
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,845
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
808
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:50,248
Umunsi mwiza w'ababyeyi, mwese.
809
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:53,718
{\ an8} Mbega inzira nziza
kumara umunsi w'ababyeyi.
810
00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,486
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
811
00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:58,222
{\ an8} Shane, ndumva nshobora kuba nyoko,
812
00:45:58,289 --> 00:46:02,960
{\ an8} ahanini kubera ko usa
ufite syndrome ya alcool.
813
00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:05,129
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
814
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:09,567
{\ an8} Muraho, mwese, ni njye,
umuturage wawe indaya kumugoroba.
815
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,374
{\ an8} Basore, ndashaka gusobanura gusa, Ndi umukire,
Ndi icyamamare, kandi ndashyushye.
816
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,877
{\ an8} Biragaragara, ngiye guswera cyane
by'abasore, sawa? (arimyoje)
817
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:23,848
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye]
-Tureke ibirori bitangire.
818
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:27,585
{\ an8} Ndishimye gusa, ndishimye gusa
iyo ndaya yanjye
819
00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:30,154
{\ an8} ntabwo yigeze ihagarara
kuri buri igorofa yawe yo guswera.
820
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:32,723
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
821
00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:36,627
{\ an8} Kandi, Shane, kugirango ubimenye,
822
00:46:36,694 --> 00:46:39,764
{\ an8} Idini rya Kiyahudi na Siyoni
ni ibintu bibiri bitandukanye.
823
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:44,835
{\ an8} Ubwoko nkuburyo Chinatown na Koreatown
ni ibintu bibiri bitandukanye,
824
00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:47,471
{\ an8} ariko igituba ukunda kirakora
ahantu hombi.
825
00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:52,143
{\ an8} Shane yashinjwaga
yo kurwanya anti,
826
00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:54,478
{\ an8} birasekeje urebye afite
827
00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:58,416
{\ an8} isura na physique
yo kumeneka.
828
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:00,718
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
829
00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:06,991
{\ an8} Ijambo kumuhanda
ni uko Shane umukunzi wumunebwe
830
00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:09,894
{\ an8} n'inzira yonyine
kumushakira kumanuka kumugore
831
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,365
{\ an8} nugushira igituba kuri buffet
kuri Zahabu ya Korali.
832
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:15,733
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
833
00:47:20,404 --> 00:47:23,107
{\ an8} Ubwambere nahuye na Kevin
hashize hafi imyaka 20
834
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,109
{\ an8} kandi nibuka gutekereza,
835
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:30,581
{\ an8} "Cent 50 ni iki
dick ukora kugenda wenyine wenyine? "
836
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:32,450
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
837
00:47:34,952 --> 00:47:37,188
{\ an8} Abantu benshi batekereza
Kevin yavumbuwe
838
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:39,623
{\ an8} mugihe kimwe muri colonoskopi.
839
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,326
{\ an8} Ariko ibyo ntabwo arukuri.
840
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:44,628
{\ an8} Mu byukuri nari umwe
mu bantu bake cyane,
841
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,465
{\ an8 people abantu ba mbere cyane,
ibyo byahaye Kevin urubuga
842
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:52,269
{\ an8} kuri "comedi" ye igihe namuhaye
umwanya wicyumweru kuri Chelsea Vuba .
843
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:55,373
{\ an8} -Kandi nta gitekerezo nari mfite…
- [abumva bishimye]
844
00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:56,340
{\ an8} Urakoze.
845
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:59,977
{\ an8} Ntabwo nari nzi igihe nakoraga ibi
ko tuzakorerwa
846
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,680
{\ an8} kugeza kuri bitatu Jumanjis , bibiri Kugenda Kuruhande ,
847
00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:05,483
{\ an8} bibiri Gupfa Harts , umubare utagira iherezo
ya Hart to Heart,
848
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,385
{\ an8} nibindi byose-gukora-icyifuzo
849
00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:10,020
{\ an8} urakomeza
hamwe na plastike yo guswera igikombe abahungu.
850
00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:13,190
{\ an8} Noneho ubanza, ndi hano gusaba imbabazi.
851
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,594
{\ an8} Kandi icya kabiri, ndi hano gukora
ikintu tutabona
852
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:21,866
{\ an8} Abazungu bakora bihagije muri Hollywood.
Fata inguzanyo kumurimo wumwirabura.
853
00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:24,935
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
854
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:30,074
{\ an8} Kevin, ngiye kuzenguruka kuri wewe
mumunota umwe kuko ndi hano rwose
855
00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:33,811
{\ an8} mu izina ry'abagore muri Amerika no mu mahanga.
(arimyoje)
856
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:39,417
{\ an8} Murakaza neza kubice byuyu mugoroba
ya Gufata Inyamanswa.
857
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:44,722
{\ an8} Uyu nukuri ninde
y'abafata ku ngufu mu buryo bwemewe n'amategeko.
858
00:48:44,789 --> 00:48:46,524
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
859
00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:50,227
{\ an8} Twese dufite amahirwe gusa
muri mwe washoboraga kwigurira ikirwa.
860
00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,963
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
861
00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:55,166
{\ an8} Netflix yakusanyije iyi nteko yabagabo
862
00:48:55,232 --> 00:48:57,168
{\ an8} kutwibutsa ko hari ibintu bibi
863
00:48:57,234 --> 00:49:00,070
{\ an8} kuruta Louis C.K. jerking off
imbere yawe.
864
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,841
{\ an8} Turishimye, basore. Wabikoze.
865
00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:07,211
{\ an8} Wafashije guhungabanya amatora aheruka.
Inzira yo kugenda.
866
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,380
{\ an8} Ugomba kwishimira, bahungu.
867
00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:14,919
{\ an8} Noneho umuyobozi ukunda
iri gukora umushinga uteganijwe,
868
00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:17,488
{\ an8} Ndakeka yuko mwese muzaba
kwiyandikisha ngo ajye kurwana muri Irani.
869
00:49:17,555 --> 00:49:20,391
{\ an8} Cyangwa urakora cyane
jya gusa muburasirazuba bwo hagati
870
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:24,829
{\ an8} -ku minsi mikuru yo gusetsa?
- [abumva baseka]
871
00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:27,198
{\ an8} [abumva bakoma amashyi]
872
00:49:33,037 --> 00:49:35,406
{\ an8} Tony Hinchcliffe arihano.
873
00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:42,446
{\ an8} Tony niko bigenda iyo abagore
ntugire umutekano muke wo gukuramo inda.
874
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,885
{\ an8} Tony na Shane bombi babaho
muri Texas aho gukuramo inda bitemewe,
875
00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:50,788
{\ an8} ariko hejuru,
niba ubona umwe muribo akora comedi,
876
00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,189
{\ an8} hari amahirwe menshi
877
00:49:52,256 --> 00:49:55,593
{\ an8} nyababyeyi yawe izatangira
gukama byumye wenyine.
878
00:49:57,561 --> 00:49:59,096
{\ an8} Tony ni umusore wukuri,
879
00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,799
{\ an8} cyangwa nibisanzwe bizwi
Nka Hasi.
880
00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:04,568
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
881
00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:09,340
{\ an8} Tony, ufite isura
w'uwarashe ishuri
882
00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:12,977
{\ an8} na kamere
y'umuntu urashwe mbere.
883
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:14,979
[abumva baseka]
884
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:23,554
{\ an8} Reba nawe, urasa neza.
Wabonye nka Hollywood yaka cyane.
885
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:26,891
{\ an8} Sinari nzi ko abakunzi baje
muri deli ya sinapi.
886
00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:28,759
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
887
00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:31,295
{\ an8} Ariko mubyukuri birasa
gato gato kumuntu.
888
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:34,198
{\ an8} Ugomba kuba ukoresha
Crest Umuzungu wikirenga.
889
00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:36,433
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
890
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,503
{an8} Tony na Shane,
ibi bigomba kuba bishimishije cyane basore.
891
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:40,938
{\ an8} Mubisanzwe ku cyumweru nijoro,
892
00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:44,475
{\ an8} utwika umusaraba gusa
ku byatsi by'umuntu.
893
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,511
{\ an8} Kandi iri joro,
urabona guteka umusore wumwirabura.
894
00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:50,014
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
895
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,716
{\ an8} [Chelsea] Nibyiza, kimwe cya kabiri,
kuko ari Kevin.
896
00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:55,953
{\ an8} Tony, ikibazo cyihuse.
Niba uri hano muri iri joro,
897
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,856
{\ an8} ninde ukomeza gushyushya imipira ya Joe Rogan
mu kanwa kabo?
898
00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:01,725
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
899
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,930
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
900
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:12,002
{\ an8} Big Jay Oakerson ari hano muri iri joro.
901
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,837
{\ an8} Reka dukomeze kugenda.
902
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:17,007
{\ an8} Sheryl Underwood, Inzu ya Regina.
903
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,777
{\ an8} Ntabwo nzakoresha igihe cyanjye
gutuka abagore babiri b'Abirabura
904
00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:22,546
{\ an8} iyo ndimo guhangana niyi guswera
itsinda ryibicucu.
905
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:26,417
{\ an8} Draymond Icyatsi kiri hano muri iri joro.
906
00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:30,254
{\ an8} Nkunda Draymond cyane.
Nkunda ibyo ushyira hasi.
907
00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:32,790
{\ an8} Draymond yagezeho
ikintu Abirabura benshi
908
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:36,961
{\ an8} muri NBA ntabwo bigeze bageraho.
Yashakanye n'Umwirabura.
909
00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:39,530
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
910
00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:42,833
{\ an8} [Chelsea] Mu rwego rwo kwitegura iyi kotsa,
911
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,668
{\ an8} Narebye hejuru yinyenyeri ya buri wese,
912
00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:48,238
{\ an8} nuko nsanga ndi Pisces,
Nzi ko Pete ari Scorpio,
913
00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:51,976
{\ an8} -kandi Jeff Ross arwaye kanseri.
- [abumva baseka]
914
00:51:57,348 --> 00:52:00,718
{\ an8} Reka tubireke
kumugabo muto ufite ibibazo
915
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:03,587
{\ an8} kuri stage iri joro, Pete Davidson!
916
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,589
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
917
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:09,126
Umuntu wese watekereje
Navuga iyo nteruro?
918
00:52:09,193 --> 00:52:11,662
{\ an8} Pete ni kompasse yimyitwarire yacu muri iri joro.
919
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:17,267
{\ an8} Pete aherutse kwakira umwana we wambere
ibyo arabizi.
920
00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:18,769
{\ an8} Umukobwa mwiza.
921
00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:20,671
{\ an8} Twishimiye, Pete,
ku kuba se.
922
00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:22,873
{\ an8} Ndabona wahinduye ikibabi gishya.
923
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,442
{\ an8} Nishimiye gusa ko Tony Hinchcliffe
ntiyabyaye
924
00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:28,012
{\ an8} kandi ko afite umukobwa ubu, urabizi?
925
00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:31,582
{\ an8} Niba afite umukobwa,
amagambo ye ya mbere yaba, "Nanjye."
926
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,150
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
927
00:52:38,555 --> 00:52:40,858
{\ an8} Noneho, birababaje, niba ufite umuhungu.
(arimyoje)
928
00:52:40,924 --> 00:52:43,093
{\ an8} Noneho, subira kuri Kevin.
929
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,329
{\ an8} Kevin yari afite DUI muri 2013
930
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:49,967
{\ an8} hanyuma akagira dipsy nkeya
doodle off Mulholland muri 2019. [aseka]
931
00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:54,138
{\ an8} Hanyuma akagira imitsi
guhamagara imwe muri firime ye Ride Along .
932
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,175
{\ an8} Ndetse Tiger Woods ni nka,
"Oya urakoze, nzagenda."
933
00:52:58,242 --> 00:53:00,344
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
934
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,748
{\ an8} Ariko ndashaka kubashimira, Kevin,
kuri tequila yawe.
935
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:08,318
{\ an8 te Tequila ya Kevin yitwa Gran Coramino,
936
00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:12,489
{\ an8} ni icyesipanyoli
kuri "Eddie Murphy yavuze guswera oya."
937
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:16,427
{\ an8} Nibirango byonyine bya tequila
mw'isi aho
938
00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:20,831
{\ an8} niba ushaka kumira
akantu gato kagabanutse inyo nto,
939
00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:24,268
{\ an8} Kevin azitwara wenyine
munzu yawe no mumaso biguswera.
940
00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:25,869
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
941
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,738
{\ an8} [Chelsea] Ndashaka kuvuga ibi,
ariko, kubyerekeye Kevin.
942
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:30,140
{\ an8} Kuberako Kevin ari umwe muri bake
abasetsa b'abagabo
943
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,911
{\ an8} utarigeze aba mubi
cyangwa bidakwiriye hafi yanjye.
944
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:38,782
{\ an8} Ntabwo yigeze ansuzugura
cyangwa undi mugore uwo ari we wese imbere ye.
945
00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:42,853
{\ an8} Nigihe cyonyine
yigeze avuga ikintu cyose cyimibonano mpuzabitsina
946
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,423
{\ an8} ni mugihe yari afite amashitani
kuri imwe muri Chelsea Vuba gusoza ibirori.
947
00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:50,227
{\ an8} Kandi wari umeze, yari ameze,
"Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea."
948
00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:54,164
{\ an8} "Chelsea, wasweye umusore wumwirabura nabi."
949
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:59,069
{\ an8} "Wasweye umusore wumwirabura nabi."
950
00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:01,939
{\ an8} Kandi natekereje ko byari byiza cyane
ko wibwiraga ko hariho imwe gusa.
951
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:04,508
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
952
00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:11,014
{\ an8} Na'im mubyukuri
gutangira kugaragara. (arimyoje)
953
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:16,653
{\ an8} Ariko ikintu kibi cyane kuri Kevin
ni niba ukora Kevin ubutoni bumwe,
954
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,757
{\ an8} ntazigera areka kukubaza
kumukorera ubutoni bwinshi.
955
00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:22,793
{\ an8} Nimpamvu abantu bavuga yego
ni ukubera ko inzira yonyine
956
00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:25,462
{\ an8} kugirango ubone gufunga igituba.
957
00:54:25,529 --> 00:54:29,133
{\ an8} Kandi hari ukuntu usa naho utekereza
ko uri umushyitsi mukuru,
958
00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,634
{\ an8} "Ibyiza" nibyo uvuga.
959
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:34,438
{\ an8} Kandi ndashaka kumenyesha abantu bose hano
ko ubutoni bwa vuba Kevin yambajije
960
00:54:34,505 --> 00:54:37,708
{\ an8} kumukorera kwari ugufata amashusho
ikiganiro cye kuri TV, Byendagusetsa AF ,
961
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:40,110
{\ an8} nizina ryabahuje ibitsina cyane, by the way.
962
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:44,982
{\ an8} Byarangije kuba igitaramo gikomeye.
Uvuze ukuri, ni igitaramo cyiza.
963
00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:49,586
{\ an8} Ariko icyo gihe nari muri Majorca,
nkabandi bagore bose b'abazungu bakize baba.
964
00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:52,923
{\ an8} Nyuma rero yuko mvuze ko oya Kevin
ku nshuro ya 11,
965
00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:58,529
{\ an8} Kevin yakodesheje indege yihariye
kuri njye n'umuryango wanjye wose
966
00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:03,066
{\ an8} kuguruka kuva Espagne kugera Los Angeles.
967
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,804
{\ an8} Usibye dore ukuri,
umuryango wanjye ntabwo wigeze ubana nanjye, Kevin.
968
00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:09,640
{\ an8} Nabivuze
ngo kugirango ubone kundeka jyenyine,
969
00:55:09,706 --> 00:55:15,646
{\ an8} nuko wakodesheje imyanya 16 ya Gulfstream
kuri njye n'imbwa yanjye.
970
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:20,050
Ndashaka rero gukosora inyandiko
971
00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:23,687
uhereye kumushyikirano mwiza
guswera cyane.
972
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:26,123
Kandi ku nyandiko nziza,
973
00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:28,025
{\ an8} kubera ko iyi ari kotsa
kandi abantu bose biteye ishozi,
974
00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:31,295
{\ an8} Ndashaka kuvuga,
nkumugore, nishimiye kuba inshuti
975
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:33,831
{\ an8} hamwe numusetsa wumugabo wubaha abagore,
976
00:55:33,897 --> 00:55:37,534
{\ an8} umarana umwanya numuryango we,
kandi ukunda umugore we, Eniko.
977
00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:39,870
{\ an8} Ibyo bintera ishema kuba inshuti yawe,
978
00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:42,606
{\ an8} nuko ngiye kuguha ibyo,
you fuckin 'nugget.
979
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:45,843
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
980
00:55:58,388 --> 00:56:00,357
{\ an8} Bisaba abantu benshi.
981
00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:02,893
{\ an8} Yego, bite ho ikindi gihe kimwe kuri Chelsea?
Yego, yego, yego.
982
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,829
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
983
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:06,864
{\ an8} Guswera.
984
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,735
{\ an8} Bisaba abantu benshi gushyigikira
umwuga wa Kevin Hart.
985
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:14,638
{\ an8} Hano kubaha imyanya ya Kevin
n'umubiri wikubye kabiri,
986
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,107
{\ an8} nyamuneka wakire Lizzo.
987
00:56:17,174 --> 00:56:19,276
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
988
00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:22,813
{\ an8} [acuranga umwironge]
989
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:39,897
{\ an8} [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
990
00:56:45,369 --> 00:56:46,837
{\ an8} Ngwino. Kuramo, mwana wanjye.
991
00:56:48,939 --> 00:56:52,342
{\ an8} Genda, Kevin! Genda, Kevin! Genda, Kevin!
992
00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:01,518
{\ an8} Kora urusaku, yall!
993
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:03,620
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
994
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,524
{\ an8} Tanga nigglets zanjye, yall.
995
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:10,327
{\ an8} Twakoze cyane kuri ibyo. (aseka)
996
00:57:10,394 --> 00:57:14,531
{\ an8} Nibyiza, neza, neza, Kevin.
Ubu rero nuburyo ubishoboye
997
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:18,001
{\ an8} gukora firime eshanu
icyarimwe.
998
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:19,503
{\ an8} Ibi binyuranyije n'amategeko yubumwe, urabizi.
999
00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:21,738
{\ an8} Bazakwirukana
itsinda rya lollipop.
1000
00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:25,242
{\ an8} Kevin, bigenda bite kuriyi dais?
1001
00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:26,843
{\ an8} Nasezeranijwe ibyamamare nyabyo.
1002
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:30,247
{\ an8} Inshuti zawe zose zirihe
kuva muri dosiye ya Diddy ?
1003
00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:31,882
{\ an8} Urabizi bose.
1004
00:57:33,517 --> 00:57:37,387
{\ an8} Ndumva narengeje urugero nonaha.
Byose nkimyambarire yanjye?
1005
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:41,558
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1006
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,794
{\ an8} -Nabisanze mu kabati ka Tony Hinchcliffe.
- [abumva baseka]
1007
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:47,464
{\ an8} - [Lizzo] Kuruhande rwa Tony Hinchcliffe.
- [abumva baseka]
1008
00:57:47,531 --> 00:57:50,500
{\ an8} Mubyukuri numvise ko umufana wa Tony
y'umuziki wanjye,
1009
00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:52,502
{\ an8} ariko amagambo ni,
"ubishinje umutobe."
1010
00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:55,172
{\ an8} -ntabwo "ubishinja Abayahudi."
- [abumva baseka]
1011
00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:57,708
{\ an8} [Lizzo] Ibyo guswera
ni bibi kuri wewe? (arimyoje)
1012
00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:01,078
{\ an8} Njye na Tony
mubyukuri hari icyo uhuriyeho.
1013
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:05,849
{\ an8} Nakinnye umwironge wa kristu ya James Madison
kandi yacuranze umwironge w'uruhu rwa Donald Trump.
1014
00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:10,287
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1015
00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:13,190
{\ an8} Chelsea, umwironge ni ikintu
uzengurutse iminwa yawe
1016
00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:15,292
{\ an8} -ibyo ntibizagutererana nyuma yo kubihuha.
- [abumva baseka]
1017
00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:17,127
{\ an8} [Lizzo] Gusa urashaka ko ubimenya.
1018
00:58:17,194 --> 00:58:19,262
Shane Gillis!
1019
00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:23,033
{\ an8} Urakoze kubwo gutangiza.
Urasa neza.
1020
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,035
{\ an8} Wakurikiranye inzoga zawe n'amata?
1021
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:28,238
{\ an8} - [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
1022
00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:31,641
{\ an8} Shane Gillis… [aseka]
1023
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:35,045
{\ an8} Shane Gillis yasaga nkumuntu
kugerageza gushushanya Buzz Lightyear kuva mumutwe.
1024
00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:38,081
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [abumva baseka]
1025
00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:40,283
{\ an8} Gusa nakoze iyo hejuru.
1026
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:43,687
{\ an8} -Um… [aseka]
- [abumva baseka]
1027
00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:45,322
{\ an8} Shane, nakwandikiye indirimbo.
1028
00:58:45,389 --> 00:58:49,993
♪ Mugihe ntawakubwiye uyumunsi
Urihariye ♪
1029
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,896
- [abumva baseka]
- [Lizzo] Urakoze.
1030
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:55,732
Bika chromosomes
kuri twe twese, muhungu.
1031
00:58:55,799 --> 00:58:57,167
[abumva baseka]
1032
00:58:57,234 --> 00:59:02,439
{\ an8} -Icyatsi kibisi kiri hano.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1033
00:59:02,506 --> 00:59:05,809
{\ an8} Kuki abantu bose bamutontomera?
Nishimiye kukubona.
1034
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,145
{\ an8} Ku giti cyanjye, sinigeze
yabonye Draymond Green kumuntu.
1035
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:11,281
{\ an8} Nahoraga ntekereza ko ari umukiranutsi
atandatu Kevin Hart yambaye ikote.
1036
00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:12,649
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1037
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:15,585
{\ an8} Rero, ibyo ni uguswera neza. Um, Jeff Ross.
1038
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:20,023
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [arimyoje] Urebye nka tampon yamaraso yanjye.
1039
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,193
{\ an8} Jeff yiteguye iri joro
1040
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:26,363
{\ an8} ukoresheje icyumweru
kureremba mu maso muri pisine.
1041
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:27,931
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1042
00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:31,168
{\ an8} Urabizi, nizera ko abantu bose
ni nziza, usibye wowe, Jeff.
1043
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:33,003
{\ an8} -Uri mubi nka shit.
- [abumva baseka]
1044
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:38,008
{\ an8} -Urasa numusaza, umweru, Umwirabura.
- [abumva baseka]
1045
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,343
{\ an8} Nibyo, sawa, sawa,
ibyo byari bivuze, ibyo byari bibi.
1046
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:44,047
{\ an8} Hano hari negativite nyinshi hano muri iri joro
kandi nzamenya ko aricyo kintu cyanjye.
1047
00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:47,451
{\ an8} Nkunda kwandika indirimbo
ibyo kuzamura no gutera inkunga abagore
1048
00:59:47,517 --> 00:59:51,555
{\ an8} kugirango badafata ibyemezo bibi
nko guswera Pete Davidson.
1049
00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:53,623
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1050
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:55,892
{\ an8} Mumbabarire, sinashakaga--
Naguswera.
1051
00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,897
{\ an8} Hariho byinshi kuri urwo rwenya
kandi ndashaka kubihagarika aho ngaho.
1052
01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:04,868
{\ an8} - [aseka] Reka dukomeze.
- [abumva baseka]
1053
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:09,606
{\ an8} -Mu buremere bwose… [aseka]
- [abumva baseka]
1054
01:00:09,673 --> 01:00:10,740
{\ an8} Muri byose… [arimyoje]
1055
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:14,311
{\ an8} -Oh, ibi ni bizima? Nibyiza, byiza.
- [abumva baseka]
1056
01:00:15,812 --> 01:00:18,882
{\ an8} Ariko mubyukuri byose, Kevin, urakoze.
1057
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:20,851
{\ an8} Nibyiza gusangira urwego
n'umuntu
1058
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,453
{\ an8} ninde wafunguye umuryango
kubirabura benshi cyane.
1059
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,021
{\ an8} Urakoze, Umukoresha wa Chelsea.
1060
01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:28,291
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Wakanda iteka!
1061
01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:31,027
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1062
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:35,132
{\ an8} Chelsea, seti yawe yari ntangere
kandi amatiku yawe niyo meza, babe.
1063
01:00:35,198 --> 01:00:37,968
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- [Lizzo] Ninde!
1064
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:39,936
{\ an8} Jye na Kevin turasebya ubunini bwacu,
1065
01:00:40,003 --> 01:00:42,906
{\ an8} kandi dusangiye ubwo bubabare,
ariko ndashobora kugabanya ibiro.
1066
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:47,777
{\ an8}-Ntushobora kuba muremure, nigga. (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
1067
01:00:48,578 --> 01:00:51,081
{\ an8} Ntabwo ari Ozempic
kuberako ari mugufi kandi ufite amavuta.
1068
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:57,120
{\ an8} Kevin, urakoze
kuko nfite hano muri iri joro.
1069
01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:00,090
{\ an8} Kandi murakoze,
Mfite alubumu nshya isohoka…
1070
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:06,563
{\ an8} kandi mubyukuri narayitiriye izina ryawe.
Yitwa "Igituba." (arimyoje)
1071
01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:10,066
{\ an8} Ntabwo uri igituba gusa, wa mwana wanjye, Kevin.
Ndagukunda cyane.
1072
01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:16,072
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1073
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:23,813
{\ an8} -Gutanga kuri Lizzo.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1074
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,117
{\ an8} Ndashaka rwose kumusetsa,
ariko namusanze mu ntangiriro z'iki cyumweru
1075
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:31,288
{\ an8} kandi mubyukuri arasetsa neza.
Ninde wari kubitekereza?
1076
01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:35,258
{\ an8} Ariko uko byagenda kose, mubyukuri,
Ndacyashaka kubikora. Subira inyuma.
1077
01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:36,493
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1078
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,996
{\ an8} Lizzo asa na shobuja wanyuma
y'umukino wa videwo ya Red Lobster.
1079
01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:44,868
{\ an8} - [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
1080
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:52,108
{\ an8} Abantu bakomeza kuvuga ko Lizzo yogejwe,
ariko ndizera ko ijambo ryukuri ryashizweho.
1081
01:01:52,175 --> 01:01:54,244
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1082
01:01:54,311 --> 01:01:58,915
{\ an8} -Umwironge mwiza, wa mwana we uswera.
- [abumva baseka]
1083
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,224
{\ an8} -Twishimisha. (arimyoje)
- [abumva baseka]
1084
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:10,894
{\ an8} Namuhaye Lizzo, Namuhaye Lizzo.
1085
01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:13,263
{\ an8} Oya, ngwino, kuki ugomba kundeba?
Nabonye byinshi.
1086
01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,699
{\ an8} -Ni ikihe kibazo cyo guswera, Chelsea?
- [abumva baseka]
1087
01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:18,535
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Mana.
1088
01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:22,606
{\ an8} Basore, umusore utaha tugiye kuvuga
ni Pete Davidson.
1089
01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:24,874
{\ an8} Pete Davidson arihano kunyibutsa
1090
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:27,811
{\ an8} ibyo kuba kuri SNL
ntabwo ikugira umunyarwenya mwiza.
1091
01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:29,879
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1092
01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:34,551
{\ an8} Pete yerekanye kuri
Abana Guhitamo Ibihembo hejuru kuri ketamine.
1093
01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:36,953
{\ an8} Ndatekereza rwose
nibyiza guswera biteye ubwoba.
1094
01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:40,290
{\ an8} Nibura ntabwo wagaragaye
Kuri ibyo birori kuri Viagra
1095
01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:42,025
{\ an8} nkuko abantu benshi bari muri iki cyumba babikoze.
1096
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:45,028
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1097
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:46,830
{\ an8} Hano hari pedophile nyinshi.
1098
01:02:46,896 --> 01:02:50,100
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (arimyoje)
1099
01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,836
{\ an8} Pete, ibi mubyukuri
intervention yawe.
1100
01:02:52,902 --> 01:02:56,406
{\ an8} Nyamuneka tangira gukora ibiyobyabwenge kugirango ube
birashimishije kandi birashimishije.
1101
01:02:56,473 --> 01:02:57,474
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1102
01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:00,744
{\ an8} Afite podcast nshya
kuri Netflix kandi irasetsa. (aseka)
1103
01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:03,380
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Ntabwo-- Pete numugabo uswera.
1104
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,615
{\ an8} Ndamukunda. Kora urusaku.
Pete Davidson, abantu bose.
1105
01:03:05,682 --> 01:03:08,985
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
1106
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:17,761
{\ an8} Nibyo. Wow.
1107
01:03:18,928 --> 01:03:23,033
{\ an8} Reba iyi dais.
Ntushobora kongera kunyita inyenyeri yo guswera.
1108
01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:25,201
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (arimyoje)
1109
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:26,603
{\ an8} Akazi gakomeye ko kwakira, Shane.
1110
01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:29,839
{\ an8} Urasa nkaho wabonye
CTE ikina umupira wamaguru.
1111
01:03:29,906 --> 01:03:32,575
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1112
01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:38,982
{\ an8} Shane, wirukanwe muri SNL.
Waba uzi ukuntu ibyo bigoye?
1113
01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,084
{\ an8} Nagerageje imyaka umunani
kandi ntashobora kubikora.
1114
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,752
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1115
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:46,790
{\ an8} Tony Hinchcliffe ari hano,
usa nkuwasambanyije umwana
1116
01:03:46,856 --> 01:03:49,826
{\ an8} nigipupe baha umwana
kwerekana aho yabakozeho.
1117
01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:53,163
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1118
01:03:54,597 --> 01:03:57,934
{\ an8} Tony anyibukije Charlie Kirk
mubyukuri ko rwose yari kuri kamera
1119
01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:02,872
{\ an8} -kureka umusore apakurura umuhogo.
- [abumva baseka]
1120
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:07,777
{\ an8} Yego, ntuzi?
Ntuzi? Yego.
1121
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,648
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Yego. Kwica Tony.
1122
01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:16,152
{\ an8} -Musabe, umuntu, guswera byica Tony.
- [abumva baseka]
1123
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,656
{\ an8} Tony, ntacyo uvuze
iri joro bizambabaza ibyiyumvo byanjye.
1124
01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:23,660
{\ an8} Nari mu nyama y'inka hamwe na Kanye,
Nafashe rero amafoto y'Abanazi bahuje igitsina.
1125
01:04:23,727 --> 01:04:30,133
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Murakoze. Yego.
1126
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:34,104
{\ an8} -Ibisigaye bya Lizzo hano.
- [abumva baseka]
1127
01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:36,773
{\ an8} Cyangwa ibyo cyangwa Eddie Murphy
gusa yerekanwe clump nshya.
1128
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:37,974
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1129
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,410
{\ an8} [Pete] Hercules! Hercules! Oya.
1130
01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:48,818
{\ an8} Lizzo ahanini akundana nabagabo,
ariko ikerekana nka LGB-B-Q
1131
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:53,123
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1132
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,659
{\ an8 Hand Umukoresha wa Chelsea arihano.
1133
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:59,429
{\ an8} Urakoze kuvuga ibintu byiza kuri njye.
Byari byiza.
1134
01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:03,867
{\ an8} Chelsea irashaje cyane kuburyo iyo yavugije
50 Cent, yari nikel gusa.
1135
01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:10,507
{\ an8} -Ingoro ya Regina irihano. Pass.
- [abumva baseka]
1136
01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:13,676
{\ an8} Na'im Lynn, nawe arengana.
1137
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:18,348
{\ an8} Muraho, Jeff. Jeff, urareba
nk'imbere ya clam.
1138
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:22,786
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1139
01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:28,892
{\ an8} Jeff asa na papa
niba hari ukuntu yarokotse 9/11.
1140
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:32,962
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1141
01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:40,837
{\ an8} Babadook,
Ndashaka kuvuga Sheryl Underwood hano.
1142
01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:43,006
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Uraho madamu.
1143
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:49,746
{\ an8} Sheryl afite umunsi wa Emmy,
'Bitume ntamuntu numwe ushobora kumubona nijoro.
1144
01:05:49,813 --> 01:05:52,482
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1145
01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:54,818
{\ an8} Turakina kwihisha no gushaka nyuma,
uri mu ikipe yanjye.
1146
01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:58,054
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1147
01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:03,660
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Mbabarira.
Nukuvugako, basore, Sheryl ntabwo amwenyura.
1148
01:06:03,726 --> 01:06:07,497
{\ an8} Arimo gukaraba urwasaya
arashobora rero kumira Kevin yose.
1149
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:10,934
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1150
01:06:12,435 --> 01:06:13,770
Jay \ an8} Big Jay arihano.
1151
01:06:13,837 --> 01:06:16,906
{\ an8} Big Jay Oakerson, inshuti yanjye nziza.
Ndagukunda.
1152
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:20,777
{\ an8} Abagore bavuga ko Jay ameze nk'idubu nini,
kuko amaherezo babimenya
1153
01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:24,848
{\ an8} -yagiye ayandika igihe cyose.
- [abumva baseka]
1154
01:06:26,282 --> 01:06:28,952
{\ an8} Draymond Icyatsi kiri hano. Yego.
1155
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:31,888
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1156
01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:36,392
Kuki usa n'umukara kuruta uko bisanzwe?
Ni ukubera ko watwitse izuba?
1157
01:06:36,459 --> 01:06:39,329
- [abumva baseka]
- [Pete] Ooh. Ooh.
1158
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:44,801
{\ an8} -Murakoze. Yego. Yego.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1159
01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:46,269
{\ an8} Draymond yanduye cyane,
1160
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:49,305
{\ an8} ndetse na Magic Johnson arabyanga
gukina na we.
1161
01:06:49,372 --> 01:06:51,708
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1162
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,077
{\ an8} Kandi birumvikana ko dufite Kevin Hart.
1163
01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:57,680
{\ an8} -Yego. Nanjye ndagukunda, nshuti.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1164
01:06:57,747 --> 01:07:01,184
{\ an8} Niki ushobora kuvuga kuri Kevin
ibyo bitarasakuza
1165
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:06,389
{\ an8} -umusore ufite Tourette kuri BAFTAs?
- [abumva baseka]
1166
01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:16,699
{\ an8} -Kevin asa na Funko Pop ya Draymond.
- [abumva baseka]
1167
01:07:19,602 --> 01:07:24,207
{\ an8} Urabizi, ndumirwa muri byinshi
hamwe na Kevin kuko twembi twakoze
1168
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,009
{\ an8} mu iserukiramuco rya Riyadh.
1169
01:07:26,075 --> 01:07:29,279
{\ an8} Ariko itandukaniro ni, Kevin yagiye
muri Arabiya Sawudite kumurimo wumunsi.
1170
01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,748
{\ an8} Nibyo, nabereyemo umwenda
ayo mafaranga kuva mfite imyaka irindwi.
1171
01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:37,720
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
-Yego, urakoze.
1172
01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:41,157
{\ an8} Yego, nibyo nashakaga gukora.
1173
01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:45,962
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Mbere ya byose, ndashaka
kuvuga ngo ndagukunda cyane.
1174
01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:49,499
{\ an8} Buri gihe wabaye mwiza kuri njye.
Mu byukuri twahuriye kuri Bieber ikaranze,
1175
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,901
{\ an8} nibyiza cyane ko ubu aribi.
1176
01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:56,773
{\ an8} Uri umuntu ukora cyane,
kandi iyo byose bivuzwe nibikorwa, urabizi,
1177
01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:59,709
{\ an8} mwisi yo gusetsa, icyingenzi
ni uzibukwa.
1178
01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:03,046
{\ an8} Kandi ndatekereza ko ibyo ari uguswera ikintu.
Rero, urakoze kumbona.
1179
01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:10,019
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1180
01:08:12,789 --> 01:08:15,592
{\ an8} Yego, Pete, ikuzimu yego.
Uhe Pete, yarishe gusa.
1181
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:20,063
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Guswera yego, Pete.
1182
01:08:21,564 --> 01:08:22,966
{\ an8} Noneho, tugiye kuvuga
kubyerekeranye na Draymond Icyatsi.
1183
01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:24,400
{\ an8} Draymond Icyatsi kiri hano.
1184
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:27,403
Yego, muswere.
1185
01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,776
{\ an8} Draymond Icyatsi gifite
amarushanwa ane ya NBA
1186
01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:36,546
{\ an8} inzira Ringo Starr
ifite alubumu 11 nimero ya mbere.
1187
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:41,517
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1188
01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:42,819
{\ an8} Draymond ahora afata inguzanyo
1189
01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:45,822
{\ an8} kubyo wagezeho
y'inshuti ze nyinshi.
1190
01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:49,726
{\ an8} -Reba, Jeff? Ntabwo ari wowe wenyine.
- [abumva baseka]
1191
01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:52,762
{\ an8} Draymond numukinnyi wambere
gukora amakipe ane Yinyenyeri
1192
01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:56,265
{\ an8} -kugushiraho gusa.
- [abumva baseka]
1193
01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:59,302
{\ an8} Igitekerezo cyabona byinshi.
Muraho basore. Ntabwo uzi umupira.
1194
01:08:59,369 --> 01:09:01,938
{\ an8} - [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
1195
01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:04,040
{\ an8} Komeza, utere urusaku.
Draymond Icyatsi, abantu bose.
1196
01:09:04,107 --> 01:09:07,343
{\ an8} -Gutanga kuri Draymond.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1197
01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:10,179
{\ an8} [ibisobanuro
ya "X Gon 'Itange Ya" ikina]
1198
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,691
{\ an8} Ntekereza ko iki ari igice
aho ngomba kuvuga,
1199
01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:25,795
{\ an8} - "Nswera mwese kubwo kuntera."
- [abumva baseka, booing]
1200
01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:29,232
-Ariko mu byukuri…
- [abumva baseka, booing]
1201
01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:33,503
{\ an8} Ariko mubyukuri nkeneye yall guseka
kuri ibyo byendagusetsa banyandikiye,
1202
01:09:33,569 --> 01:09:36,305
{\ an8} none yall gukunda imbabazi, mumbabarire, sawa?
1203
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,309
{\ an8} Nzi ko bishoboka
gato bitameze neza hano,
1204
01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,078
{\ an8} ariko ndi muri NBA.
1205
01:09:42,145 --> 01:09:44,547
{\ an8} Ntabwo namenyereye gukora hafi
aba bazungu benshi.
1206
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:48,017
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Ndumva nka Hoosiers muriyi njangwe.
1207
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:55,725
{\ an8} Kevin, ureka aba bahungu bose bazungu
vuga nabi kuri twe, umuco wacu,
1208
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:59,095
{\ an8} Abagore bacu b'Abirabura beza.
Wowe guswera kugurisha.
1209
01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:04,233
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Mu nyirarume Tom ntabwo agutera ubwoba.
1210
01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:08,337
{\ an8} Kandi ndashyira imanza
kuri mwese banyarwandakazi.
1211
01:10:08,404 --> 01:10:12,341
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Shane Gillis, reba nawe.
1212
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,777
{\ an8 face Isura nini.
1213
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:21,884
{\ an8} Ubwo bwanwa.
Urasa nkikarita ya baseball ya 1930.
1214
01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:26,022
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1215
01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:30,893
{\ an8} Niba urebye neza Jeff Ross,
uzabona ko adafite ijisho.
1216
01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:35,364
{\ an8} Babuze igihe yanyuzemo
Ikirahuri cya Kevin Hart.
1217
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:39,168
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1218
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:43,473
{\ an8} Niba Kevin Hart yari afite umukino wa videwo,
bari kubyita "Ubujura bukomeye-- Uh-oh."
1219
01:10:43,539 --> 01:10:47,043
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1220
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:48,778
{\ an8} Tony Hinchcliffe, umuntu bigenda bite?
1221
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,982
{\ an8} Buri gihe uhindagurika ko yakuze
muri kode.
1222
01:10:53,049 --> 01:10:56,486
{\ an8} Nibyo, yego, nibyo wari
kumusaraba uswera.
1223
01:10:56,552 --> 01:10:59,422
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1224
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:01,124
{\ an8} [Draymond] Pete Davidson hano.
1225
01:11:02,658 --> 01:11:08,531
{\ an8} -Pete Davidson hano. Kubera iki?
- [abumva baseka]
1226
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,133
{\ an8} Wasweye Kardashian.
1227
01:11:11,734 --> 01:11:13,336
{\ an8} Ufite iyo minwa nini y'indogobe
1228
01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:15,571
{\ an8} no guswera biteye ubwoba
ubuhanga bwo gufata ibyemezo.
1229
01:11:16,839 --> 01:11:18,875
{\ an8} Urabona ijambo N ryanyuze.
1230
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:21,978
{\ an8} Nibyiza kumasaha gusa,
kandi ukoreshe neza.
1231
01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:26,082
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (arimyoje)
1232
01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:35,491
{\ an8} Nzakubwira ufite
umunsi w'ababyeyi uteye ubwoba.
1233
01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:41,297
{\ an8} -Abana ba Handler ba Handler.
- [abumva baseka]
1234
01:11:41,364 --> 01:11:43,266
{\ an8} Aba Chelsea bakuyemo inda nyinshi,
1235
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,302
{\ an8} yishe Abirabura benshi b'inzirakarengane
kuruta LAPD.
1236
01:11:46,369 --> 01:11:47,637
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1237
01:11:47,703 --> 01:11:50,373
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1238
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,508
{\ an8} Umva, ntabwo nanditse urwenya.
1239
01:11:52,575 --> 01:11:54,877
{\ an8} Chelsea, rwose wari mwiza kuri njye.
Mbabarira.
1240
01:11:57,180 --> 01:12:00,683
{\ an8} Mu kwiregura kwe,
benshi muri bo bari bitwaje imbunda.
1241
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:03,219
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1242
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:07,623
{\ an8} Nkwiye guhagarara hano. (aseka)
1243
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:11,527
{\ an8} Kandi oya, oya, subira inyuma.
Ntabwo twarangije. (arimyoje)
1244
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:13,029
{\ an8} Ntabwo guswera bikozwe hano.
1245
01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:17,767
{\ an8} Kandi oya, ntabwo nigeze ngira na rimwe
izasenya Chelsea Handler.
1246
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:20,670
{\ an8} Ndi Draymond Icyatsi.
Ntabwo nkubita batatu.
1247
01:12:20,736 --> 01:12:23,172
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1248
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,520
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Ushobora kuba wabonye
ayo masasu atatu
1249
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:40,323
{\ an8} Nakoranye na Kevin. Yari mubi.
1250
01:12:41,390 --> 01:12:44,594
{\ an8} Kevin, washyizeho amatafari ahagije
kubaka papa wawe inzu nshya.
1251
01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:47,363
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
- [avuga adasobanutse]
1252
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:53,236
{\ an8} Gusa rero Kevin ntabwo yasaga nabi,
babigambiriye kunshaka kubura amafuti.
1253
01:12:53,302 --> 01:12:58,241
{\ an8} Ndi nka, "Nibyo, umuntu wese arashobora guhuha
isasu, burya, Kev? "[arimyoje]
1254
01:12:58,307 --> 01:12:59,909
{\ an8} Nkigihe uhuha
muri Oscars.
1255
01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:02,345
-Oh, mwana w'igituba.
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1256
01:13:02,411 --> 01:13:03,746
Ikibazo cyawe nikihe kibazo, man?
1257
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:05,514
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [Draymond araseka]
1258
01:13:05,581 --> 01:13:08,718
{\ an8} Jye na Kevin turi abahungu.
Turakina hamwe. (arimyoje)
1259
01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:12,154
{\ an8} Mugihe twatangiye gukina,
ntacyo yari azi.
1260
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:13,890
{\ an8} Nagombaga gusobanura.
1261
01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:16,926
{\ an8 fl Guhindura neza ni
icyo wagombye kuba warakoze
1262
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:18,561
{\ an8} hamwe nicyo Komera inyandiko.
1263
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,496
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1264
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:23,232
{\ an8} [Draymond] Ugomba kuba wahindutse
icyo gice.
1265
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,402
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Kevin ateye ubwoba ku makarita.
1266
01:13:26,469 --> 01:13:29,672
{\ an8} Yakize neza,
ariko aracyaswera biteye ubwoba.
1267
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:33,910
{\ an8} Akina poker uburyo akora
firime ze zose, shyira byose kuri flop.
1268
01:13:33,976 --> 01:13:35,544
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1269
01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:42,051
{\ an8} Twama tumusukura,
kuko niba witondera,
1270
01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:44,787
{\ an8} Kevin afite ubwira.
1271
01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:46,756
{\ an8} [yigana Kevin] "Oh, shit, abami bo mu mufuka."
1272
01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:48,557
{\ an8} - "Nzakubita mwese banyarwandakazi."
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1273
01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:51,093
{\ an8} - "Ibiragi bitavuga, ni njye, banyarwandakazi."
- (aseka)
1274
01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:58,067
(arimyoje) Kandi urashobora guhora ubwira
igihe Kevin arimo asebanya.
1275
01:13:58,134 --> 01:14:00,870
Nkigihe abivuze
mbega ukuntu bidasanzwe ubutaha bizaba byiza.
1276
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,806
[abumva baseka]
1277
01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,608
Nabonye firime zose za Kevin.
1278
01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:08,344
Nigihe cyonyine nshobora kujya mumikino,
1279
01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:11,314
n'abantu bicaye inyuma yanjye
ntunyumve mbuza ibitekerezo byabo.
1280
01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:13,616
[abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1281
01:14:13,683 --> 01:14:17,586
{\ an8} Mugihe Imipaka,
Numvise umuntu ataka ati: "Hejuru imbere!"
1282
01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:19,956
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1283
01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:23,259
{\ an8} Ntabwo banditse urwenya Na'im.
1284
01:14:23,326 --> 01:14:26,295
{\ an8} Ntabwo ---- Abanditsi ntibabizi
uwo wari we.
1285
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:30,433
{\ an8} Ariko ndi hano kubwanyu,
Kev, kuko turi umuryango.
1286
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:35,237
Abantu ntibabizi, ariko umugore wanjye
n'umugore wawe ni mubyara.
1287
01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:40,042
Bavuga ko ushobora guhitamo inshuti zawe,
ariko ntushobora guhitamo umuryango wawe.
1288
01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:43,446
{\ an8} Niba nshobora kubikora,
Naba ndi guswera Dave Chappelle kotsa.
1289
01:14:43,512 --> 01:14:44,613
{\ an8} -Murakoze.
- [avuga adasobanutse]
1290
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:47,516
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi, bishimye]
1291
01:14:55,524 --> 01:14:56,959
{\ an8 job Akazi gakomeye, Draymond.
1292
01:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,228
{\ an8} Inzira yo kugenda, Draymond.
1293
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,198
{\ an8} Hano turagiye ubu, Draymond.
1294
01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:07,003
{\ an8} -Nibyiza, guswera. Byose.
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1295
01:15:07,069 --> 01:15:11,340
{\ an8} Uh… [aseka] guy umusore ukurikira ni,
uh, Big Jay Oakerson.
1296
01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:14,610
{\ an8} -Ubu, abantu benshi, yego, ikuzimu, yego.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1297
01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,045
{\ an8} Abantu benshi ntibazi ibi,
1298
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:19,048
{\ an8} ariko Big Jay yarabonye
gutangira gucuranga banjo
1299
01:15:19,115 --> 01:15:21,684
{\ an8} hamwe nandi madubu ya animatronic
Umusozi.
1300
01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:23,786
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (arimyoje)
1301
01:15:24,987 --> 01:15:28,324
{\ an8} Jay na Kevin bari
rimwe inshuti nziza.
1302
01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:31,060
{\ an8} Jay, niba bituma wumva umerewe neza,
niba Kevin atagutereranye,
1303
01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,529
{\ an8} waba warangije
nko guswera Na'im Lynn.
1304
01:15:33,596 --> 01:15:35,131
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1305
01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:40,236
{\ an8} Nibyo, natekereje
ibyo byari bisekeje rwose, sawa.
1306
01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:43,339
{\ an8} Uh, kubwukuri, ndagukunda
kandi nizere ko ibi bizagenda neza kuri wewe.
1307
01:15:43,406 --> 01:15:46,609
{\ an8} Uri umugabo uswera… [aseka]
… Kora urusaku, Big Jay Oakerson.
1308
01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:49,712
{\ an8} - [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1309
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:58,287
{\ an8} Yego, urakoze. Bigenda bite?
Urakoze, Imizi.
1310
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:03,692
{\ an8} Mubumve. Niki, aha hantu
gusinzira?
1311
01:16:03,759 --> 01:16:06,695
{\ an8} Reka guswera tugende, buriwese.
Mbega imbaga, mana.
1312
01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:12,668
{\ an8} T-Kubabara, guswera MGK,
John fucking Stamos.
1313
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,738
{\ an8} -Kuki John Stamos ari kuri Kevin Hart?
- [abumva baseka]
1314
01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:18,874
{\ an8} Ari? John Stamos ni inshuti yawe.
1315
01:16:18,941 --> 01:16:20,643
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Yego.
-Ntabwo Abirabura bari kuri Inzu Yuzuye.
1316
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:22,845
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1317
01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:26,248
{\ an8} Shane Gillis, mbega ukuntu Shane Gillis ari mwiza
gukora iri joro, abantu bose? Ngwino.
1318
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,484
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1319
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:31,220
Ntabwo Shane ibyo twese twatekerezaga
Schwarzenegger n'umwana w'umuja
1320
01:16:31,287 --> 01:16:33,823
{\ an8} -bishobora kumera?
- [abumva baseka]
1321
01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:36,292
{\ an8 body Umubiri munini wijimye
n'ubwanwa bwo muri Mexico?
1322
01:16:36,358 --> 01:16:38,961
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1323
01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,831
{\ an8} Jeff Ross, Jenerali Roastmaster
ni hano, abantu bose.
1324
01:16:41,897 --> 01:16:44,233
{\ an8} - [abumva bakoma amashyi, impundu]
- [avuga adasobanutse]
1325
01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:48,737
{\ an8} Jeff Ross, niba utari pedophile,
Imana yizeye ko uzaba.
1326
01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:53,876
{\ an8} Kuberako kuki yagutera isura yawe
bisa nkigikumwe cya kuki? Wowe…
1327
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:58,714
{\ an8} Jeff Ross asa nkaho atwara abantu
ku kirwa cya Epstein mu kirere gishyushye.
1328
01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:01,484
{\ an8} Kandi nanditse ibyo ntabizi
uko yari yambaye iri joro.
1329
01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:06,522
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1330
01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:09,525
{\ an8} Umwamikazi wo kotsa
ntabwo ari hano muri iri joro, Nikki Glaser,
1331
01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,863
{\ an8} birumvikana, kuko ni Chelsea Handler
icyumweru hamwe ningingo.
1332
01:17:13,929 --> 01:17:15,931
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
1333
01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:20,136
{\ an8} Buri wese abona icyumweru,
ntushobora kwambuka.
1334
01:17:23,606 --> 01:17:25,841
{\ an8} Umukoresha, umufuka ushaje wa Botox.
1335
01:17:25,908 --> 01:17:27,910
{\ an8} Ndumva uri umukobwa
ko nahamagara mwizina rye ryanyuma
1336
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:29,645
{\ an8} niba nakumenye neza. "Umukoresha."
1337
01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:33,349
{\ an8} Urabizi, Umukoresha hano
uzwi cyane kuryamana na 50 Cent
1338
01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:36,352
{\ an8} hamwe numusetsa wo muri Aziya-Amerika Jo Koy.
1339
01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:39,922
{\ an8} Nyamuneka, Goldilock, nikihe kibazo cyawe
hamwe nubunini busanzwe?
1340
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,992
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Ugomba kubanza kubigerageza byose?
1341
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,062
-Chelsea Handler hamwe na 50 Cent igitsina.
- (arimyoje)
1342
01:17:47,129 --> 01:17:49,899
{\ an8} Utekereza ko ari impumuro ite?
Ndizera ko wabonye ibitekerezo.
1343
01:17:49,965 --> 01:17:51,967
{\ an8} -Nanditse bike.
- [abumva baseka]
1344
01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:59,808
{\ an8} Amashu y'ibigori n'ibigori.
Umurozi hazel n'amazi ya vitamine y'umuhengeri.
1345
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:03,012
{\ an8} -Logan Berry arasa imbunda.
- [abumva baseka]
1346
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:06,282
{\ an8} Amaboko ashaje hamwe na siporo nshya.
Urashobora gukinira murugo niba ubishaka.
1347
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:12,054
{\ an8} Ibirungo by'igihaza na P Diddy ibihuha.
1348
01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:14,490
- [kanda ururimi]
- [abumva baseka]
1349
01:18:14,557 --> 01:18:16,292
{\ an8} Sheryl Underwood arihano.
1350
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,094
{\ an8} -Sheryl Underwood, umugani wo gusetsa.
- [abumva bakoma amashyi, impundu]
1351
01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:23,933
{\ an8} N'umugore mwiza w'umwirabura,
hamwe nijambo "Umwirabura" muburyo butomoye.
1352
01:18:23,999 --> 01:18:27,469
{\ an8} Sheryl Underwood ni Umukara
umuhanda ni umukara.
1353
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:31,640
{\ an8} Arasa nkumuntu wakoze genie yifuza
kugirango icyuzi cy'ibyondo kizima.
1354
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,712
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Sheryl Underwood ni Umwirabura
nka interstellar phenomenon.
1355
01:18:36,779 --> 01:18:38,314
{\ an8} Niba yarahagaze imbere y'urukuta rw'amatafari,
1356
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,149
{\ an8} umuhanda ushobora kwiruka
binyuze muri we.
1357
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:41,884
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1358
01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:44,687
{\ an8} Sheryl Underwood ni Umukara cyane,
twagombaga kuzana Draymond Green
1359
01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,855
{\ an8} kugirango gusa ibara-kuringaniza kamera zo guswera.
1360
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:49,225
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1361
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:56,098
{\ an8} [Sheryl avuga adasobanutse]
1362
01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:57,499
{\ an8} Twabaye inshuti kare.
1363
01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:01,070
{\ an8} Inshuti yanjye nziza Tony Hinchcliffe arihano.
1364
01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:03,072
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1365
01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:07,076
{\ an8} Tony guswera Hinchcliffe arihano!
Kora urusaku, Mana.
1366
01:19:07,142 --> 01:19:10,279
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1367
01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:13,716
{\ an8} Abantu benshi ntibashobora kwibuka,
ariko Tony mubyukuri yahagaritswe inshuro imwe
1368
01:19:13,782 --> 01:19:18,220
{\ an8} na afungura wenyine muri Aziya
kubwo kwita Tony ivangura, yego.
1369
01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:22,558
{\ an8} Hanyuma Tony yahaye akazi mushya wo gufungura Aziya
kwerekana ko atari ivangura.
1370
01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:24,994
{\ an8} natekereje
yari umwimerere wafungura Aziya
1371
01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:28,530
{\ an8} -kuko ndi ivangura.
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1372
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:35,037
{\ an8} Bite ho umunwa wa Tony?
Umunwa wose uri hano.
1373
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:39,808
{\ an8} Umunwa wa Pete Davidson ni umusazi.
Nzi Pete kuva afite imyaka 17.
1374
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,777
{\ an8} Nahoraga ndota umunsi umwe
umutwe n'umubiri byakura
1375
01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:47,049
{\ an8} -mu menyo ye no kurigata.
- [abumva baseka, bishimye]
1376
01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:48,751
{\ an8} Hagati ya Tony, Pete, Sheryl,
ntidukeneye intebe hejuru.
1377
01:19:48,817 --> 01:19:50,185
{\ an8} Dukeneye guswera.
1378
01:19:51,754 --> 01:19:54,823
{\ an8} Imana ishimwe ko twakomeje bose
hejuru hano mbere yuko bahiga Handler.
1379
01:19:57,459 --> 01:20:00,362
{\ an8} Urabizi, Lizzo, bite?
Ibyo ni ibisazi bite?
1380
01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:02,398
{\ an8} -Lizzo birashoboka ko atanabizi.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1381
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:05,301
{\ an8} Ntabwo abizi,
ariko twari muri firime hamwe.
1382
01:20:05,367 --> 01:20:08,470
{\ an8} Twari muri firime Hustlers
aho nakinnye DJ club ya strip
1383
01:20:08,537 --> 01:20:14,343
{\ an8} na Lizzo bagaragaje ubutwari cyane
umwambuzi, ubutwari cyane.
1384
01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:15,411
Mubyukuri, yari intwari cyane
1385
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:17,246
{\ an8} ko igihe cyose yazaga kumurongo
mu myambarire ye,
1386
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,682
{\ an8} Nagira ibibazo
yo gutangira amashyi gahoro.
1387
01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:24,153
[abumva baseka]
1388
01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:32,194
{\ an8} Kandi amaherezo, impamvu
ko twese turi hano,
1389
01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,730
{\ an8} umwe, wenyine,
umuhungu wanjye Kevin Hart, abantu bose.
1390
01:20:38,934 --> 01:20:41,170
\ an8} Nzi Kevin
imyaka makumyabiri n'umunani ubu,
1391
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:44,106
{\ an8} kandi nikintu kidasanzwe
kuko namumenye gusa
1392
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:48,811
{\ an8} mu myaka itanu yambere,
nzi rero ibyamamare Kev.
1393
01:20:48,877 --> 01:20:50,979
{\ an8} Sinzi Kevin uzwi cyane.
1394
01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:54,083
{\ an8} Icyamamare Kevin aricaye
ku mirongo itandatu na irindwi idasubijwe
1395
01:20:54,149 --> 01:20:57,653
{\ an8} kuva kuri njye, hejuru
Kuri no gushiramo, "Hey, Kev,
1396
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,389
{\ an8} super psyched for the roast,
urakoze kundeba. "
1397
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,928
{\ an8} Simbizi
umusore urambuye amatangazo ya Fabletics
1398
01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:07,629
{\ an8} cyangwa kureba hasi
umwobo
1399
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,799
{\ an8} yubwishingizi rusange hype man
Shaquille O'Neal cyangwa…
1400
01:21:12,501 --> 01:21:14,636
guswera
ibiragi tequila kumuhogo.
1401
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,139
Nzi umuntu, Kevin Hart.
1402
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:21,343
Kandi mfite inkuru nashakaga gufunga
kuri Kev bivuze…
1403
01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,444
(arimyoje)
1404
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:25,547
{\ an8} Ibi mubyukuri ni amarangamutima,
ibi ni byiza.
1405
01:21:26,582 --> 01:21:27,916
{\ an8} Muri 2012,
1406
01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:36,792
Inkubi y'umuyaga Sandy yaranshegeshe.
Nabaga mu kirwa cya Long Island, muri New York.
1407
01:21:36,859 --> 01:21:40,963
Nabuze-- Aho nabaga
byose byaswewe n'imodoka yanjye.
1408
01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,300
{\ an8} Nta mafaranga nari mfite.
1409
01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:48,604
{\ an8} Naravunitse hamwe n'umugore wanjye
n'umukobwa wanjye,
1410
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:49,905
{\ an8} nigihe gusa giteye isoni.
1411
01:21:49,972 --> 01:21:52,441
{\ an8} Kandi nkuko ijambo ryatangiye
gukwirakwiza ko nasweye
1412
01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:56,645
{\ an8} niyi serwakira mbi, natangiye
kubona telefone nyuma yimyaka,
1413
01:21:56,712 --> 01:22:00,449
{\ an8} kuva Kev, nkomeza kubona numero ye,
kandi sinari gusubiza.
1414
01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:03,752
Nari nuzuye ego
n'ubwibone kandi nka…
1415
01:22:03,819 --> 01:22:05,387
[Kevin araseka]
1416
01:22:07,156 --> 01:22:08,724
Nagize isoni zo gufata telefoni ye.
1417
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:11,260
Nari nzi ko agiye kugerageza kwinjira
kandi uzigame umunsi umpe amafaranga
1418
01:22:11,326 --> 01:22:13,962
cyangwa ikindi kintu, kandi nari nkiranutse,
Sinifuzaga kubikemura.
1419
01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:18,033
Hanyuma nabonye telefone
biturutse ku mujyanama wacu.
1420
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:21,870
Njye na Kev twari dufite umujyanama umwe,
ninde musore utangaje.
1421
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:25,774
{\ an8} Umusore wafashije comics nyinshi
uzamuke kandi birashoboka
1422
01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:28,310
{\ an8} ko njye nawe uri ndetse
uhagaze hano uyu munsi,
1423
01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:30,746
{\ an8} umusore watwigishije byose,
umujyanama wacu,
1424
01:22:30,813 --> 01:22:32,781
{\ an8} nyakwigendera, ukomeye Keith Robinson.
1425
01:22:32,848 --> 01:22:35,717
[Kevin araseka] Oya, aracyariho.
1426
01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:40,088
[abumva baseka]
1427
01:22:43,225 --> 01:22:46,929
Aracyari muzima.
Aracyari muzima, muntu.
1428
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:50,532
Aracyari muzima?
1429
01:22:50,599 --> 01:22:52,801
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Aracyari muzima, Jay.
-Oh.
1430
01:22:52,868 --> 01:22:54,570
Yampfuye umaze kumenyekana.
1431
01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:58,207
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Hey, Keith.
1432
01:22:59,374 --> 01:23:00,375
{\ an8} Nibyo…
1433
01:23:02,110 --> 01:23:03,645
{\ an8} Nibyiza, uko byagenda kose, Keith yarampamagaye.
1434
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,852
{\ an8} Kandi nasubije terefone ya Keith.
1435
01:23:10,953 --> 01:23:14,857
{\ an8} Na Keith, afite imyaka mirongo irindwi
ijwi rya pimp ati, aragenda, "Hey."
1436
01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:17,860
{\ an8} "Subiza terefone ya Kev.
Aragerageza kuguhamagara. "
1437
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:19,094
{\ an8} "Arashaka kugufasha."
1438
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:21,864
{\ an8} Nanjye nti: "Oya,
Ntabwo nitaba telefoni. "
1439
01:23:21,930 --> 01:23:23,232
{\ an8} "Nzi ko agerageza kumpa amafaranga."
1440
01:23:23,298 --> 01:23:25,167
{\ an8} "Bizatuma numva meze
ntibimworoheye. "
1441
01:23:25,234 --> 01:23:27,803
{\ an8} "Mfite isoni. Sinshobora kubikora."
1442
01:23:27,870 --> 01:23:31,440
{\ an8} Hanyuma Keith arambwira,
aragenda, "Ngwino, muntu, hagarara."
1443
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:33,742
{\ an8} Aragerageza kuguha
ibihumbi icumi by'amadolari.
1444
01:23:36,144 --> 01:23:40,082
{\ an8} Kandi ibyo, nka, mugihe,
ayo yari amadorari ya gazillion kuri njye.
1445
01:23:40,148 --> 01:23:41,083
{\ an8} Byari byose.
1446
01:23:41,149 --> 01:23:43,051
{\ an8} Nanjye nti: "Oya, sinshobora kubifata.
Birakabije. "
1447
01:23:43,118 --> 01:23:44,786
{\ an8} "Sinshobora kwishyura."
1448
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:46,688
{\ an8} Na we ati: "Ntabwo agerageza
kugirango ubone kwishyura,
1449
01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:49,558
{\ an8} arashaka kuguha. "
Nanjye nti: "Oya, sinshobora kubikora."
1450
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,660
{\ an8} "Birasaze, ni amafaranga menshi."
1451
01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:57,099
{\ an8} Hanyuma Keith, mumagambo ye yubwenge,
arambwira ati: "Ni igitutsi kiri hasi."
1452
01:23:57,165 --> 01:24:00,702
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1453
01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:06,375
{\ an8} Kandi urebye neza, afite ukuri.
Ibihumbi icumi--
1454
01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:09,478
{\ an8} Yarangije gukora Kugenda Kuruhande,
firime eshanu, esheshatu, byoroshye.
1455
01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,983
{\ an8} Ariko niba byari bike cyangwa bitari,
icyo yakoze ni, Kev,
1456
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,920
{\ an8} byansubije ku birenge bihagije
ko nabishoboye
1457
01:24:17,986 --> 01:24:22,357
{\ an8} gusubiza umugore wanjye n'umukobwa wanjye
mu nzu yacu.
1458
01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:24,159
{\ an8} Hanyuma ndabishoboye
gufata amafaranga asigaye,
1459
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:26,461
{\ an8} no muburyo bwa Kevin Hart,
1460
01:24:26,528 --> 01:24:28,597
{\ an8} uhite uva mumuryango wanjye wambere.
1461
01:24:28,664 --> 01:24:30,132
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1462
01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:32,701
{\ an8} Urakoze rero, Kev,
kuko yanyohereje munzira yanjye, muntu wanjye.
1463
01:24:32,768 --> 01:24:34,002
Ndagukunda cyane.
1464
01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:36,605
Urakoze kumbona.
1465
01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:39,908
impundu n'amashyi]
1466
01:24:43,712 --> 01:24:45,247
{\ an8} Big Jay Oakerson, abantu bose.
1467
01:24:45,314 --> 01:24:46,548
{\ an8} Komeza kuri Jay.
1468
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:54,556
{\ an8} Twasabye Teyana Taylor kuba hano
kuri kotsa iri joro,
1469
01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:58,927
{\ an8} ariko yohereje ibaruwa
gusobanura impamvu adashobora kuba hano.
1470
01:24:58,994 --> 01:25:02,698
{\ an8} Noneho gusoma iyo baruwa, nyamuneka murakaza neza
Teyana Taylor, abantu bose.
1471
01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:06,134
- [impundu n'amashyi]
- [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
1472
01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,349
{\ an8} [umuziki urangira]
1473
01:25:20,415 --> 01:25:21,917
{\ an8} Urakoze, urakoze.
1474
01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:30,225
{\ an8} [abumva bakomeje kwishima]
1475
01:25:41,803 --> 01:25:47,142
{\ an8} Nshuti Kevin, mbere ya byose,
bigenda bite, igituba?
1476
01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:52,481
{\ an8} Babiri wongeyeho babiri ntabwo
kumenya icyo guswera aricyo, igituba.
1477
01:25:54,182 --> 01:25:57,786
{\ an8} Yubatswe nkuko wasabye itike imwe yabantu bakuru
hamwe n'icyizere, igituba.
1478
01:25:57,853 --> 01:26:00,055
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Ubikora ute?
1479
01:26:00,122 --> 01:26:01,556
{\ an8} Kevin, ndakwandikira iyi baruwa
kuva mu gikoni cyanjye
1480
01:26:01,623 --> 01:26:04,660
{\ an8} kuko imwe muri firime yawe
arimo gukinira mucyumba cyanjye ubu,
1481
01:26:04,726 --> 01:26:07,229
{\ an8} n'umwana wanjye w'imyaka itanu
ko wubatswe nkuko waje
1482
01:26:07,295 --> 01:26:09,931
{\ an8} hamwe na bateri eshatu-A mumodoka ya Barbie.
1483
01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,868
{\ an8} Umwana wanjye w'imyaka icumi yabajije,
"Mama niba nyirarume Kev afite imyaka itanu-itatu
1484
01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:15,337
{\ an8} kandi mfite imyaka ine-icumi,
Nigute nkiri muremure kumurusha? "
1485
01:26:15,404 --> 01:26:17,139
{\ an8} -Kandi…
- [abumva bishimye]
1486
01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:22,678
{\ an8} Kandi mvugishije ukuri, Kev, sinshobora gusubiza ibyo.
Ntabwo nashoboye gusubiza.
1487
01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:24,546
{\ an8} Ibyo ari byo byose, sinshobora kubikora iri joro
1488
01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:26,682
{\ an8} kubera ko ntashakaga kwerekana--
1489
01:26:26,748 --> 01:26:28,483
{\ an8} urabizi, sinashakaga guta
impirimbanyi ya dais
1490
01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:33,388
{\ an8} wongeyeho nominee ya Oscar, Umugore Wigihe
y'umwaka, uwatsindiye Globe Globe,
1491
01:26:33,455 --> 01:26:35,857
{\ an8} -urabizi, kumurongo.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1492
01:26:35,924 --> 01:26:41,630
{\ an8} Ibyo gusa… Ibyo ntibikwiye
kuri buri wese, cyane cyane wowe.
1493
01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:45,567
{\ an8} Reba, ndumva nkotsa
ni ubwoko bwanjye munsi yanjye, urabizi?
1494
01:26:45,634 --> 01:26:48,203
{\ an8} Nzi ko ari ubwoko bwikintu cyamahanga,
igitekerezo cy'amahanga,
1495
01:26:48,270 --> 01:26:51,707
{\ an8} kuko mubyukuri ntakintu
ibyo biri munsi yawe, ariko biracyaza.
1496
01:26:51,773 --> 01:26:53,341
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1497
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:55,644
{\ an8} Ntabwo nigera mvuga ikintu cyanga urunuka
1498
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:57,813
{\ an8} nka "Nakinnye
muri Intambara imwe kurindi
1499
01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,283
{\ an8} mugihe umwuga wa Kevin
yabaye igisasu kimwekindi. "
1500
01:27:01,349 --> 01:27:04,986
{\ an8} Ndashaka kuvuga, ibyo byaba ari ubugome gusa,
urabizi?
1501
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:11,159
{\ an8} Ntabwo nigera nkora ibyo, Kev.
Ako ni akazi k'inyanya ziboze, ariko bitandukanye na…
1502
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,227
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1503
01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:15,497
{\ an8} Ariko bitandukanye nibyo byiza cyane
n'abanenga kuringaniza,
1504
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:18,066
{\ an8} Mubyukuri ndakubaha gato.
1505
01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:20,235
{\ an8} Niyo mpamvu nakubajije
kunshikiriza igihembo cyanjye
1506
01:27:20,302 --> 01:27:22,204
{\ an8} kuri Elle Woman muri Hollywood.
1507
01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:24,740
{\ an8} Ariko wari impimbano uhuze,
mvuga kuri bamwe, "Nagerageje,
1508
01:27:24,806 --> 01:27:27,375
{\ an8} Nagerageje, Jumanji nkora reshoots,
indogobe y'umutwe… "Ceceka!
1509
01:27:28,643 --> 01:27:32,547
{\ an8} Guswera? Hamwe n'ibimaze kuvugwa,
kubera iki naza kuri shitani yawe?
1510
01:27:32,614 --> 01:27:36,351
{\ an8} Nibyiza, kuba umuntu munini, biragaragara.
1511
01:27:37,185 --> 01:27:40,322
{\ an8} Ibyo mubyukuri
ntabwo rwose bigoye hafi yawe.
1512
01:27:40,388 --> 01:27:43,425
{\ an8} Ariko cyane cyane,
1513
01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:46,795
{\ an8} Netflix yampaye amafaranga menshi yo guswera
kwandika iyi baruwa.
1514
01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:48,764
{\ an8} Ntabwo aribi?
1515
01:27:48,830 --> 01:27:49,898
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1516
01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:52,100
{\ an8} Ba inshuti yanjye yo guswera kandi ube hano.
1517
01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:55,971
{\ an8} Ndi hano. Ndi hano. Ndi hano
n'uru rwandiko. Ndi hano. Ndi hano, hano.
1518
01:27:56,037 --> 01:27:57,739
{\ an8} Kuberako ndabizi neza
ntabwo yakoraga iyi shitani kubusa.
1519
01:27:57,806 --> 01:27:58,940
{\ an8} Sinzagufata, Kev.
1520
01:27:59,007 --> 01:28:02,911
{\ an8} Ariko kubiciro bikwiye,
hano ndi kumwe niyi baruwa ivuye ku mutima.
1521
01:28:02,978 --> 01:28:06,681
{\ an8} Ibaruwa y'impapuro enye. Yasinyiye no gusomana.
Ikidodo hamwe no gusomana, shit shit.
1522
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:09,718
{\ an8} Um, uzi ibisazi cyane?
1523
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:12,454
{\ an8} Ndibuka igihe twahuraga bwa mbere,
hashize imyaka 15,
1524
01:28:12,521 --> 01:28:14,089
{\ an8} -ku munsi mukuru wa Halloween.
- [Kevin] Yego.
1525
01:28:14,156 --> 01:28:17,125
{\ an8} Nari nambaye
nkumuhungu wumuzungu Bob wo Kwamamaza,
1526
01:28:17,192 --> 01:28:19,728
{\ an8} kandi wari wambaye nka Eddie Murphy.
Dore ifoto.
1527
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,463
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1528
01:28:21,530 --> 01:28:26,902
{\ an8} [Kevin] Yego. Nigihe cyiza.
Twagize ibihe byiza, T.
1529
01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:30,005
{\ an8} Twagize ibihe byiza muri iri joro, T.
1530
01:28:30,071 --> 01:28:34,242
{\ an8} Ndibuka iri joro.
Twagize ibihe byiza byo guswera.
1531
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:36,711
{\ an8} Bwira abantu
ko twagize ibihe byiza byo guswera.
1532
01:28:37,813 --> 01:28:39,648
{\ an8} Babwire ko dufite
igihe cyiza cyo guswera, T.
1533
01:28:39,714 --> 01:28:41,716
{\ an8} Nakubonye. Nakubonye.
1534
01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:45,287
{\ an8} Muntu, twagize ibihe byiza.
Urabizi, reba.
1535
01:28:45,353 --> 01:28:47,756
{\ an8} Gusa muto kandi, urabizi, nka,
1536
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,858
{\ an8} cyari igihe rwose--
cyane mu gihe aho,
1537
01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:52,127
{\ an8} nka, abantu bose bashakaga
kwambara imyambarire.
1538
01:28:52,194 --> 01:28:53,762
{\ an8} Ibisimba byabo byari inyana n'amashitani.
1539
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:55,697
{\ an8} Urabizi, hanyuma hano
dumbasses zacu zireba gusa
1540
01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:59,234
{\ an8} nka Thomas Jefferson
n'umwe mu bana be b'Abirabura batiriwe.
1541
01:28:59,301 --> 01:29:01,136
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1542
01:29:01,203 --> 01:29:05,540
{\ an8} Yego. Ntabwo njya imbere. Twembi twabonye
gutinyuka kuri iyo shusho.
1543
01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:07,742
{\ an8} Ariko, Kevin, wowe…
1544
01:29:07,809 --> 01:29:13,515
{\ an8} yambaye nkigishushanyo,
urwenya rusetsa ntabwo byemewe
1545
01:29:13,582 --> 01:29:16,885
{\ an8} kandi ni agasuzuguro kandi ntibikwiye.
Ntuzongere gukora iryo shyano.
1546
01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:18,954
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1547
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:20,889
{\ an8} Ariko muburemere bwose,
umuvandimwe, oya, shit.
1548
01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:23,225
{\ an8} Bro, iki nigice gikomeye.
Ndi serieux.
1549
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:27,762
{\ an8} Ndagukunda rwose.
Uri agashusho gato.
1550
01:29:27,829 --> 01:29:31,066
{\ an8} -Kandi nka…
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1551
01:29:31,132 --> 01:29:33,235
{\ an8} Oya, ndabikora rwose.
Nk ,, uri umugani usetsa,
1552
01:29:33,301 --> 01:29:35,604
{\ an8} kandi ndashaka kuvuga ko
mbikuye ku mutima,
1553
01:29:35,670 --> 01:29:38,707
{\ an8} bigushimira kubwawe
iracyari hejuru yumutwe wawe.
1554
01:29:40,609 --> 01:29:42,911
{\ an8} -Mbabarira.
-Wavuze gusa ko urangije.
1555
01:29:42,978 --> 01:29:46,815
{\ an8} Wavuze ko urangije.
Be fucking sweet. Ngwino.
1556
01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:50,218
{\ an8} Ungirire neza. Ngwino.
Guswera, turi inshuti.
1557
01:29:50,285 --> 01:29:54,189
{\ an8} -Turi inshuti nyazo. Ba inshuti yanjye.
-Umutima wanjye urababara.
1558
01:29:54,256 --> 01:29:56,658
{\ an8} -Ibaruwa yanjye yarangiye.
- [Kevin] Nibyo. Yego, oya.
1559
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,194
{\ an8} -Mu byukuri, T.
- [Kevin] Yego, oya, Teyana.
1560
01:29:59,261 --> 01:30:04,199
{\ an8} Oya, Teyana, ntugahubuke.
Teyana, ntugahagarike umutima.
1561
01:30:04,266 --> 01:30:06,768
{\ an8} -Guswera.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1562
01:30:09,170 --> 01:30:11,006
[Kevin] Tuma abantu batanga urukundo.
1563
01:30:11,072 --> 01:30:12,841
{\ an8} Hey, komeza kuri Teyana, abantu bose.
1564
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:15,644
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Urakoze, Shane.
-Umuyobozi.
1565
01:30:17,379 --> 01:30:21,216
{\ an8} Imana ishimwe ko ari mwiza, cuz boy,
ni ako gasimba ntabwo gasekeje na gato.
1566
01:30:21,283 --> 01:30:25,420
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Ikindi, Pete, Pete.
1567
01:30:28,356 --> 01:30:31,426
{\ an8} Pete, niwowe wenyine
irashobora kubikora. Bikore, muvandimwe.
1568
01:30:31,493 --> 01:30:33,128
{\ an8} Shit yera.
1569
01:30:34,462 --> 01:30:37,132
{\ an8} Gusa ntukamureke asome
ibaruwa yongeye. Uh…
1570
01:30:43,305 --> 01:30:46,775
{\ an8} Twizere ko azandakarira
hanyuma akavugana nanjye nyuma. (aseka)
1571
01:30:48,843 --> 01:30:52,514
{\ an8} -Tony Hinchcliffe arihano. Yego.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1572
01:30:54,516 --> 01:30:57,218
{\ an8} Tony aranyibutsa
cy'umuganwa wiga gladiator.
1573
01:30:58,853 --> 01:31:02,357
{\ an8} Reba kuri physique. Fuck yeah.
1574
01:31:02,424 --> 01:31:05,226
{\ an8} Ndimo guswera cyane kwishimisha nonaha.
Fuck yeah.
1575
01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:09,230
{\ an8} [aseka] Natekereje ko bisekeje, musore.
1576
01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:12,634
{\ an8} Nibyiza, itegure kumva
urwenya rwose rushingiye ku ivangura
1577
01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:16,237
{\ an8} uhereye kumusore ubizera rwose
kandi twizere ko JD Vance ireba.
1578
01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:20,909
{\ an8} Basore, Tony Hinchcliffe.
Kora Tony.
1579
01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:24,112
{\ an8} - [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1580
01:31:27,415 --> 01:31:31,219
{\ an8} Ikuzimu yego. Igihe kimwe
kuri Teyana Taylor, abantu bose.
1581
01:31:31,286 --> 01:31:33,488
{\ an8} Ibyo byari bitangaje. Iyi kotsa ni ghetto,
1582
01:31:33,555 --> 01:31:37,292
{\ an8} Natekereje ko numvise impuruza yumuriro
igihe kimwe mugihe yashizeho.
1583
01:31:39,227 --> 01:31:42,497
{\ an8} Uracyareba?
Igihe kimwe kuri Shane Gillis.
1584
01:31:42,564 --> 01:31:46,534
{\ an8} Arasa n'ubwoko bwa nyir'umugaragu
ko ushobora gushuka kugura Kevin Hart.
1585
01:31:48,103 --> 01:31:52,040
{\ an8} -Uh, none, uh, azakura, sibyo? Uh…
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1586
01:31:52,107 --> 01:31:57,479
{\ an8} Niba Kevin yari imbata, indirimbo ye yaba,
"Reka ubwoko bwanjye bukure."
1587
01:31:58,747 --> 01:32:02,183
{\ an8} Iyi ni ikariso nini. Kevin Hart aragerageza
kuzuza inkweto za Tom Brady.
1588
01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:04,652
{\ an8} Umwanya munini wongeyeho.
1589
01:32:04,719 --> 01:32:09,190
{\ an8} Ibyo ni nkibikinisho bya Pete Davidson
kugerageza kuzuza igituba cya Kim Kardashian.
1590
01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:11,159
{\ an8} Mubyukuri, Pete yegereye yaje
1591
01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:13,528
{\ an8} kubukuru
ni mugihe igikinisho cye cyakuweho
1592
01:32:13,595 --> 01:32:15,597
{\ an8} kurwanya bimwe mubyashaje bya Kanye.
1593
01:32:17,298 --> 01:32:20,502
{\ an8} Ntawe ushobora kuvuga urwenya
cyangwa igishushanyo wigeze ukora, Pete.
1594
01:32:20,568 --> 01:32:22,437
{\ an8} Niba so
yashoboraga kubona uko wahindutse,
1595
01:32:22,504 --> 01:32:24,005
{\ an8} yaba arimo kuzunguruka mu matongo ye.
1596
01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:28,376
{\ an8 Hall Inzu ya Regina irihano.
Yari muri firime yakunzwe cyane,
1597
01:32:28,443 --> 01:32:32,514
{\ an8} Intambara imwe kurindi,
nuburyo Lizzo asobanura ingazi.
1598
01:32:32,580 --> 01:32:34,516
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Yego.
1599
01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:48,029
{\ an8} Twari tuzi Umukoresha wa Chelsea
kuboneka uyu munsi
1600
01:32:48,096 --> 01:32:51,533
{\ an8} -kuko ari umunsi w'ababyeyi.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1601
01:32:51,599 --> 01:32:57,705
{\ an8} Chelsea numuyahudi, niyo mpamvu ari hano.
Icyo nacyo kintu cyiza kuri we.
1602
01:32:57,772 --> 01:32:59,174
{\ an8} Yigeze gukundana na 50 Cent,
1603
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:02,577
{\ an8} ntabwo aribwo bwa mbere
Umuyahudi yunamye kuri 50 Cent.
1604
01:33:04,045 --> 01:33:06,347
{\ an8} Chelsea, kubera iki bikomeye?
1605
01:33:07,515 --> 01:33:10,385
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Arareba
nka gusetsa Joker, abantu.
1606
01:33:10,452 --> 01:33:13,188
{\ an8} Arashaje nkimboga
muri firigo ya Lizzo.
1607
01:33:13,254 --> 01:33:14,689
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1608
01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:18,059
{\ an8} Yego, kandi aswera,
kandi burigihe ifite, by the way.
1609
01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:21,296
{\ an8 act Igikorwa cye cyose nukuvuga
kubyerekeranye nuburyo ari ibicucu kubyara.
1610
01:33:21,362 --> 01:33:23,998
{\ an8} Turabibona, intanga zawe zirasenyutse.
1611
01:33:24,065 --> 01:33:26,868
{\ an8} Ninkaho niba Kevin ibikorwa byose
byari bijyanye nuburyo coaster
1612
01:33:26,935 --> 01:33:30,238
{\ an8} -ntabwo ari byiza.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1613
01:33:31,639 --> 01:33:34,476
{\ an8} Ariko bikomeye,
Chelsea mubyukuri amagi yakonje,
1614
01:33:34,542 --> 01:33:37,946
{\ an8} ntabwo ari kubushake, bari imbere
cy'igituba gikonje, gikonje.
1615
01:33:40,582 --> 01:33:44,886
{\ an8} Yego. Ndamwita Sterile Underwood.
1616
01:33:45,987 --> 01:33:50,258
{\ an8} Sheryl Underwood, cyane nka Munsi Yurutare,
ninde uriya mwana?
1617
01:33:50,325 --> 01:33:54,295
{\ an8} Urasa ninzabibu Laffy Taffy
cyanyuze mu cyuma.
1618
01:33:54,362 --> 01:33:58,433
{\ an8} Nigute wicaye iruhande rwanjye
no kuvuza ingoma ijoro ryose?
1619
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,034
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1620
01:34:00,101 --> 01:34:05,773
{\ an8} Uwo musatsi, umutuku,
urasa nigituba cyawe.
1621
01:34:07,308 --> 01:34:09,944
{\ an8} Yari mu gitaramo cyitwa
Ikiganiro imyaka 13.
1622
01:34:10,011 --> 01:34:11,946
{\ an8} Niba utarigeze ubibona,
dore ibyo wabuze.
1623
01:34:12,013 --> 01:34:18,486
{\ an8} "Oya, oya, oya, komeza,
reka reka, oya, oya, oya, oya, reka mvuge. "
1624
01:34:18,553 --> 01:34:21,156
{\ an8} Umugabo we yiyahuye
imyaka itatu mubukwe bwabo.
1625
01:34:21,222 --> 01:34:23,558
{\ an8} Nari nicaye iruhande rwe
amasaha abiri kandi ngomba kubaza,
1626
01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:25,660
{\ an8} yamaze ate igihe kirekire?
1627
01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:27,295
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1628
01:34:28,296 --> 01:34:33,735
{\ an8} Draymond Green numusore mubi.
Yatanze amadolari miliyoni enye y'amande.
1629
01:34:33,801 --> 01:34:38,173
{\ an8} Wise umukobwa wawe Cash
kuberako uteganya kumubura uko byagenda kose?
1630
01:34:38,239 --> 01:34:41,943
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [arimyoje] Amafaranga, biratangaje.
1631
01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:46,614
{\ an8} Ntazagomba no guhindura izina
iyo abonye akazi muri strip club.
1632
01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:51,953
{\ an8} Jeff Ross hano arasa numuzimu
ya strawberry cheesecake.
1633
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,122
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1634
01:34:55,456 --> 01:34:56,457
{\ an8} Yego.
1635
01:35:00,128 --> 01:35:03,765
{\ an8} Jeff Ross yatsinze kanseri uyu mwaka.
1636
01:35:03,831 --> 01:35:05,934
{\ an8} -Inshuti yanjye nziza yatsinze kanseri.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1637
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:08,102
{\ an8} Ariko uziko kanseri iri hanze.
1638
01:35:08,169 --> 01:35:10,905
{\ an8} Kanseri iri hanze aha
kuganira n'inshuti zayo nka,
1639
01:35:10,972 --> 01:35:13,775
{\ an8} - "Ugomba kubona undi musore."
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1640
01:35:13,841 --> 01:35:17,111
{\ an8} Jeff ni Umuyahudi
ko igihe ibitaro byamuhaye fagitire,
1641
01:35:17,178 --> 01:35:20,248
{\ an8} ameze nka, "Urashobora gushira bimwe
ya kanseri yagarutse? "
1642
01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:22,617
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- (aseka)
1643
01:35:22,684 --> 01:35:25,286
{\ an8} Kevin Hart, banyarwandakazi, banyakubahwa,
yavutse amezi icyenda
1644
01:35:25,353 --> 01:35:29,557
{\ an8} nyuma yuko se aciriye imbuto ya garuzi
mu gitsina cya nyina.
1645
01:35:29,624 --> 01:35:31,292
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1646
01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:34,062
{\ an8} Yego, nabikoze.
1647
01:35:36,831 --> 01:35:39,367
{\ an8} Hanyuma aravuka,
ibiro icyenda, amagarama arindwi,
1648
01:35:39,434 --> 01:35:41,502
{\ an8} kandi aracyari umwe muri iki gihe.
1649
01:35:42,804 --> 01:35:47,041
{\ an8} Kevin ni muto cyane,
abantu bamwita inyuguti nto N-ijambo.
1650
01:35:47,108 --> 01:35:49,043
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1651
01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:52,113
{\ an8} Yarezwe n'umubyeyi umwe
n'intambwe.
1652
01:35:53,781 --> 01:35:56,851
{\ an8} Kubera ubwana bwa Kevin
n'amarangamutima yo kudahagije,
1653
01:35:56,918 --> 01:36:00,922
{\ an8} yabaye akazi ko kurangaza
uhereye ku gahinda k'uwo ari we imbere.
1654
01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:04,425
{\ an8} Kandi kugirango ibintu birusheho kuba bibi,
umwana we w'imbere ni muremure.
1655
01:36:06,294 --> 01:36:08,563
{\ an8} Ariko reba nonaha.
Yego, ntabwo wambaye urunigi.
1656
01:36:08,630 --> 01:36:09,797
{\ an8} Nari ngiye kuvuga urunigi rwiza, Kevin.
1657
01:36:09,864 --> 01:36:12,600
{\ an8} Cyakora igikomo kinini
kumwirabura usanzwe.
1658
01:36:12,667 --> 01:36:13,835
{\ an8} Ariko ntabwo wambaye urunigi rusanzwe
1659
01:36:13,901 --> 01:36:16,938
{\ an8} wambara kugirango urenze urugero
kuberako uri muto.
1660
01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:18,306
{\ an8} Kevin afite inshuti nke zabirabura
1661
01:36:18,373 --> 01:36:22,143
{\ an8} ko yatangije urunigi rwihuta rwibiryo
nta muntu n'umwe wigeze amuhagarika.
1662
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:25,079
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- (aseka)
1663
01:36:25,146 --> 01:36:27,315
{\ an8} Restaurant ye y'ibikomoka ku bimera ni nka firime ye,
1664
01:36:27,382 --> 01:36:31,185
{\ an8} kuko utagomba kugenda
kubimenya guswera.
1665
01:36:31,252 --> 01:36:34,622
{\ an8} Kevin, mumujyi wuzuye
ya pedophile yatsinze,
1666
01:36:34,689 --> 01:36:38,826
{\ an8} nibyiza kumenya ko utari umwe,
ariko mubutabera, niba warigeze ugerageza,
1667
01:36:38,893 --> 01:36:43,197
{\ an8} umwana wese ufite imyaka icumi
yakubita shitani nzima.
1668
01:36:43,264 --> 01:36:45,099
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Abamuteze amatwi ni ghetto
1669
01:36:45,166 --> 01:36:47,935
{\ an8} ko ameza yabacuruzi
afite imbunda nyinshi kurusha iya Charlie Kirk.
1670
01:36:48,002 --> 01:36:49,070
{\ an8} [abumva]
1671
01:36:49,137 --> 01:36:53,141
{\ an8} Kevin, niba uri hano,
ninde ufashe umufuka wa P Diddy muri gereza?
1672
01:36:53,207 --> 01:36:54,942
{\ an8} Kevin ageze kure indogobe
1673
01:36:55,009 --> 01:36:57,879
{\ an8} ko ashobora mubyukuri
impumuro y'ibyo yatetse.
1674
01:36:57,945 --> 01:36:59,747
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1675
01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:05,286
{\ an8} Kevin-- Urutare rwakinnye Umwirabura Adam.
Kevin nubunini bwa atome yumukara.
1676
01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:06,554
{\ an8} Yatsinze Grammy ebyiri,
1677
01:37:06,621 --> 01:37:10,191
{\ an8} byibuze nicyo gipimo
avuga iyo ahagararaho.
1678
01:37:10,258 --> 01:37:11,793
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Imvugo ebyiri.
1679
01:37:11,859 --> 01:37:15,963
{\ an8} Lizzo yariye… byose
ibyo byigeze gushyirwa imbere ye.
1680
01:37:16,030 --> 01:37:18,433
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1681
01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:21,169
{\ an8} Ariko Lizzo, urasa neza. Urabikora rwose.
1682
01:37:21,235 --> 01:37:24,072
{\ an8} Abantu bagusobanura
ntagikeneye kuvuga ijambo "mubyukuri"
1683
01:37:24,138 --> 01:37:26,407
{\ an8} mbere yo kuvuga ijambo "ibinure."
1684
01:37:26,474 --> 01:37:30,511
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Akunda flutine '
nkuko akunda gluten.
1685
01:37:30,578 --> 01:37:32,380
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
1686
01:37:32,447 --> 01:37:35,583
{\ an8} Urabizi, Kevin, barambwiye
tutibagiwe nabana bawe kuriyi kotsa,
1687
01:37:35,650 --> 01:37:38,353
{\ an8} ariko ngomba kuvuga, wakoze ibyiza.
1688
01:37:38,419 --> 01:37:41,589
{\ an8} Babaye binini cyane,
ubu bahambiriye Kevin hejuru yintebe yimodoka.
1689
01:37:43,057 --> 01:37:45,793
{\ an8} Nukuri, yabuze gig
kwakira ibihembo bya Academy
1690
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:48,296
{\ an8} kubera tweet zimwe na zimwe,
ariko nawe waba abaryamana bahuje ibitsina
1691
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:50,398
{\ an8} niba wari urwego rwamaso
hamwe n'inkoko ya buri wese.
1692
01:37:50,465 --> 01:37:52,200
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1693
01:37:52,266 --> 01:37:54,669
{\ an8} Yagiye kurugamba
mu ndege yihariye,
1694
01:37:54,736 --> 01:37:57,538
{\ an8} gihamya ko niyo amafaranga yaba angana gute
Abirabura bafite,
1695
01:37:57,605 --> 01:38:03,277
{\ an8} baracyakora gusa
nka ninjas irwana.
1696
01:38:03,344 --> 01:38:05,012
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1697
01:38:05,079 --> 01:38:07,882
{\ an8} Kimwe na Bill Cosby, Hart numusetsa wumwirabura
kuva i Philadelphiya.
1698
01:38:07,949 --> 01:38:11,252
{\ an8} Kandi nka Bill Cosby, abagore ntibabizi
iyo Kevin ari imbere muri bo.
1699
01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:15,490
{\ an8} Wakoze ibyiza, nubwo, Kevin.
Umuryango wabirabura urakwishimiye cyane.
1700
01:38:15,556 --> 01:38:18,359
{\ an8} Kuri ubu,
George Floyd arareba twese,
1701
01:38:18,426 --> 01:38:23,097
{\ an8} -guseka cyane kuburyo adashobora guhumeka.
- [abumva]
1702
01:38:23,164 --> 01:38:26,667
{\ an8} Imana iguhe umugisha, Kevin. Imana ihe umugisha iki cyumba.
1703
01:38:26,734 --> 01:38:29,170
{\ an8} Kandi Imana ibahe umugisha
Reta zunzubumwe za Amerika.
1704
01:38:29,237 --> 01:38:31,973
{\ an8} -Murakoze cyane.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1705
01:38:41,182 --> 01:38:42,984
{\ an8} [Shane] Tony Hinchcliffe, abantu bose.
1706
01:38:46,654 --> 01:38:51,225
{\ an8} Hey, abantu benshi bifuzaga ko ananirwa
kandi aswera gusa yishe.
1707
01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:55,329
{\ an8} -Tony Hinchcliffe, abantu bose.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1708
01:38:58,499 --> 01:39:02,703
{\ an8} -Sheryl Underwood irihano. Yego, Sheryl.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1709
01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,406
{\ an8} Sheryl yabonye amashyi ahagaze rimwe
kuri Def Jam.
1710
01:39:05,473 --> 01:39:08,075
{\ an8} Noneho ni igipfamatwi, arya jam,
kandi afite ikibazo cyo guhagarara.
1711
01:39:10,678 --> 01:39:13,147
{\ an8} Sheryl yari mu ngabo zirwanira mu kirere,
ariko ntiyashobora kuguruka.
1712
01:39:14,715 --> 01:39:18,419
{\ an8} Kandi n'umugabo we ntashobora,
wasimbutse… [arimyoje]
1713
01:39:18,486 --> 01:39:20,855
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1714
01:39:20,922 --> 01:39:23,925
{\ an8}… wasimbutse inyubako,
nuko apfa. (arimyoje)
1715
01:39:25,159 --> 01:39:28,196
{\ an8} Ndahiriye Imana, naramuhamagaye
mbere yibi kugirango ubaze niba aribyo.
1716
01:39:28,262 --> 01:39:30,698
{\ an8} Ntabwo nigeze mbikora.
1717
01:39:30,765 --> 01:39:35,069
{\ an8} Ariko ubu ni urwenya rwa gikristo,
ibi rero bigomba guswera. Uh…
1718
01:39:35,136 --> 01:39:38,306
{\ an8} Oya, niwe mwiza. Kora urusaku,
Sheryl Underwood, abantu bose.
1719
01:39:38,372 --> 01:39:41,175
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
1720
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:49,283
{\ an8} [umuziki urangira]
1721
01:39:50,551 --> 01:39:51,619
{\ an8} Mbere ya byose…
1722
01:39:53,521 --> 01:39:58,926
{\ an8} Tony, utekereza ko wambabaje
nukuvuga umugabo wanjye wapfuye?
1723
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,962
{\ an8} Umugabo wanjye yapfuye rimwe gusa.
1724
01:40:01,028 --> 01:40:04,999
{\ an8} Urapfa buri joro hamwe nabo
urwenya-indogobe urimo kubwira.
1725
01:40:05,066 --> 01:40:07,168
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
1726
01:40:07,235 --> 01:40:10,304
{\ an8} Nkunda ko mwebwe abahungu basetsa
ushaka kuvuga
1727
01:40:10,371 --> 01:40:14,008
{\ an8} amagambo yose asetsa Umukara
guhagarika kubera kuvuga.
1728
01:40:14,075 --> 01:40:17,812
{\ an8} Kandi nishimiye ko byose byagaruye amagambo
nka "midget" na "retard."
1729
01:40:17,879 --> 01:40:20,681
{\ an8} Oya, Kevin, simvuze
ibyawe iyo mvuze "midget."
1730
01:40:22,049 --> 01:40:26,120
{\ an8} Ariko yego, Shane, ndavuga ibyawe
iyo mvuze "retard."
1731
01:40:27,555 --> 01:40:30,625
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
1732
01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:34,795
{\ an8} Noneho, nzi ko ari amacenga
muri iyo teleprompter yo guswera,
1733
01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:37,365
{\ an8} ariko nishimiye ko, Shane,
indogobe yawe
1734
01:40:37,431 --> 01:40:39,300
{\ an8} yahagaritse iyo wigger.
1735
01:40:39,367 --> 01:40:42,970
{\ an8} 'Impamvu hari icyo wavuze
iryo jwi rinini, ritera,
1736
01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:45,139
{\ an8} cyangwa ikintu cyose cyumvikana nka nigga,
1737
01:40:45,206 --> 01:40:48,276
{\ an8} ntabwo wari kubikora
hanze yo guswera Inglewood ari muzima.
1738
01:40:48,342 --> 01:40:51,746
{\ an8} [impundu n'amashyi]
1739
01:40:51,812 --> 01:40:55,383
{\ an8} Ntabwo uzi aho guswera uri.
1740
01:40:57,118 --> 01:40:59,554
{\ an8} Uzatwubaha muriyi nzu.
1741
01:40:59,620 --> 01:41:04,592
{\ an8} Iri ni ihuriro ryo guswera
yubatswe na Showtime Lakers.
1742
01:41:04,659 --> 01:41:07,562
{\ an8} [impundu n'amashyi]
1743
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:13,234
{\ an8} Kandi ndashaka gushimira Netflix na Kevin Hart
1744
01:41:13,301 --> 01:41:15,603
{\ an8} yo kuduhuza twese.
1745
01:41:15,670 --> 01:41:18,906
{\ an8} Ubwisanzure bwo kuvuga ni muzima muri iki gihe.
1746
01:41:18,973 --> 01:41:24,812
{\ an8} Byerekana ko twese dushobora guhurira hamwe
no gusetsa urwenya
1747
01:41:24,879 --> 01:41:28,249
{\ an8} kandi uracyubahana.
1748
01:41:28,316 --> 01:41:32,086
{\ an8} -Kandi… Komera, komeza, ngomba kuvuga ibi.
impundu n'amashyi]
1749
01:41:32,153 --> 01:41:37,124
{\ an8} Uwahoze ari boo, John Stamos, ari munzu.
1750
01:41:37,191 --> 01:41:39,760
{\ an8} Kandi yego, byose birezwe
igihe nari kuri Ikiganiro.
1751
01:41:39,827 --> 01:41:43,898
{\ an8} [impundu n'amashyi]
1752
01:41:43,965 --> 01:41:49,604
{\ an8} Kandi igihe nari kuri Ikiganiro,
Nabonye ururimi nsoma John Stamos.
1753
01:41:50,871 --> 01:41:53,741
{\ an8} Mbere yuko arongora uwo mukobwa,
1754
01:41:53,808 --> 01:41:57,678
{\ an8} Nshyize ururimi rwanjye
inzira yose kumanuka.
1755
01:41:57,745 --> 01:41:59,647
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1756
01:41:59,714 --> 01:42:02,717
{\ an8} Sinshobora kuvuga ibyo yavuze nyuma yibyo.
1757
01:42:02,783 --> 01:42:06,387
{\ an8} Icyo navuga, yashakanye nigituba gito
amujyana i Disneyland.
1758
01:42:06,454 --> 01:42:09,457
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1759
01:42:12,660 --> 01:42:17,498
{\ an8} Shane, urashobora kuvuga amacenga kuri njye,
ariko nzi ubwoko bwawe.
1760
01:42:17,565 --> 01:42:19,433
{\ an8} Urashaka gukubita iyi pusi yumukara
1761
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:23,337
{\ an8} birakomeye kuruta gukubita Windows
ya Capitol ku ya 6 Mutarama.
1762
01:42:23,404 --> 01:42:26,807
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bishimye]
1763
01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:32,413
{\ an8} [Sheryl]
Uzi uwo muswera muganira?
1764
01:42:36,017 --> 01:42:40,154
{\ an8} -Nzi ko ushaka kunswera.
- [abumva baseka]
1765
01:42:40,221 --> 01:42:42,757
{\ an8} 'Impamvu urushye
yo guswera mushiki wawe.
1766
01:42:42,823 --> 01:42:45,226
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1767
01:42:45,292 --> 01:42:46,494
{\ an8} Rero, urashaka guswera mushiki wawe nyawe.
1768
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:49,363
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1769
01:42:49,430 --> 01:42:51,332
{\ an8} Ibi byose byirabura hano.
1770
01:42:52,433 --> 01:42:54,568
{\ an8} Shane dick igenda ikomera.
1771
01:42:56,137 --> 01:43:00,374
{\ an8} -Ndizera ko urwana no guswera Lizzo…
- [abumva baseka]
1772
01:43:00,441 --> 01:43:03,177
{\ an8} -… no gutsindwa.
- [abumva baseka]
1773
01:43:03,244 --> 01:43:07,715
{\ an8} Ariko ntanumwe muri twe uzaswera
indogobe yawe yera-umuhungu.
1774
01:43:07,782 --> 01:43:10,151
{\ an8} Nibyo, birashoboka…
ahari nzabikora, sawa? (arimyoje)
1775
01:43:11,485 --> 01:43:15,356
{\ an8} Ndi mu ruzinduko rwitwa "Nkeneye Urugendo rw'akazi,"
rero, ngwino, nyoko, reka tugende.
1776
01:43:16,691 --> 01:43:17,992
Jay \ an8} Big Jay.
1777
01:43:18,059 --> 01:43:22,163
{\ an8} Noneho, mwiza, I… Big Jay, nyumva.
Wowe igitsina, ubona kiriya gituba.
1778
01:43:22,229 --> 01:43:23,764
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1779
01:43:23,831 --> 01:43:27,401
{\ an8} -Hariho hose usa na Guy Fieri.
- [abumva baseka]
1780
01:43:29,336 --> 01:43:33,874
{\ an8} Uzi ko dukunda gusangira, gutwara-ins,
na dicks, so, reka tugende, nyoko.
1781
01:43:33,941 --> 01:43:36,877
{\ an8} Ntabwo uri ibiryo gusa,
wowe ifunguro rya Thanksgiving ryuzuye.
1782
01:43:38,379 --> 01:43:43,150
{\ an8} Yabonye umubiri munini wumukinnyi wumupira wamaguru,
kandi nzi abakina umupira wamaguru.
1783
01:43:43,217 --> 01:43:46,921
{\ an8} -Nasweye Eagles zose za Philadelphia.
- [abumva baseka]
1784
01:43:46,987 --> 01:43:50,691
{\ an8 line Umurongo utera, umurongo wo kwirwanaho,
umuhuzabikorwa mubi,
1785
01:43:50,758 --> 01:43:52,493
{\ an8} umuhuzabikorwa wokwirwanaho, abakozi batoza,
1786
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:55,563
{\ an8} umuganga witsinda,
dude igurisha imbwa zishyushye,
1787
01:43:56,831 --> 01:43:59,934
{\ an8} umubyeyi
cyanditse ngo "Fly Eagle Fly."
1788
01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:01,135
{\ an8} Nanjye naramusweye.
1789
01:44:02,503 --> 01:44:05,473
{\ an8} -Iyo yari ikuzimu imwe y'ibirori.
- [abumva baseka]
1790
01:44:07,374 --> 01:44:10,244
{\ an8} Rero, Draymond, numvise uri umututsi.
1791
01:44:11,679 --> 01:44:15,182
{\ an8} [abumva booing]
1792
01:44:15,249 --> 01:44:17,151
{\ an8} Nibyiza, ngwino hano
hanyuma ukubite iki gituba hejuru.
1793
01:44:17,218 --> 01:44:20,621
{\ an8} -Muze, reka tugende.
- [abumva baseka]
1794
01:44:20,688 --> 01:44:22,256
{\ an8} Komeza kuzunguza teleprompter yawe.
1795
01:44:23,624 --> 01:44:26,761
{\ an8} Naguswera Draymond,
ariko ntinya uburebure.
1796
01:44:26,827 --> 01:44:28,662
{\ an8} Ndi 5'2 gusa.
1797
01:44:28,729 --> 01:44:31,766
{\ an8} ariko ndacyari ndende ya santimetero ebyiri
kurusha Kevin Hart,
1798
01:44:31,832 --> 01:44:33,801
{\ an8} ushobora kuba ufite imbeba ikomeye.
Banditse ibyo, baranditse.
1799
01:44:33,868 --> 01:44:35,202
{\ an8} Abazungu barabyanditse.
Abazungu…
1800
01:44:35,269 --> 01:44:36,670
{\ an8} -Abazungu… Ntabwo nigeze…
-Guswera nibyo?
1801
01:44:36,737 --> 01:44:39,140
{\ an8} Ndabivuze gusa kugirango mbone cheque,
umubyara, imana.
1802
01:44:39,206 --> 01:44:42,810
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
-Pete Davison, ndashaka kubimenya,
1803
01:44:42,877 --> 01:44:45,880
{\ an8} ibiri mubikinisho byawe
ibyo biratera utwo dusimba?
1804
01:44:45,946 --> 01:44:47,848
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1805
01:44:47,915 --> 01:44:48,949
{\ an8} Kandi ibyo aribyo byose,
1806
01:44:49,016 --> 01:44:52,219
{\ an8} urashobora kubishyira muri Handler ya Chelsea
none arashobora guhagarika guswera Abirabura?
1807
01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:54,522
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- [Sheryl] Mbabarira, Chelsea,
1808
01:44:54,588 --> 01:44:56,891
{\ an8} Nagombaga kuvuga uwo.
Baranyishyuye, baranyishyuye.
1809
01:44:56,957 --> 01:44:59,059
{\ an8} Ikibazo kuri dais,
1810
01:44:59,126 --> 01:45:04,298
{\ an8} ufite ibyirabura byinshi muri uyu mujyi,
njye cyangwa Chelsea Handler?
1811
01:45:04,365 --> 01:45:06,600
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
1812
01:45:06,667 --> 01:45:09,570
{\ an8} Igisubizo ni… Tony Hinchcliffe.
1813
01:45:09,637 --> 01:45:11,505
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1814
01:45:16,877 --> 01:45:18,679
{\ an8} [Sheryl] Kandi kuri mwese
abatekerezaga ko,
1815
01:45:18,746 --> 01:45:21,849
{\ an8} -watsindiye imodoka nshya.
- [abumva baseka]
1816
01:45:21,916 --> 01:45:24,018
{\ an8} Noneho reka tuganire kuri Kevin.
1817
01:45:24,084 --> 01:45:26,453
{\ an8} Oya, oya, oya, ngomba kubikora.
Kuri cheque, Ted yarambwiye.
1818
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:28,522
{\ an8} Ted ku manywa ya saa sita ati,
1819
01:45:28,589 --> 01:45:31,158
{\ an8} "Igituba, vuga iyi shitani
cyangwa ntabwo uhembwa. "
1820
01:45:32,526 --> 01:45:34,562
{\ an8} Ngomba gukora ibyo Ted yavuze.
1821
01:45:34,628 --> 01:45:36,230
{\ an8} Ngomba gukora ibyo nabonye, sawa.
1822
01:45:36,297 --> 01:45:37,932
{\ an8} Ntabwo nagiye kuvuga iyi shitani,
1823
01:45:37,998 --> 01:45:41,802
{\ an8} ariko njye na Kevin twahujije rimwe
mbere yuko ashyingirwa.
1824
01:45:41,869 --> 01:45:43,604
{\ an8} - [Kevin aseka]
- [abumva baseka]
1825
01:45:43,671 --> 01:45:45,739
{\ an8} Mbere yuko ashyingirwa.
1826
01:45:45,806 --> 01:45:47,575
{\ an8} Yagumye mu gituba cyanjye.
1827
01:45:47,641 --> 01:45:49,310
{\ an8} Nahambiriye umugozi mu ijosi
akamukuramo nka tampon.
1828
01:45:49,376 --> 01:45:51,679
{\ an8} -Komeza. (arimyoje)
- [abumva baseka]
1829
01:45:51,745 --> 01:45:53,747
{\ an8} Ibyo ntabwo biri muri porogaramu.
Mbabarira. (arimyoje)
1830
01:45:53,814 --> 01:45:58,018
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1831
01:45:58,085 --> 01:46:00,654
{\ an8} Kevin Hart arimo gupakira.
1832
01:46:00,721 --> 01:46:04,892
{\ an8} Kevin Hart arimo gupakira.
Arimo gupakira santimetero icumi mu ipantaro.
1833
01:46:04,959 --> 01:46:07,394
{\ an8} Ni amaguru ye,
ariko biracyari santimetero icumi. (aseka)
1834
01:46:07,461 --> 01:46:10,130
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1835
01:46:13,701 --> 01:46:17,271
{\ an8} Guswera Kevin byari byinshi
kureba firime.
1836
01:46:17,338 --> 01:46:20,107
{\ an8} -Iminota itanu yambere nibyiza…
- [Kevin aseka]
1837
01:46:21,775 --> 01:46:23,711
{\ an8}… noneho urategereje gusa
kugirango birangire.
1838
01:46:23,777 --> 01:46:25,913
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1839
01:46:25,980 --> 01:46:28,282
{\ an8} [Sheryl] Sinzi, bishobora kubona ubugome.
1840
01:46:28,349 --> 01:46:30,918
{\ an8} [aseka] Ugomba kubivuga.
1841
01:46:30,985 --> 01:46:33,821
{\ an8} -Ugomba kubivuga.
- [Sheryl] Nibyo, uriteguye?
1842
01:46:33,888 --> 01:46:35,556
{\ an8} -Yiteguye? (arimyoje)
-Ugomba kubivuga.
1843
01:46:35,623 --> 01:46:38,058
{\ an8} Utekereza ko aranguruye muri firime?
1844
01:46:38,125 --> 01:46:41,528
{\ an8} -Iyo twarimo duswera… [arimyoje]
- [abumva baseka]
1845
01:46:41,595 --> 01:46:45,132
{\ an8}… yarimo atera hejuru
no gutaka no kunyeganyega.
1846
01:46:45,199 --> 01:46:47,134
{\ an8} Navuze nti: "Uzafunga igituba…
1847
01:46:48,269 --> 01:46:50,537
{\ an8} mbere yuko umuntu atekereza
Ndareba imwe muri firime yawe? "
1848
01:46:50,604 --> 01:46:53,540
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- [abumva baseka]
1849
01:46:57,478 --> 01:47:03,017
{\ an8} [impundu n'amashyi]
1850
01:47:08,489 --> 01:47:11,191
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Yego, Sheryl!
-Byose.
1851
01:47:11,258 --> 01:47:14,194
{\ an8} Rero, ndashaka kuvuga ibi nurukundo rwose.
1852
01:47:14,261 --> 01:47:17,197
{\ an8} Wakoze ibyo twagusabye
gukora mu muco.
1853
01:47:17,264 --> 01:47:19,066
{\ an8} Waduhagarariye neza.
1854
01:47:19,133 --> 01:47:21,969
{\ an8} Wabaye umucuruzi ukomeye
n'umuhanzi ukomeye.
1855
01:47:22,036 --> 01:47:24,571
{\ an8} Uyu munsi, turishimye
guhagarara hano guteka,
1856
01:47:24,638 --> 01:47:28,075
{\ an8} 'kuberako twotsa gusa abo dukunda,
kandi turagukunda byukuri.
1857
01:47:28,142 --> 01:47:29,310
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Fuckin 'Sheryl.
-Ijoro ryiza.
1858
01:47:29,376 --> 01:47:33,280
{\ an8} [impundu n'amashyi]
1859
01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:49,029
{\ an8} - [Shane] Sheryl Underwood!
- [impundu n'amashyi]
1860
01:47:49,096 --> 01:47:51,165
{\ an8} Tegereza gato, tegereza gato.
1861
01:47:51,231 --> 01:47:54,301
{\ an8} Uyu mubyeyi wumukobwa arampobera akagenda,
"Ndacyashobora kubona kiriya gituba nubwo?"
1862
01:47:54,368 --> 01:47:56,437
{\ an8} - [aseka]
- (aseka)
1863
01:48:00,307 --> 01:48:03,544
{\ an8} -Komeza bigende kuri Bernie Smack.
- [abumva baseka]
1864
01:48:05,779 --> 01:48:07,181
{\ an8} [Shane]
Tekereza gusa kuriya, reka tugende.
1865
01:48:07,247 --> 01:48:09,616
{\ an8} Uh… [aseka]
1866
01:48:12,519 --> 01:48:14,154
{\ an8} Ariko, yego, ibyo byari ukuri…
Ntibyari bitangaje.
1867
01:48:14,221 --> 01:48:16,690
{\ an8} Iyi ni… Noneho, yego.
Ubu ni byiza. Ubu…
1868
01:48:16,757 --> 01:48:19,026
{\ an8} Mbere nari meze,
ibi ntabwo ari byiza nka Tom Brady yokeje.
1869
01:48:19,093 --> 01:48:21,395
{\ an8} -Ubu irumva ari nziza.
- [abumva baseka]
1870
01:48:22,529 --> 01:48:24,732
{\ an8 Hall Inzu ya Regina irahari, abantu bose.
Kora urusaku.
1871
01:48:24,798 --> 01:48:28,268
{\ an8} [impundu n'amashyi]
1872
01:48:29,636 --> 01:48:33,540
{\ an8} Bongeyeho umunota wanyuma,
nta kintu rwose mfite kuri we,
1873
01:48:33,607 --> 01:48:35,642
{\ an8} ariko dore urwenya
Ntabwo twashoboraga gukorera Sheryl.
1874
01:48:35,709 --> 01:48:39,646
{\ an8} Ni ikintu kijyanye na nyirasenge Jemima.
(arimyoje) Sinzi, byaciwe.
1875
01:48:39,713 --> 01:48:42,349
{\ an8} Byari byiza, wari kubikunda.
1876
01:48:42,416 --> 01:48:44,651
{\ an8} Tanga kuri Regina Hall, abantu bose.
Kora urusaku.
1877
01:48:44,718 --> 01:48:47,388
{\ an8} - [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
- [impundu n'amashyi]
1878
01:49:02,469 --> 01:49:03,637
{\ an8} Wow.
1879
01:49:08,742 --> 01:49:13,347
{\ an8} [impundu, amashyi]
1880
01:49:14,348 --> 01:49:16,050
{\ an8} Urakoze, Kevin.
1881
01:49:17,317 --> 01:49:18,986
{\ an8} Nibyiza cyane kuba hano.
1882
01:49:19,053 --> 01:49:23,157
{\ an8} Byarakomeye, urabizi, ndavuga,
ugomba kwicara hano ukakureba,
1883
01:49:23,223 --> 01:49:25,993
{\ an8} kandi ntushobora
kuganira inyuma.
1884
01:49:26,060 --> 01:49:29,496
{\ an8} Umuntu wese unzi arabizi
Nzi Kevin imyaka makumyabiri.
1885
01:49:29,563 --> 01:49:32,032
{\ an8} Nagiye mubyerekanwa bye byose.
1886
01:49:32,099 --> 01:49:33,200
{\ an8} Nibyo, ntabwo bose.
1887
01:49:33,267 --> 01:49:37,538
{\ an8} Nabonye firime ye, kandi nubwo bimeze bityo,
Ndacyari hano muri iri joro.
1888
01:49:37,604 --> 01:49:40,274
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
1889
01:49:40,340 --> 01:49:42,609
{\ an8} Oya, birakomeye, Kevin,
1890
01:49:42,676 --> 01:49:44,611
{\ an8} Nagiye numva
kuri abo bantu bose,
1891
01:49:44,678 --> 01:49:47,281
{\ an8} kandi sinkeka ko wari ubikwiye
kimwe muri ibyo bitutsi.
1892
01:49:48,449 --> 01:49:50,851
{\ an8} I-- Ndi hano mubyukuri nkinshuti nyayo.
1893
01:49:52,553 --> 01:49:56,090
{\ an8} Natekereje rero ko hari icyo nzasangira,
ibi ni inyangamugayo, byera,
1894
01:49:57,224 --> 01:49:59,626
{\ an8} ko wowe gusa ndabizi, Kevin.
1895
01:49:59,693 --> 01:50:02,963
{\ an8} Noneho, Kevin nanjye ndagenda--
dusubira inyuma, nkuko nabivuze,
1896
01:50:03,030 --> 01:50:06,333
{\ an8} kandi hari ikintu kimwe kidasanzwe
ibyo na Kevin gusa ndabizi.
1897
01:50:07,668 --> 01:50:12,272
{\ an8} Mama wa Kevin, Miss Nancy,
Imana iruhure ubugingo bwe,
1898
01:50:12,339 --> 01:50:14,608
{\ an8} aravugana
hamwe nanjye rimwe na rimwe.
1899
01:50:15,943 --> 01:50:18,212
{\ an8} Oya, mubyukuri nukuri.
1900
01:50:23,550 --> 01:50:26,386
{\ an8} Benshi, benshi, benshi, imyaka myinshi ishize,
1901
01:50:28,522 --> 01:50:31,792
{\ an8} uribuka igihe nahamagaye
ndakubwira
1902
01:50:31,859 --> 01:50:33,560
{\ an8} ko yavuze ngo ntukajye muri Vegas?
1903
01:50:38,632 --> 01:50:43,937
{\ an8} Ati: "Kevin, ntukajyeyo
kandi ku bw'impanuka guswera uriya mukobwa. "
1904
01:50:44,004 --> 01:50:46,907
{\ an8} Yavuze… Yavuze…
1905
01:50:46,974 --> 01:50:51,478
{\ an8} Oya, ati,
"Kevin, jya kuri 1515"
1906
01:50:51,545 --> 01:50:53,881
{\ an8} ariko nabyanditse nabi.
Uribuka?
1907
01:50:53,947 --> 01:50:56,083
{\ an8} Kuberako nari nanyoye iryo joro.
1908
01:50:56,150 --> 01:50:58,185
{\ an8} Yari azi ko hari kamera
muri icyo cyumba,
1909
01:50:58,252 --> 01:51:01,288
{\ an8} Kevin, aragerageza.
1910
01:51:01,355 --> 01:51:05,225
{\ an8} Ndashaka rero kuvuga ngo mbabarira,
Kevin, kuko ibyo byari kuri njye.
1911
01:51:05,292 --> 01:51:09,396
{\ an8} Ibyo byari bibi byanjye,
ariko iri joro, Kevin, narabibonye.
1912
01:51:09,463 --> 01:51:11,565
{\ an8} Ntabwo ngiye guhungabana.
1913
01:51:11,632 --> 01:51:12,633
{\ an8} Mfite ubwenge.
1914
01:51:14,101 --> 01:51:17,671
{\ an8} Nibyo, nuko nanditse ibindi bintu
ko nyoko,
1915
01:51:18,739 --> 01:51:22,209
{\ an8} ko yabigaragaje, kandi ndashaka
kubisoma muri iri joro.
1916
01:51:22,276 --> 01:51:23,310
{\ an8} Ibi nabonye neza.
1917
01:51:24,878 --> 01:51:28,649
{\ an8} "Kevin, ndagukunda,
kandi ndishimye cyane. "
1918
01:51:29,816 --> 01:51:31,985
{\ an8} "Watsindiye ishusho nziza yumwaka."
1919
01:51:32,052 --> 01:51:33,387
{\ an8} Yego, tegereza, oya, oya, ibyo ni ibyanjye.
1920
01:51:33,453 --> 01:51:34,454
{\ an8} Komera.
1921
01:51:35,989 --> 01:51:38,992
{\ an8} Kuberako utatsinze, Kevin.
1922
01:51:39,059 --> 01:51:40,494
{\ an8} Ariko urakoze, Miss Nancy.
1923
01:51:40,561 --> 01:51:42,796
{\ an8} Noneho, hano turagiye.
Hano tujya mubyukuri.
1924
01:51:42,863 --> 01:51:43,764
{\ an8} Kevin.
1925
01:51:43,830 --> 01:51:45,332
{\ an8} Nibyo.
1926
01:51:45,399 --> 01:51:47,434
{\ an8} Yabuze firime zawe.
1927
01:51:47,501 --> 01:51:50,771
{\ an8} Avuga ko batazamuka hariya
mwijuru kuko ari mwijuru.
1928
01:51:54,107 --> 01:51:58,779
{\ an8} Yego, yewe, ariko ati papa wawe
kubishimira bose aho ari.
1929
01:52:00,847 --> 01:52:01,915
{\ an8} Ibyo byari byiza cyane.
1930
01:52:03,584 --> 01:52:07,721
{\ an8} Avuga ko yicuza kuba adahari
kubwawe igihe so yapfiriye.
1931
01:52:07,788 --> 01:52:11,391
{\ an8} Yego, kugirango abashe kureba
uwo mubyeyi apfa.
1932
01:52:11,458 --> 01:52:12,759
{\ an8} [Kevin] Nibyo. Byose.
1933
01:52:14,428 --> 01:52:17,164
{\ an8} Bwira Kevin ayo ni amagambo, sawa?
1934
01:52:18,298 --> 01:52:23,403
{\ an8} Avuga ko ababajwe nuko
burigihe ufata umuvandimwe wawe neza,
1935
01:52:23,470 --> 01:52:26,106
{\ an8} ariko nibyo gusa
kuko yamukundaga cyane.
1936
01:52:28,775 --> 01:52:29,743
Ibyo birahagije, Regina.
1937
01:52:29,810 --> 01:52:30,811
{\ an8} Yego, tegereza, tegereza.
1938
01:52:32,112 --> 01:52:35,249
{\ an8} Noneho arimo avuga ko ntakubwiye
gukora ibyo.
1939
01:52:35,315 --> 01:52:39,353
{\ an8} Yego, oya, ibyo bijyanye no gutsindwa kwawe
ibikomoka ku bimera byihuse.
1940
01:52:39,419 --> 01:52:40,887
{\ an8} Nibyo. Byose.
1941
01:52:40,954 --> 01:52:43,156
Oya, oya, yavuze gusa,
1942
01:52:43,223 --> 01:52:46,126
nigga, wakuze
kuri Philly cheesesteaks.
1943
01:52:46,193 --> 01:52:48,695
Kuki udatangira urunigi
ya shit?
1944
01:52:48,762 --> 01:52:49,763
Mbabarira, Kevin.
1945
01:52:50,998 --> 01:52:52,099
Oya, oya, tegereza.
1946
01:52:52,165 --> 01:52:53,433
{\ an8} Komera, komeza.
1947
01:52:53,500 --> 01:52:54,801
{\ an8} Ibintu byinshi biraza.
1948
01:52:54,868 --> 01:52:56,670
{\ an8} Ninkaho ndi Oda Mae Brown hanze aha.
1949
01:52:56,737 --> 01:52:57,738
{\ an8} Komera.
1950
01:52:59,072 --> 01:53:00,073
{\ an8} Pete!
1951
01:53:05,212 --> 01:53:06,380
Oya, ibi biraryoshye.
1952
01:53:06,446 --> 01:53:07,748
{\ an8} Ndi hano gusa nurukundo iri joro.
1953
01:53:07,814 --> 01:53:09,549
{\ an8} Ntawe ugomba guhangayika.
1954
01:53:09,616 --> 01:53:15,489
{\ an8} Avuga ko papa wawe, agukumbuye,
kandi abona intsinzi yawe.
1955
01:53:16,490 --> 01:53:20,227
Ashaka kumenya icyo aricyo
nkunda guswera Kate Beckinsale,
1956
01:53:21,261 --> 01:53:25,165
Emily Ratatouille,
Ariana Gran--
1957
01:53:25,232 --> 01:53:27,200
Sinshobora kuvuga amazina yabo yose.
1958
01:53:27,267 --> 01:53:30,837
Ariana Grande…
Tuzabigeraho nyuma, Pete.
1959
01:53:32,572 --> 01:53:35,442
{\ an8} Avuga kandi ko warazwe ubunini bwawe
1960
01:53:35,509 --> 01:53:36,910
{\ an8} kuri we kandi urahawe ikaze.
1961
01:53:39,546 --> 01:53:45,652
{\ an8} Ati, bwira Big Jay nzamubona
mu byumweru bitatu.
1962
01:53:45,719 --> 01:53:47,020
{\ an8} [Kevin] Yego, shit.
1963
01:53:47,087 --> 01:53:49,022
Oh, shit.
1964
01:53:49,089 --> 01:53:51,058
{\ an8} Regina, ibyo birahagije.
1965
01:53:51,124 --> 01:53:52,125
{\ an8} -Regi--
-Bababaje.
1966
01:53:53,427 --> 01:53:58,465
{\ an8} Ati, yewe, Chelsea, abana bawe bose
hejuru kandi bashaka kuvuga…
1967
01:54:00,834 --> 01:54:01,868
{\ an8} Urakoze.
1968
01:54:03,170 --> 01:54:05,038
Wafashe umwanzuro mwiza.
1969
01:54:10,877 --> 01:54:15,048
{\ an8} Yavuze kandi ati:
Nakubwiye ko Teyana ashobora gutera igisasu.
1970
01:54:20,821 --> 01:54:21,822
Mbabarira.
1971
01:54:23,323 --> 01:54:25,225
{\ an8} Ndimo gukuramo gusa, basore.
1972
01:54:26,760 --> 01:54:28,862
{\ an8 thing Ikintu cya nyuma, amaherezo,
1973
01:54:28,929 --> 01:54:33,467
{\ an8} Miss Nancy ati, murakoze mwese
kuberako ndi hano kwishimira umuhungu wanjye.
1974
01:54:33,533 --> 01:54:35,102
{\ an8} Ndagukunda, Kevin Hart.
1975
01:54:39,906 --> 01:54:40,874
{\ an8} [arimyoje]
1976
01:54:42,509 --> 01:54:44,845
{\ an8} Ishimire mwijoro ryawe rinini.
1977
01:54:44,911 --> 01:54:46,747
{\ an8} Noneho-- Oh.
1978
01:54:47,981 --> 01:54:50,884
{\ an8} [arakoroye] ngomba gusubirayo
kuri Michael Clarke Duncan,
1979
01:54:50,951 --> 01:54:53,153
{\ an8} ninde wabaye ibirometero byimbitse
in pussy
1980
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:55,522
{\ an8} -mu mezi atatu ashize.
- [Kevin] Niki?
1981
01:54:55,589 --> 01:54:57,691
- [abumva baseka]
-Regina!
1982
01:54:57,758 --> 01:54:59,659
{\ an8} -Regina!
- [abahatana baseka]
1983
01:54:59,726 --> 01:55:02,028
{\ an8} Guswera nibyo?
1984
01:55:02,095 --> 01:55:04,264
Ni umunsi w'ababyeyi. (aseka)
1985
01:55:04,331 --> 01:55:05,832
Ihangane.
1986
01:55:07,100 --> 01:55:09,736
{\ an8} Yavuze ko bakora gari ya moshi mwijuru.
1987
01:55:09,803 --> 01:55:13,206
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
1988
01:55:17,677 --> 01:55:20,247
{\ an8} Tegereza, ushatse kuvuga iki irindi juru?
1989
01:55:21,415 --> 01:55:23,617
{\ an8} Ntabwo ari… [uhumeka neza]
1990
01:55:25,752 --> 01:55:27,621
-Ni iki? Guswera?
- [ahumeka neza]
1991
01:55:27,687 --> 01:55:30,290
-Ntukore! Regina, ndeba.
- [arimyoje] Mbabarira.
1992
01:55:30,357 --> 01:55:32,092
{\ an8} -Ntugaswera-- Ntukore--
- [Regina] Ntabwo nabivuze.
1993
01:55:32,159 --> 01:55:34,060
{\ an8} Hariho ibyiringiro kuri twe
mubuzima bwa nyuma, banyarwandakazi.
1994
01:55:34,127 --> 01:55:35,362
{\ an8} Barimo guswera hariya.
1995
01:55:35,429 --> 01:55:37,230
{\ an8} -Byose.
- [abumva baseka]
1996
01:55:38,265 --> 01:55:44,037
{\ an8} Mugusoza, ndashaka gusangira
kwibuka bivuye ku mutima mfite.
1997
01:55:44,104 --> 01:55:46,039
{\ an8} Na Kevin, ndashaka ko wumva ibi.
1998
01:55:47,073 --> 01:55:50,343
{\ an8} Nakoraga firime
nuko ngenda kuri set, abantu bose,
1999
01:55:50,410 --> 01:55:52,446
{\ an8} kutamenya icyo narimo.
2000
01:55:52,512 --> 01:55:55,882
{\ an8} Umuyobozi yarambwiye
ko nari nkeneye gukora ibintu bitagaragara
2001
01:55:55,949 --> 01:55:59,519
{\ an8} hamwe numubyeyi usetsa cyane
ko yigeze gukorana.
2002
01:55:59,586 --> 01:56:01,955
{\ an8} Yise ibikorwa kandi byari amarozi.
2003
01:56:02,022 --> 01:56:05,058
{\ an8} Natangajwe no kureba uyu mugabo akora.
2004
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:10,063
{\ an8} Byihuse, birasekeje cyane.
2005
01:56:10,130 --> 01:56:14,334
{\ an8} Uburebure bwe bunini
yarenze uburebure bw'umubiri.
2006
01:56:14,401 --> 01:56:18,038
{\ an8} - [Kevin araseka]
- [abumva baseka]
2007
01:56:18,104 --> 01:56:21,942
{\ an8} Sinzigera nibagirwa
uko yumvaga akorana na we.
2008
01:56:22,008 --> 01:56:25,779
{\ an8} Yari akomeye, kandi aracyariho.
2009
01:56:28,048 --> 01:56:31,218
{\ an8} [Katt] Ndi umuntu wanyuma bashaka
muri uyu mubyeyi ubyara hano.
2010
01:56:31,284 --> 01:56:33,920
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2011
01:56:33,987 --> 01:56:36,957
{\ an8} Yego, yego, Kevin.
2012
01:56:37,023 --> 01:56:39,025
{\ an8 gift Impano yanjye idasanzwe kuri wewe.
2013
01:56:40,393 --> 01:56:46,733
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Nundi murwa mukuru
guswera K bose,
2014
01:56:46,800 --> 01:56:49,202
{\ an8} -Katt Williams.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2015
01:56:49,269 --> 01:56:51,905
[guhindura insanganyamatsiko "Shaft" ikina]
2016
01:56:51,972 --> 01:56:54,007
[Imizi iririmba idasobanutse]
2017
01:56:59,613 --> 01:57:02,682
♪ Kevin aracyakureba ♪
2018
01:57:06,786 --> 01:57:10,757
type Ubwoko bwumuntu kevin hart
Nifuzaga ko ashobora kuba ♪
2019
01:57:15,495 --> 01:57:18,632
- [umuziki urangira]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2020
01:57:24,204 --> 01:57:27,040
{\ an8} Urakoze cyane, ndagushimiye.
2021
01:57:31,444 --> 01:57:32,646
{\ an8} Mwaramutse Kevin.
2022
01:57:32,712 --> 01:57:34,714
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2023
01:57:34,781 --> 01:57:35,782
Mwaramutse Katt.
2024
01:57:36,917 --> 01:57:39,185
{\ an8} Ndatangaye barantumiye.
2025
01:57:39,252 --> 01:57:41,655
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bishimye]
2026
01:57:41,721 --> 01:57:46,726
{\ an8} Nuburyo imbaraga nkeya yinyenyeri ufite.
Bagombaga gutangira gutumira abanzi bawe.
2027
01:57:48,128 --> 01:57:49,296
Navuze nti: "Ndamwanze."
2028
01:57:49,362 --> 01:57:51,331
-Bavuze bati: "Ngwino uko byagenda kose."
- (aseka)
2029
01:57:51,398 --> 01:57:54,034
[abumva baseka]
2030
01:57:54,100 --> 01:57:58,872
{\ an8} Kwicisha bugufi cyane kuba
ihene yawe ikaranze iri joro, Kevin.
2031
01:57:58,939 --> 01:58:00,540
{\ an8} Natsindiye igihembo cya Emmy,
2032
01:58:00,607 --> 01:58:03,877
{\ an8} ariko ibi birashoboka
ibikorwa byanjye byiza muri iri joro,
2033
01:58:03,944 --> 01:58:06,379
{\ an8} nkuko nigira nkaho uri ihene.
2034
01:58:06,446 --> 01:58:08,114
[abumva baseka]
2035
01:58:08,181 --> 01:58:12,552
{\ an8} Kubantu murugo, urimo kwibaza,
"Kuki umugabo wa Katt akora ibi?"
2036
01:58:13,787 --> 01:58:16,456
{\ an8} -Kubera amafaranga, igituba.
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
2037
01:58:16,523 --> 01:58:20,760
{\ an8} -Iyi ni umunsi mukuru wanjye wo gusetsa Riyadh.
- [abumva baseka]
2038
01:58:20,827 --> 01:58:22,629
Umwe gusa ufite ubugingo.
2039
01:58:24,998 --> 01:58:26,733
Kevin, uzumva
ibintu bimwe muri iri joro
2040
01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:28,902
ko utamenyereye.
2041
01:58:28,969 --> 01:58:31,071
Ibyo bintu byitwa punchlines.
2042
01:58:31,137 --> 01:58:33,974
- (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
2043
01:58:34,975 --> 01:58:40,180
{\ an8} Ese iyi deus nibyiza inganda
washobora gushyira hamwe kubakundwa Kev?
2044
01:58:41,881 --> 01:58:43,950
{\ an8} Sinzi neza niba Illuminati ari ukuri
2045
01:58:44,017 --> 01:58:47,654
{\ an8} cyangwa niba aribyo
verisiyo ntoya, ariko…
2046
01:58:47,721 --> 01:58:50,290
(aseka)
2047
01:58:52,525 --> 01:58:54,928
{\ an8} Kubo mwifatanije natwe gusa,
2048
01:58:56,463 --> 01:58:58,632
{\ an8} Jye na Kevin dufite inyama zinka.
2049
01:58:58,698 --> 01:59:00,066
{\ an8} Kandi nzakubwira impamvu.
2050
01:59:01,201 --> 01:59:05,305
'Tera wenyine, uyu mubyeyi
banyibye ibintu byose.
2051
01:59:05,372 --> 01:59:09,175
{\ an8} Mbere yuko abona ibikorwa byanjye,
yari umuzungu wa metero esheshatu-eshatu.
2052
01:59:09,242 --> 01:59:10,977
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2053
01:59:18,885 --> 01:59:21,755
{\ an8} Nagerageje kubwira y'all
ko Kevin Hart yari igihingwa.
2054
01:59:21,821 --> 01:59:23,690
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2055
01:59:23,757 --> 01:59:27,227
{\ an8} 'Impamvu nkomeje kumushyingura,
akomeza gusubira inyuma guswera.
2056
01:59:28,294 --> 01:59:29,596
Nkikimera.
2057
01:59:31,631 --> 01:59:34,734
{\ an8} Yego, navuze ibintu bimwe
Ndashaka gusubiza inyuma.
2058
01:59:36,069 --> 01:59:37,971
{\ an8} Ibintu bimwe navuze nabyumvise nabi.
2059
01:59:38,038 --> 01:59:41,207
{\ an8} Navuze ko Kevin yari
igikinisho cya Hollywood,
2060
01:59:41,274 --> 01:59:43,043
{\ an8} kandi ndashaka kubisobanura.
2061
01:59:44,544 --> 01:59:46,513
{\ an8} Kuberako bishobora kuba atari byo utekereza.
2062
01:59:46,579 --> 01:59:51,985
{\ an8} Nashakaga kuvuga ko umuyobozi wa Netflix
mubyukuri afite ikiganza cye cyose
2063
01:59:52,052 --> 01:59:55,755
{\ an8} hejuru ya Kevin
kandi irashobora gutuma akora ikintu cose.
2064
01:59:55,822 --> 01:59:58,024
[abumva baseka]
2065
02:00:00,760 --> 02:00:05,198
{\ an8} Kevin afite itegeko rimwe gusa
muri firime ye, nta N-jambo.
2066
02:00:06,433 --> 02:00:08,334
{\ an8} Kandi iryo jambo N ni "Oya."
2067
02:00:08,401 --> 02:00:09,903
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2068
02:00:09,969 --> 02:00:12,806
Ntabwo yigeze aswera yabivuze, nta na rimwe.
2069
02:00:12,872 --> 02:00:18,978
Filime iteye ubwoba 3, Kugenda,
Ishuri rya nijoro, Komera.
2070
02:00:19,045 --> 02:00:21,314
{\ an8} Nanze bose.
2071
02:00:21,381 --> 02:00:23,983
{\ an8} Impamvu ntabwo nari meze neza
kuba coon.
2072
02:00:24,050 --> 02:00:25,685
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2073
02:00:27,987 --> 02:00:30,757
{\ an8} Yagiye inyuma yanjye kubiciro bimwe.
2074
02:00:33,193 --> 02:00:35,862
{\ an8} Niba ugiye kubona film ya Kevin Hart,
ikore neza,
2075
02:00:35,929 --> 02:00:38,832
{\ an8} reba muri theatre yumukara
urashobora rero kumva amagambo nka,
2076
02:00:38,898 --> 02:00:40,834
{\ an8} "Ndashaka guswera mama
amafaranga asubizwe. "
2077
02:00:41,835 --> 02:00:43,636
{\ an8} Kandi "Ndashaka ko amafaranga yanjye asubira."
2078
02:00:44,804 --> 02:00:48,007
{\ an8} Cyangwa "Ibi ni bimwe,
Ndashaka ko amafaranga yanjye agaruka. "
2079
02:00:48,074 --> 02:00:50,844
(aseka)
2080
02:00:50,910 --> 02:00:53,012
Ndetse Urutare ntirushobora gukiza indogobe yawe.
2081
02:00:53,079 --> 02:00:54,614
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2082
02:00:54,681 --> 02:00:58,184
{\ an8} Kevin na Urutare bafite
icyo wita bromance.
2083
02:00:58,251 --> 02:01:02,088
{\ an8} Nibwo abakinnyi babiri baswera rwihishwa
amacenga.
2084
02:01:02,155 --> 02:01:04,357
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
2085
02:01:09,896 --> 02:01:13,066
{\ an8} Ariko mubyukuri, nigute ushobora kudakunda Kevin?
2086
02:01:13,133 --> 02:01:16,836
{\ an8} Abantu babiri gusa ni bo bakoze ibyo,
njye na se.
2087
02:01:16,903 --> 02:01:19,639
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
2088
02:01:19,706 --> 02:01:22,909
{\ an8} Kevin yigeze kuvuga niba umuhungu we ari gay,
yafata igikinisho
2089
02:01:22,976 --> 02:01:24,944
{\ an8} ukamukubita hejuru yumutwe,
2090
02:01:25,011 --> 02:01:28,782
{\ an8} aribwo buryo bwo guhuza ibitsina
guhohotera umwana.
2091
02:01:28,848 --> 02:01:31,151
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
2092
02:01:37,624 --> 02:01:39,959
{\ an8} Ariko ntushobora guhagarika Kevin Hart.
2093
02:01:41,060 --> 02:01:44,030
{\ an8} Ntushobora kubikora. Yakozwe muri Teflon.
2094
02:01:45,365 --> 02:01:49,402
{\ an8} Bagerageje kumuhagarika
kuberako kuba abaryamana bahuje ibitsina kandi simbibona.
2095
02:01:49,469 --> 02:01:53,139
{\ an8} Ndavuga umusore wataye umutwe
hamwe no guhaha no kwinezeza,
2096
02:01:53,206 --> 02:01:55,441
{\ an8} burigihe izengurutswe ninshuti icumi
2097
02:01:55,508 --> 02:02:00,246
{\ an8} na Chelsea Handler hanyuma basiga amavuta
igice cyubaka umubiri wa Samoa,
2098
02:02:00,313 --> 02:02:03,449
{\ an8} na resitora y'ibikomoka ku bimera
akagura ipantaro yoga.
2099
02:02:03,516 --> 02:02:07,654
{\ an8} Utekereza ko uriya musore ari abaryamana bahuje ibitsina?
Uwo musore ni umugani, igituba.
2100
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:09,556
{\ an8} -Ntabwo.
- [abumva baseka]
2101
02:02:09,622 --> 02:02:14,093
[Katt] Nguwo umugabo wigitsina gabo nigeze mbona.
Wishe, mwamikazi. Urabikora.
2102
02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:15,862
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
2103
02:02:19,132 --> 02:02:22,001
{\ an8} Bagerageje guhagarika Kevin
ku mashyaka ya Diddy.
2104
02:02:23,403 --> 02:02:25,371
{\ an8} Bamushinje ibirego.
2105
02:02:26,372 --> 02:02:28,708
{\ an8} Ariko ndashimira amavuta yumwana yose…
2106
02:02:28,775 --> 02:02:30,643
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2107
02:02:30,710 --> 02:02:32,212
{\ an8}… ibirego ntibyakomeje.
2108
02:02:36,382 --> 02:02:40,954
{\ an8} Kevin uzwi cyane yari kumurongo wa--
(Urwenya) Agace.
2109
02:02:41,020 --> 02:02:42,856
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2110
02:02:44,290 --> 02:02:47,060
{\ an8} Kevin yari mu birori bya Diddy,
2111
02:02:47,126 --> 02:02:50,663
{\ an8} ariko mu kwiregura kwe, byari gusa
'impamvu Diddy yatekereje ko afite imyaka icumi.
2112
02:02:50,730 --> 02:02:52,765
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2113
02:02:56,035 --> 02:02:59,873
{\ an8} Kevin yakiriye
ibirori byo gusohora inyandiko kuri P. Diddy.
2114
02:02:59,939 --> 02:03:03,209
{\ an8} Hariho nimero yanditse
yo kurekura ku buriri,
2115
02:03:03,276 --> 02:03:07,714
{\ an8} muri pisine, hasi,
ahantu hose ariko amasuka.
2116
02:03:07,780 --> 02:03:10,516
[abumva baseka]
2117
02:03:10,583 --> 02:03:15,054
Ariko ndashaka gusobanuka,
gusa kubera ko Kevin yagiye mu birori bya Diddy
2118
02:03:15,121 --> 02:03:17,924
ntibisobanura ko yakoze ikintu kibi.
2119
02:03:19,092 --> 02:03:21,861
{\ an8} Kuba acecetse byose
iyo uzanye…
2120
02:03:21,928 --> 02:03:24,764
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2121
02:03:24,831 --> 02:03:26,733
{\ an8}… bivuze ko yakoze ikintu kibi.
2122
02:03:26,799 --> 02:03:29,736
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
- (aseka)
2123
02:03:33,840 --> 02:03:37,510
Nyamara abantu bamuha ibihembo. (Arakoroye)
2124
02:03:39,646 --> 02:03:43,383
{\ an8} Kevin, Mfite igitekerezo cya firime
aho usubira inyuma,
2125
02:03:43,449 --> 02:03:46,619
{\ an8} na Mark Twain afata
igihembo cye cyo guswera nyina
2126
02:03:46,686 --> 02:03:49,155
{\ an8} -kandi akwita N-ijambo.
- [abumva baseka]
2127
02:03:49,222 --> 02:03:53,092
Noneho, iyo ni firime nziza,
nzi rero ko uzayitambutsa.
2128
02:03:56,229 --> 02:03:57,697
{\ an8} Nibyiza, umva.
2129
02:03:57,764 --> 02:04:01,734
{\ an8} Nashoboraga kugenda ijoro ryose nanga
kuri Kevin Hart. Nabitunganije.
2130
02:04:01,801 --> 02:04:04,103
{\ an8} [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
2131
02:04:05,238 --> 02:04:07,006
- [Katt] Ariko mugihe runaka…
- (aseka)
2132
02:04:08,041 --> 02:04:11,878
Ugomba kwireba wenyine
mu ndorerwamo hanyuma uvuge,
2133
02:04:11,945 --> 02:04:15,982
"Ndashaka rwose kugira inyama z'inka
hamwe n'urukwavu, Urubura,
2134
02:04:16,049 --> 02:04:18,351
kuva Ubuzima bwibanga bwibikoko 2? "
2135
02:04:18,418 --> 02:04:20,420
[abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
2136
02:04:23,089 --> 02:04:24,624
{\ an8} Yego, ndabikora, Kevin.
2137
02:04:25,925 --> 02:04:26,926
{\ an8} Yego, ndabikora.
2138
02:04:28,428 --> 02:04:30,496
{\ an8} Umubyeyi ntago yakina
urukwavu rwirabura.
2139
02:04:30,563 --> 02:04:34,467
{\ an8} -Ushobora kwiyumvisha coonery?
- [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
2140
02:04:34,534 --> 02:04:37,303
{\ an8} Ndi hanze. Ijoro ryiza, Inglewood.
Urakoze cyane.
2141
02:04:37,370 --> 02:04:40,740
{\ an8} - [abumva baseka, bakoma amashyi]
- [Kevin] Ninde, ninde, ninde, ninde, ninde.
2142
02:04:40,807 --> 02:04:43,743
Tegereza, Katt, Katt, tegereza. Komera.
2143
02:04:43,810 --> 02:04:46,746
Mpa,
mpa umunota umwe wo guswera.
2144
02:04:47,747 --> 02:04:51,584
Njye n'uyu mugabo twabaye
kutumvikana kumyaka kumyaka.
2145
02:04:51,651 --> 02:04:54,587
Urasohoka hano,
gutungurwa rwose,
2146
02:04:54,654 --> 02:04:56,189
ariko Katt, ndashobora kwicara ndashobora kukureba,
2147
02:04:56,255 --> 02:04:59,325
Ndashobora guseka,
kuberako ndi umufana uswera mbere, sawa?
2148
02:04:59,392 --> 02:05:02,395
-Ndi umufana mbere.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2149
02:05:02,462 --> 02:05:06,165
Katt, dufite amahirwe
mu gihe nyacyo,
2150
02:05:06,232 --> 02:05:10,269
iyi ni televiziyo nzima,
gushira inyama zinka zacu zo guswera inyuma yacu.
2151
02:05:10,336 --> 02:05:14,474
Ndagutanze
ishami rya elayo.
2152
02:05:14,540 --> 02:05:17,543
Ndashaka kuba umuvandimwe,
Ndashaka kuba inshuti.
2153
02:05:17,610 --> 02:05:19,445
Katt, ndashaka gukomeza.
2154
02:05:19,512 --> 02:05:23,049
-Ese dushobora gukomeza, muntu? Turashobora gukomeza?
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2155
02:05:25,852 --> 02:05:27,086
Katt Williams inshuro imwe,
2156
02:05:27,153 --> 02:05:28,988
banyarwandakazi,
Katt fucking Williams.
2157
02:05:29,055 --> 02:05:30,890
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2158
02:05:37,630 --> 02:05:42,035
{\ an8} Nibyiza, bite?
Abo basore bato bato kuba inshuti.
2159
02:05:43,870 --> 02:05:45,505
{\ an8} Birasekeje cyane,
nkaho hari icyo bazakora.
2160
02:05:45,571 --> 02:05:48,608
{\ an8} "Uzakora iki?" Ceceka.
2161
02:05:48,674 --> 02:05:53,646
{\ an8} Guswera umugabo ibiro 220 kuba nka,
"urashaka guhonda inyama z'inka cyangwa iki?"
2162
02:05:53,713 --> 02:05:55,081
{\ an8} Hagarika. (arimyoje)
2163
02:05:56,516 --> 02:05:58,551
Ni bake cyane, ninde ubitayeho?
2164
02:06:01,054 --> 02:06:02,822
{\ an8} [arimyoje]
2165
02:06:02,889 --> 02:06:07,193
{\ an8} Noneho, kwerekana Kevin
n'impano idasanzwe yatanzwe na Compton,
2166
02:06:07,260 --> 02:06:10,329
{\ an8} Californiya, Udushushanyo two muri Amerika,
Venus na Serena Williams.
2167
02:06:10,396 --> 02:06:13,166
{\ an8} - [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2168
02:06:26,913 --> 02:06:29,649
- [umuziki urangira]
- [impundu, amashyi]
2169
02:06:29,715 --> 02:06:33,152
{\ an8} Twatsindiye amazina make ya Grand Slam?
2170
02:06:33,219 --> 02:06:37,123
{\ an8} Mirongo ine n'umunani mubyukuri hagati yacu
n'imidari umunani ya zahabu.
2171
02:06:38,124 --> 02:06:40,693
{\ an8} Twiswe ihene
muburyo bwacu.
2172
02:06:40,760 --> 02:06:43,229
{\ an8} Twitwa kandi
gukora uyu mugoroba.
2173
02:06:43,296 --> 02:06:45,498
{\ an8} Kandi ntabwo twavuze inshuro eshatu.
2174
02:06:46,833 --> 02:06:49,669
{\ an8} Ariko Kevin ni inshuti, nuko turi hano.
2175
02:06:49,735 --> 02:06:52,839
{\ an8} Ariko ikibazo cyacu gisigaye,
URI Ihene?
2176
02:06:52,905 --> 02:06:55,274
{\ an8} None ibihembo ki Kevin afite?
Ni Oscar?
2177
02:06:55,341 --> 02:06:58,244
{\ an8} -Oya, oya, oya.
-Okay, Emmy, nibyo?
2178
02:06:58,311 --> 02:07:00,480
{\ an8} -Oya.
-Grammy?
2179
02:07:00,546 --> 02:07:02,949
{\ an8} -Oya, mubyukuri uwo ni umukobwa wacu, Lizzo.
-Hey, Lizzo.
2180
02:07:03,015 --> 02:07:05,284
- [Serena] Hey.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2181
02:07:05,351 --> 02:07:07,420
{\ an8} Natekereje ko yavuze ko afite EGOT.
2182
02:07:07,487 --> 02:07:10,623
{\ an8} Yabikoze, ariko nko muri,
nta bihembo yabonye.
2183
02:07:10,690 --> 02:07:12,658
{\ an8} [byombi arasetsa]
2184
02:07:12,725 --> 02:07:16,796
Nibyo, sawa. Ariko ntukeneye
kugira igihembo cyo kuba Ihene.
2185
02:07:16,863 --> 02:07:19,899
Urashobora kuba Ihene yibintu byinshi.
2186
02:07:19,966 --> 02:07:23,035
{\ an8} Nibyiza, birashoboka ko ari ihene
ya rappe yubusa.
2187
02:07:23,102 --> 02:07:25,104
{\ an8} Oya, ndatekereza ko aricyo gitekerezo cyabirabura.
2188
02:07:25,171 --> 02:07:27,240
{\ an8} [abumva bishimye]
2189
02:07:27,306 --> 02:07:29,609
[Serena]
Nibyiza, none birashoboka ko ari Ihene yumupira wamaguru?
2190
02:07:29,675 --> 02:07:31,978
{\ an8} Oya, ni Tom Brady.
Numvise ko yamaze kugenda.
2191
02:07:32,044 --> 02:07:33,880
{\ an8} Mvugishije ukuri, ntabwo ndamushinja.
2192
02:07:33,946 --> 02:07:36,816
{\ an8} Ndakeka ko G igomba guhagarara
kuri "ukomeye,"
2193
02:07:36,883 --> 02:07:38,751
{\ an8} cyangwa ntigomba guhagarara kubikomeye.
2194
02:07:38,818 --> 02:07:41,954
{\ an8} Yego. Ahari bisobanura gushimira?
2195
02:07:42,021 --> 02:07:44,257
{\ an8} Yego, birashoboka ko bisobanura gushimira.
2196
02:07:44,323 --> 02:07:47,860
Urabizi, ntugomba kuba mukuru.
Ntugomba kuba igihangange.
2197
02:07:47,927 --> 02:07:50,930
Birashoboka ko ari mwiza.
Birashoboka ko ari mwiza mubihe byose.
2198
02:07:50,997 --> 02:07:53,232
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Ni igihe cyiza.
2199
02:07:53,299 --> 02:07:56,736
{\ an8} Ni ibihe byiza rwose.
Amavuta yumwana.
2200
02:07:56,802 --> 02:08:02,208
{\ an8} Ariko bikomeye… [aseka]… bikomeye,
Kevin, nta kindi twabonye uretse urukundo.
2201
02:08:02,275 --> 02:08:04,477
{\ an8} -Turagukunda.
-Turagukunda cyane.
2202
02:08:04,544 --> 02:08:07,880
Kandi nkuko mubizi muri tennis,
urukundo ntacyo bivuze.
2203
02:08:07,947 --> 02:08:10,917
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2204
02:08:11,918 --> 02:08:15,588
{\ an8} Ariko kubera ko tutashakaga kugutererana
nta kindi na kimwe,
2205
02:08:15,655 --> 02:08:17,957
{\ an8} twabazaniye
impeta y'ihene yifuzwa cyane,
2206
02:08:18,024 --> 02:08:20,526
{\ an8} dutanga
ku bashyitsi b'icyubahiro.
2207
02:08:20,593 --> 02:08:21,527
Hano uragiye.
2208
02:08:21,594 --> 02:08:23,396
Mana yanjye. Iyo ni impeta kuri njye?
2209
02:08:23,462 --> 02:08:27,233
{\ an8} [Venus] Ni impeta kuri wewe.
Ngwino. Uzamuke hano.
2210
02:08:27,300 --> 02:08:29,068
{\ an8} -Hariho ujya.
-Oh, Mana yanjye.
2211
02:08:29,135 --> 02:08:33,472
{\ an8} Kandi niba utabishaka, urashobora kubisunika
ibice bibiri kuva hano, urabizi.
2212
02:08:33,539 --> 02:08:35,107
{\ an8} -Yego, sawa.
-Oya, ndabishaka.
2213
02:08:35,174 --> 02:08:36,742
{\ an8} Yego, n'ikindi kintu kimwe.
Urashobora kwicara?
2214
02:08:36,809 --> 02:08:38,411
{\ an8} -Yego, birababaje.
-Iyi ni yo mwanya wacu.
2215
02:08:38,477 --> 02:08:39,812
{\ an8} [byombi arasetsa]
2216
02:08:39,879 --> 02:08:44,984
{\ an8 production Kevin Hart umusaruro ntiwaba wuzuye
udafite uyu mugabo umwe.
2217
02:08:47,587 --> 02:08:50,089
{\ an8} ["Tuzagutererana" imvugo ikina]
2218
02:08:50,156 --> 02:08:52,091
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2219
02:08:53,793 --> 02:08:57,530
will Tuzabikora, tuzagutigisa ♪
2220
02:08:59,465 --> 02:09:03,636
will Tuzabikora, tuzagutigisa ♪
2221
02:09:06,872 --> 02:09:10,176
[abumva bishimye]
2222
02:09:12,678 --> 02:09:14,847
Hanyuma!
2223
02:09:17,483 --> 02:09:20,152
-Urugo rwa papa.
- [abumva bishimye]
2224
02:09:31,797 --> 02:09:36,502
Yego. Tugiye gushira
kerosene zimwe kuriyi njangwe.
2225
02:09:37,837 --> 02:09:41,073
Tugiye gutwika uyu mubyeyi.
2226
02:09:43,643 --> 02:09:46,579
-Ni ibiki, Inglewood?
- [abumva bishimye]
2227
02:09:58,824 --> 02:10:00,593
Umuhungu wanjye, Aaron Donald.
2228
02:10:00,660 --> 02:10:02,862
Ibi nibyo ukora muri pansiyo.
Ibyo byarakuweho.
2229
02:10:02,928 --> 02:10:04,263
Uramfitiye imyitozo.
2230
02:10:31,991 --> 02:10:33,693
[Dwayne] Mwah, mwah, mwah!
2231
02:10:48,240 --> 02:10:53,045
{\ an8} Nzi icyo JLo atekereza,
urakoze guswera Urutare rugeze.
2232
02:10:53,112 --> 02:10:55,047
{\ an8} Yego, ndi hano.
2233
02:10:56,816 --> 02:10:57,817
{\ an8} Hanyuma.
2234
02:10:58,984 --> 02:11:04,056
{\ an8} Nategereje ubuzima bwanjye bwose kubwibi,
aho nshobora kuza kuri Kevin Hart ikaranze.
2235
02:11:04,123 --> 02:11:05,491
{\ an8} -Nashobora kwishimisha.
- [abitabiriye ikiganiro] Ninde!
2236
02:11:05,558 --> 02:11:07,159
{\ an8} Ninde! Murakoze.
2237
02:11:07,226 --> 02:11:10,262
{\ an8} Kandi nashoboraga kuvuga gusa shit.
2238
02:11:15,668 --> 02:11:19,305
{\ an8} Ubufaransa Viagra buri munzu.
2239
02:11:21,107 --> 02:11:24,610
{\ an8} Noneho iyi kotsa
Irashobora kugenda ijoro ryose.
2240
02:11:27,213 --> 02:11:29,248
Bake, Netflix.
2241
02:11:29,315 --> 02:11:31,083
Tudum, ababyara.
2242
02:11:33,285 --> 02:11:36,389
{\ an8} Noneho, nzi ibyo mwese mutekereza
ni uko ndi hano
2243
02:11:36,455 --> 02:11:40,860
gutwara \ an8} gutwara undi
shitty Kevin Hart.
2244
02:11:40,926 --> 02:11:43,562
{\ an8} Ariko rimwe, ntabwo aribyo.
2245
02:11:43,629 --> 02:11:45,498
{\ an8} Mubyukuri ndi hano iri joro
kuko umuntu akeneye
2246
02:11:45,564 --> 02:11:48,234
{\ an8} guhekenya ibiryo bya Kevin
akamucira mu kanwa.
2247
02:11:49,935 --> 02:11:53,072
Ntabwo aribyo,
shokora yanjye ntoya?
2248
02:11:55,141 --> 02:11:57,009
{\ an8} Urasetsa kuko nukuri.
2249
02:11:59,078 --> 02:12:01,247
{\ an8} Mwaramutse, Kevin. Ceceka.
2250
02:12:03,716 --> 02:12:05,751
Mwaramutse, inyenyeri zitamenyekana zitari firime.
2251
02:12:14,326 --> 02:12:17,897
{\ an8} Ntanumwe muri mwe,
mwa bahungu b'ibisimba,
2252
02:12:17,963 --> 02:12:21,367
{\ an8} ntanumwe muri mwe ufite uburenganzira bwo kuvuga shit
kubyerekeye Kevin akamushyira hasi.
2253
02:12:21,434 --> 02:12:25,237
{\ an8} Nta numwe muri mwe ufite uburenganzira bwo kuvuga shit
kubyerekeye akantu kanjye gatwitse Oompa Loompa.
2254
02:12:26,939 --> 02:12:28,407
Ninjye wenyine.
2255
02:12:28,474 --> 02:12:30,276
{\ an8} Nzi umusore wese kuri iyi dais
2256
02:12:30,342 --> 02:12:32,545
{\ an8} bari kwikuramo ubwabo
niba narafashe.
2257
02:12:33,579 --> 02:12:36,482
{\ an8} Nzi umusore umwe waswera
niba naramunize.
2258
02:12:38,918 --> 02:12:40,920
Reka kumwenyura, Jeff.
2259
02:12:40,986 --> 02:12:43,155
[inaudible]
2260
02:12:45,291 --> 02:12:47,259
{\ an8} Jeff Ross, nshuti zanjye, nishimiye kukubona.
2261
02:12:48,461 --> 02:12:50,863
-Nibyiza kukubona, nanjye ndagukunda.
-Murakoze.
2262
02:12:52,198 --> 02:12:56,969
Uzi aho nkomoka,
dufite ijambo kubasore nkawe, ibinure.
2263
02:13:01,941 --> 02:13:06,378
{\ an8} Ukuntu guswera kwinshi ari Jeff Ross kurubu
muri iyi myambaro itukura?
2264
02:13:07,680 --> 02:13:08,914
Jeff arakabije,
2265
02:13:08,981 --> 02:13:11,951
ni ingaragu afite imyaka mirongo itandatu
utarigeze ashyingirwa
2266
02:13:12,017 --> 02:13:16,889
kandi nta n'umwe yigeze agira
yatanze igitekerezo ko ashobora kuba abaryamana bahuje igitsina.
2267
02:13:21,227 --> 02:13:23,195
[inaudible]
2268
02:13:23,262 --> 02:13:25,030
{\ an8} -Wari kunswera?
- [Jeff] Yego.
2269
02:13:25,097 --> 02:13:28,000
{\ an8} Mana, erega ntabwo naguswera,
icara rero uceceke.
2270
02:13:29,702 --> 02:13:31,971
{\ an8} Kandi icyo guswera
urasetsa, Shane?
2271
02:13:34,607 --> 02:13:35,774
Ngiye kumushakira.
2272
02:13:36,976 --> 02:13:40,579
Shane, kubera iki? (aseka)
2273
02:13:41,981 --> 02:13:44,683
'Kubera ko nasinze
kandi uzabona, nibyo.
2274
02:13:44,750 --> 02:13:48,420
Shane, niba uri hano iri joro,
noneho ninde uri hanze mumashyamba
2275
02:13:48,487 --> 02:13:52,124
gufata kungufu
kugeza igihe bavuza induru?
2276
02:13:52,191 --> 02:13:56,061
[Imizi ikina umuziki wa banjo]
2277
02:13:58,063 --> 02:13:59,365
Yoo, ceceka, Imizi.
2278
02:14:01,800 --> 02:14:04,904
Niba ugiye gucuranga indirimbo yo guswera,
kuyikina neza, uhereye kuri Gutanga.
2279
02:14:04,970 --> 02:14:07,706
[ijwi]
2280
02:14:07,773 --> 02:14:09,942
{\ an8} Sinzi icyo guswera
wakinnye gusa.
2281
02:14:15,114 --> 02:14:16,482
{\ an8} [arimyoje] Arasa, ntamafaranga.
2282
02:14:16,549 --> 02:14:18,751
{\ an8} Byose, neza,
guswera, ibyo ntabwo arikibazo cyanjye.
2283
02:14:21,954 --> 02:14:23,622
{\ an8} Urabizi…
2284
02:14:23,689 --> 02:14:28,394
{\ an8} Urabizi, Shane Gillis
kandi mubyukuri nakoranye rimwe.
2285
02:14:28,460 --> 02:14:31,864
{\ an8 story Inkuru y'ukuri.
Uramwenyura kuko nukuri.
2286
02:14:31,931 --> 02:14:33,265
Byarabaye.
2287
02:14:33,332 --> 02:14:36,468
{\ an8} Kandi yarimo atera uburemere
hirya no hino ndumirwa.
2288
02:14:36,535 --> 02:14:38,237
{\ an8} Urabizi, yari umusore ubereye.
2289
02:14:39,338 --> 02:14:42,942
{\ an8} Ariko ntabwo bikwiye,
ntabwo bihuye neza na nyina.
2290
02:14:43,008 --> 02:14:46,712
Oya, inkuru y'impamo.
Ako gasimba kari gafite paki esheshatu.
2291
02:14:47,780 --> 02:14:50,449
Buri joro yari atwite Shane.
2292
02:14:56,055 --> 02:14:57,423
{\ an8} Uranywa 'kuberako arukuri.
2293
02:15:00,993 --> 02:15:02,995
{\ an8} Kandi umwe mubyo nkunda, muraho, Chelsea.
2294
02:15:04,797 --> 02:15:06,465
Ninde!
2295
02:15:06,532 --> 02:15:07,533
Urasa neza.
2296
02:15:09,468 --> 02:15:12,304
Umuntu wese, yego, yego. Chelsea, by the way.
2297
02:15:17,376 --> 02:15:18,644
{\ an8} Ntugasambane na Chelsea.
2298
02:15:20,112 --> 02:15:22,348
{\ an8} Abantu bose bari hano.
Baje bakuvugaho ibyawe.
2299
02:15:22,414 --> 02:15:25,918
{\ an8} Ibyo ntibyoroshye gukora. Ufashe ibyawe.
Uri umukecuru gusa hano hejuru.
2300
02:15:25,985 --> 02:15:29,822
{\ an8} Ndashaka gusohoka hano kandi ndashaka
guha Chelsea indabyo.
2301
02:15:29,888 --> 02:15:32,157
Ndashaka gufata umunota,
yego, ndashaka gufata umunota
2302
02:15:32,224 --> 02:15:34,760
gushimira Chelsea kuko BET gusa
2303
02:15:34,827 --> 02:15:37,896
yamuhaye poontang
igihembo cya Lifetime Achievement Award.
2304
02:15:39,231 --> 02:15:40,399
Nukuri, nibyo, Kevin?
2305
02:15:40,466 --> 02:15:43,469
Yego. Nibyo, igihembo nkunda.
2306
02:15:44,637 --> 02:15:47,640
{\ an8} Chelsea iherutse kuvuga,
gushyingirwa bishaje.
2307
02:15:47,706 --> 02:15:51,644
{\ an8} Ariko wibuke, Chelsea,
nanone igihe cyashize ni ugupfa wenyine.
2308
02:15:58,951 --> 02:16:00,786
{\ an8} Chelsea nayo yavuze ko adashobora kuvangura amoko
2309
02:16:00,853 --> 02:16:02,788
{\ an8} kuko aswera abasore benshi b'Abirabura.
2310
02:16:04,923 --> 02:16:07,493
{\ an8} Bimeze nka Tony
kuvuga ko adashobora kuba abaryamana bahuje ibitsina
2311
02:16:07,559 --> 02:16:09,495
{\ an8} kuko aswera abasore benshi b'Abirabura.
2312
02:16:13,499 --> 02:16:17,503
{\ an8} Tony, reba nawe, wowe sassy bigot.
2313
02:16:22,675 --> 02:16:27,479
{\ an8} Urasa, ngiye guteka,
urasa na nyir'igihingwa
2314
02:16:27,546 --> 02:16:29,548
{\ an8} utuma imbata ze zikora umuziki.
2315
02:16:43,295 --> 02:16:45,297
{\ an8} Draymond ari munzu, umusore wanjye.
2316
02:16:50,969 --> 02:16:54,106
{\ an8} Tegereza isegonda, yewe,
Draymond, iryo ni ryo zina ryawe, sibyo?
2317
02:16:54,173 --> 02:16:56,675
{\ an8} Nguwo umuhungu wanjye.
Natekerezaga kuri ibi, urabizi.
2318
02:16:57,810 --> 02:17:00,479
{\ an8} Mu ndogobe zose zikonje
Amazina yumukara ushobora kugira,
2319
02:17:00,546 --> 02:17:03,916
{\ an8} nicyo guswera cyane
Izina ry'umukara Nigeze kumva.
2320
02:17:03,982 --> 02:17:07,419
{\ an8} Kuberako ibyo wakoze byose byashyizwe D.
imbere ya Raymond.
2321
02:17:09,688 --> 02:17:12,157
{\ an8} Yego. Ni uguswera dretarded.
2322
02:17:21,166 --> 02:17:23,902
{\ an8} Kandi hejuru yibyo byose,
izina ryawe ridindiza,
2323
02:17:23,969 --> 02:17:25,971
{\ an8 team ikipe yawe yavuye muri play off.
2324
02:17:28,640 --> 02:17:32,244
{\ an8} Noneho ndavuga gusa,
'kuberako uri umuhungu wanjye kandi ndagukunda,
2325
02:17:32,311 --> 02:17:34,213
{\ an8} ahari igihe kirageze cyo kuruhuka.
2326
02:17:36,148 --> 02:17:37,516
{\ an8} Mumbabarire, to dretire.
2327
02:17:41,553 --> 02:17:45,824
{\ an8} Na Pete Davidson, umuhungu wanjye,
wowe fraky muto mama.
2328
02:17:47,760 --> 02:17:50,662
{\ an8} Turasubira inyuma, Pete.
Yego, turabikora.
2329
02:17:50,729 --> 02:17:54,166
{\ an8} Urasa numusore wumuzungu
gukora umukara ukora umweru.
2330
02:17:54,233 --> 02:17:55,901
{\ an8} Niki guswera?
2331
02:17:55,968 --> 02:17:57,069
[inaudible]
2332
02:17:57,136 --> 02:17:59,338
[Dwayne] Ukuntu guswera, nanjye ndagukunda.
2333
02:18:03,008 --> 02:18:05,344
{\ an8} Kandi hari ukuntu uracyariho
umusore mwiza-mwiza
2334
02:18:05,410 --> 02:18:08,280
{\ an8} kuriyi dais kugeza nerekanye.
Ni njye gusa nawe.
2335
02:18:10,315 --> 02:18:11,316
Ceceka, Kevin.
2336
02:18:12,918 --> 02:18:15,187
{\ an8} Kandi ndashaka gufata akanya
gutanga induru gusa,
2337
02:18:15,254 --> 02:18:17,990
{\ an8} guha indabyo abadamu bose hejuru
kuri iyi dais.
2338
02:18:21,293 --> 02:18:25,364
{\ an8} Mwese murareba
nziza, nziza, igitsina.
2339
02:18:29,067 --> 02:18:30,869
{\ an8} Uzi ninde wundi usa nigitsina?
2340
02:18:32,538 --> 02:18:33,906
{\ an8} Umugore wa Kevin, Eniko.
2341
02:18:33,972 --> 02:18:35,073
{\ an8} [Kevin] Niki?
2342
02:18:35,140 --> 02:18:37,042
{\ an8} Ushatse kuvuga iki, guswera iki?
Icara gusa.
2343
02:18:37,109 --> 02:18:39,144
Ndimo kumushimira.
2344
02:18:39,211 --> 02:18:41,780
-Okay, oya, umva.
-Nta guswera umva.
2345
02:18:41,847 --> 02:18:43,949
Niki guswera urimo ukora?
2346
02:18:44,016 --> 02:18:46,885
{\ an8} -Ni umugore wanjye uswera.
-Ndabizi, ndimo kumuha ishimwe gusa.
2347
02:18:46,952 --> 02:18:49,755
{\ an8} -Asa neza kandi afite igitsina.
- [Kevin] Ntabwo aribyo wabivuze.
2348
02:18:49,822 --> 02:18:50,823
Ntabwo wabivuze gutya
bwa mbere.
2349
02:18:50,889 --> 02:18:52,090
Nabivuze nte? Ushaka kuvuga iki?
2350
02:18:52,157 --> 02:18:54,693
-Wavuze ko bitandukanye bwa mbere.
- [Dwayne] Navuze ko ari igitsina.
2351
02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:57,229
Ntugaswere ubivuge gutya.
2352
02:18:57,296 --> 02:18:58,597
Ntukore ibyo.
2353
02:18:58,664 --> 02:19:00,799
-Ntugasambane kora ibyo.
-Yakomeje, Chelsea.
2354
02:19:00,866 --> 02:19:05,070
Ntutekereza ko igihe kigeze
kugirango umugore wawe agire umugabo nyawe?
2355
02:19:05,137 --> 02:19:06,305
Niki?
2356
02:19:08,340 --> 02:19:09,508
Ntutekereza ko igihe kigeze
2357
02:19:09,575 --> 02:19:13,779
kuri Eniko kubana numuntu
ibyo biramuruta?
2358
02:19:13,846 --> 02:19:15,280
[Dwayne] Yego.
2359
02:19:15,347 --> 02:19:16,849
Ntekereza ko umugore wanjye yishimye rwose.
2360
02:19:16,915 --> 02:19:19,351
Reka tumubaze. Reka tumubaze.
Reba niba yishimye.
2361
02:19:19,418 --> 02:19:22,354
-Ntabwo asa n'uwishimye.
-Nzi ko umugore wanjye arimo guswera yishimye.
2362
02:19:22,421 --> 02:19:24,523
Sinzi niba yishimye.
2363
02:19:24,590 --> 02:19:26,925
[Shane] Kevin's humper gato.
Iyo ni ubwoko.
2364
02:19:26,992 --> 02:19:28,427
Ubuki, uranyishimiye?
2365
02:19:28,493 --> 02:19:30,395
-Ijana ijana kw'ijana.
-Uzi ibyo yavuze?
2366
02:19:30,462 --> 02:19:32,798
[Chelsea] Wakwishima cyane
hamwe n'urutare?
2367
02:19:32,865 --> 02:19:34,032
Cyangwa urutare urwo arirwo rwose?
2368
02:19:34,099 --> 02:19:36,301
[Kevin] Yego,
wigeze wumva ibyo yavuze?
2369
02:19:36,368 --> 02:19:38,470
Yavuze gusa, muswere.
Nibyo yavuze.
2370
02:19:38,537 --> 02:19:39,905
- [Dwayne] Ntabwo yabivuze.
-Yaravuze ati, ndaguswera.
2371
02:19:39,972 --> 02:19:42,074
[Dwayne] Nibyo, umva neza,
Ndagira ngo nkubwire iki.
2372
02:19:42,140 --> 02:19:44,309
{\ an8} Mubihembo byose iri joro,
Chelsea ibona igihembo
2373
02:19:44,376 --> 02:19:46,712
{\ an8} kuri poontang ye,
Igihembo cya Lifetime Achievement Award.
2374
02:19:46,778 --> 02:19:51,016
{\ an8} Umugore wawe, poontang ye nibihembo,
akwiye igihembo, igihembo cya Academy
2375
02:19:51,083 --> 02:19:52,517
{\ an8} kubera kwitwaza ko akunda kuguswera.
2376
02:19:52,584 --> 02:19:53,752
{\ an8} -Icyo kintu.
- [Kevin] Ibyo byari ibiki?
2377
02:19:53,819 --> 02:19:54,920
{\ an8} [Dwayne] Yego.
2378
02:19:55,954 --> 02:19:59,124
- [Kevin] Wowe mwana w'igituba.
-Kandi igihembo kijya.
2379
02:19:59,191 --> 02:20:00,359
{\ an8} [Kevin] Uraswera inkoni.
2380
02:20:01,493 --> 02:20:02,494
{\ an8} Uraswera inkoni.
2381
02:20:02,561 --> 02:20:05,664
{\ an8} Nibyiza, umva, byose,
Ntabwo nzabikora,
2382
02:20:05,731 --> 02:20:06,932
Ntabwo nzabikora.
2383
02:20:08,467 --> 02:20:09,534
Hey, Eniko.
2384
02:20:13,972 --> 02:20:16,975
{\ an8} Ndashaka kuvuga gusa, bite nyuma
kuri uyu mugoroba, wowe na njye hamwe,
2385
02:20:17,042 --> 02:20:19,211
{\ an8} tuzafungura icupa rya tequila
natwe…
2386
02:20:21,813 --> 02:20:24,016
{\ an8} Reka guhagarika, Kevin,
ntunyitegereze gutya.
2387
02:20:24,082 --> 02:20:25,951
{\ an8} [Chelsea]
Icupa rya Grand Cormino tequila.
2388
02:20:26,018 --> 02:20:28,387
{\ an8} -Gand Cormino.
-Wowe n'urutare.
2389
02:20:28,453 --> 02:20:31,256
Uzajugunya hamwe nibyo,
nkuko usanzwe ubikora, umva.
2390
02:20:33,025 --> 02:20:34,860
Urashaka Teremana,
urashaka shit nziza,
2391
02:20:34,927 --> 02:20:37,930
{\ an8} ushaka Urutare, shit nziza.
Umva, barabizi.
2392
02:20:42,834 --> 02:20:45,370
{\ an8} Nibyiza, ariko nkuko ubizi,
2393
02:20:45,437 --> 02:20:47,906
{\ an8} tuzakwemerera kureba
nkuko duhora tubikora, sawa?
2394
02:20:49,274 --> 02:20:53,345
Hey, ni urwenya gusa
y'icyumba, akenyeye cyane
2395
02:20:53,412 --> 02:20:55,113
mu ntebe yawe ndende.
2396
02:20:55,180 --> 02:20:56,181
Umva.
2397
02:20:59,952 --> 02:21:01,420
Ntabwo ndi igituba kirwaye.
2398
02:21:01,486 --> 02:21:03,588
Byose. Muraho, basore murashobora Google
icyo bivuze nyuma.
2399
02:21:03,655 --> 02:21:06,425
{\ an8} Umva. Dore ikintu.
2400
02:21:06,491 --> 02:21:09,428
{\ an8} Mubyukuri mbona impamvu abagore bakunda Kevin Hart.
2401
02:21:09,494 --> 02:21:13,465
{\ an8} Ndabibona rwose.
Ndabizi. Nibyiza, nzakubwira impamvu.
2402
02:21:13,532 --> 02:21:16,168
{\ an8} Afite ubunini bumwe
n'amabara nka dildo bakunda.
2403
02:21:18,870 --> 02:21:21,106
{\ an8} N'umwana muto
ni kabiri.
2404
02:21:24,276 --> 02:21:28,146
{\ an8} Urabizi, banyarwandakazi na banyakubahwa…
Urasetsa kuko nukuri.
2405
02:21:28,213 --> 02:21:29,982
{\ an8} Ariko urabizi…
2406
02:21:30,048 --> 02:21:33,085
Banyarwandakazi,
Jye na Kevin mu byukuri dufite,
2407
02:21:33,151 --> 02:21:34,653
dufite ibintu byinshi duhuriyeho.
2408
02:21:34,720 --> 02:21:37,622
Niyo mpamvu umusore ari inshuti yanjye magara
n'ikindi kintu dufite
2409
02:21:37,689 --> 02:21:41,660
{\ an8} muri rusange ni, yego, turabikora.
2410
02:21:41,727 --> 02:21:46,665
{\ an8} Kandi nkunda umusore kandi natwe dufite ibi
muri rusange ni vuba aha,
2411
02:21:46,732 --> 02:21:47,966
{\ an8} ba papa bacu bombi barapfuye.
2412
02:21:48,967 --> 02:21:50,469
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Nukuri.
-Ni ukuri.
2413
02:21:51,970 --> 02:21:53,839
Natekereje, neza,
2414
02:21:53,905 --> 02:21:58,076
birashoboka ko ntagomba kuzana ibi
kuko biremereye, ariko natekereje,
2415
02:21:58,143 --> 02:21:59,778
ni ikintu kiduhuza.
2416
02:21:59,845 --> 02:22:02,781
Nanjye nti, yego, reka mbivugeho.
2417
02:22:02,848 --> 02:22:04,950
Nkuko benshi murashobora kubimenya, musaza wanjye,
2418
02:22:05,017 --> 02:22:07,786
{\ an8} yaje hano kuri Forum
inyuma muri za 70.
2419
02:22:07,853 --> 02:22:09,955
{\ an8} Data, yari
"Umuntu w'ubugingo" Rocky Johnson.
2420
02:22:10,022 --> 02:22:12,391
{\ an8} Yari umusore mubi mumikino.
2421
02:22:12,457 --> 02:22:15,427
{\ an8} Yego. Kandi yari, nkumbuye papa.
2422
02:22:15,494 --> 02:22:19,197
{\ an8} Yari muremure kandi akomeye kandi nini.
Ari he?
2423
02:22:19,264 --> 02:22:21,633
{\ an8} Oya, ntabwo ari we. Ari he?
2424
02:22:23,168 --> 02:22:24,169
Ahantu runaka.
2425
02:22:26,605 --> 02:22:29,141
Ari ahantu,
yasaga nkintwari.
2426
02:22:30,509 --> 02:22:32,010
Data ari he?
2427
02:22:32,077 --> 02:22:34,713
Bamushyira hanze.
Ari hanze, sawa, byiza.
2428
02:22:34,780 --> 02:22:36,782
Mwebwe basore murabona umusaza wanjye?
2429
02:22:36,848 --> 02:22:40,018
Sawa, byiza, arahari, yego.
2430
02:22:40,085 --> 02:22:42,621
{\ an8} Yari ikigega cyo guswera, urabizi?
2431
02:22:42,687 --> 02:22:44,156
{\ an8} Noneho, naho se wa Kevin.
2432
02:22:45,724 --> 02:22:46,658
{\ an8} [aseka]
2433
02:22:53,131 --> 02:22:55,500
[Kevin] Wowe mwana w'igituba.
2434
02:22:55,567 --> 02:22:57,369
Wowe mwana w'igituba.
2435
02:22:58,703 --> 02:23:00,472
Igituba cyari ikihe, muntu?
2436
02:23:02,741 --> 02:23:04,409
{\ an8} Wowe igice, ndavuga, ngwino, muntu.
2437
02:23:04,476 --> 02:23:09,114
-Hariho ishusho nziza ya papa.
- [Dwayne] Nibyo, sawa. (aseka)
2438
02:23:09,181 --> 02:23:12,851
{\ an8} Oya, nashakaga kwerekana
ba papa bacu bombi berekana igituza
2439
02:23:12,918 --> 02:23:16,388
{\ an8} nuburyo imibiri yabo isa.
Sawa, reba, uvuze ukuri.
2440
02:23:16,455 --> 02:23:17,456
{\ an8} Ngwino, basore.
2441
02:23:20,125 --> 02:23:22,260
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2442
02:23:22,327 --> 02:23:25,730
{\ an8} Hano hari ishusho isharira ya se wa Kevin.
2443
02:23:25,797 --> 02:23:27,599
Nibyo.
2444
02:23:27,666 --> 02:23:29,167
Uwarekuye
aya mashusho ararekuwe.
2445
02:23:29,234 --> 02:23:31,803
Urimo guswera wirukanwe.
2446
02:23:31,870 --> 02:23:34,106
- (aseka)
-Umuhungu w'igituba.
2447
02:23:34,172 --> 02:23:38,176
Ariho.
Nibishusho byemewe bya papa wa Kevin.
2448
02:23:38,243 --> 02:23:41,580
- (aseka)
-Kandi nkuko twese tubizi,
2449
02:23:41,646 --> 02:23:43,148
Nahuye na se wa Kevin.
2450
02:23:43,215 --> 02:23:46,184
{\ an8} Kandi nkuko twese tubizi,
urabizi, papa wa Kevin,
2451
02:23:46,251 --> 02:23:49,621
{\ an8} Se wa Kevin, yari intagondwa.
2452
02:23:49,688 --> 02:23:52,023
{\ an8} - [Kevin] Yego. (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
2453
02:23:52,090 --> 02:23:54,292
{\ an8} Kandi yakundaga igikoma.
2454
02:23:57,162 --> 02:23:59,097
{\ an8} Kandi ibyo byari mbere yuko ahura na Kevin.
2455
02:24:01,233 --> 02:24:04,903
{\ an8} Urabizi, Kevin yamenye ko inzira yonyine
gutsinda urukundo rwa se
2456
02:24:04,970 --> 02:24:08,440
{\ an8} niba nawe akwiranye mumufuka muto wa plastiki.
2457
02:24:08,507 --> 02:24:10,642
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2458
02:24:10,709 --> 02:24:13,278
Na Kevin, kimwe na papa wawe,
2459
02:24:13,345 --> 02:24:16,081
{\ an8} ni ishyamba uko ukeneye urutare.
2460
02:24:16,148 --> 02:24:17,916
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2461
02:24:17,983 --> 02:24:20,018
[Dwayne] Oh, Kevin. (aseka)
2462
02:24:22,621 --> 02:24:23,755
{\ an8} Nibyiza.
2463
02:24:25,757 --> 02:24:28,360
{\ an8} Ah, mwana wanjye muto wavunitse, Kevin.
2464
02:24:29,427 --> 02:24:30,929
{\ an8} Umwana wanjye muto wavunitse, Kevin.
2465
02:24:30,996 --> 02:24:36,401
{\ an8} Urabizi, papa wawe, inkuru yukuri,
papa we yise Kevin nyuma yo gucika.
2466
02:24:36,468 --> 02:24:40,672
{\ an8} Yego, kuko byemewe n'amategeko
yatekereje ko yanditseho K.
2467
02:24:40,739 --> 02:24:43,508
{\ an8 story Inkuru y'ukuri.
Kandi ijambo ry'ubuvuzi ni irihe?
2468
02:24:43,575 --> 02:24:46,778
{\ an8} -Oh, guswera umuswa. Yego.
- (aseka)
2469
02:24:46,845 --> 02:24:51,583
Noneho, ndabizi, urimo kubira ibyuya no kurira.
Ndabizi, ndakuzi neza.
2470
02:24:51,650 --> 02:24:54,786
Nzi papa wacu ubu
kutureba hasi uhereye mu bicu
2471
02:24:54,853 --> 02:24:56,321
kandi nizere ko bishimye.
2472
02:24:57,455 --> 02:24:59,324
Ndatekereza ko aribyo.
2473
02:24:59,391 --> 02:25:01,159
Urabizi, nzi ko papa wawe afite
Kuri Kuri Birakomeye
2474
02:25:01,226 --> 02:25:03,461
kuberako uri umwijima.
2475
02:25:03,528 --> 02:25:05,530
Ariko, ariko…
2476
02:25:06,898 --> 02:25:08,967
-Ndagukunda muvandimwe.
- [Kevin] Nanjye ndagukunda. Murakoze.
2477
02:25:09,034 --> 02:25:11,803
Nzi ko nawe unkunda.
Ndagukunda, yego, ndagukunda.
2478
02:25:11,870 --> 02:25:13,338
Ndabikora rwose.
2479
02:25:13,405 --> 02:25:17,008
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2480
02:25:17,075 --> 02:25:21,413
{\ an8} Kandi kubigaragaza gusa, icyumweru gishize
Nabonye tatouage ya Kevin Hart.
2481
02:25:22,714 --> 02:25:24,316
{\ an8} Yego, ninde! Ku isake yanjye.
2482
02:25:25,750 --> 02:25:27,185
{\ an8} Yego, ubunini bwubuzima nabwo.
2483
02:25:28,787 --> 02:25:30,855
Kevin, ndashaka kukwereka byihuse.
2484
02:25:32,190 --> 02:25:34,259
-Kura igituba hano.
-Okay, sawa, sawa.
2485
02:25:34,326 --> 02:25:36,861
-Bihagarike, muntu.
-Okay, ntakibazo, oya.
2486
02:25:36,928 --> 02:25:38,930
-Eniko, nzakwereka nyuma.
- [Kevin] Hey, guswera ni ibiki?
2487
02:25:38,997 --> 02:25:40,465
-Mbabarira.
- [Kevin] Urasetsa iki, mugabo?
2488
02:25:40,532 --> 02:25:41,700
[Dwayne] Mbabarira, umva.
2489
02:25:41,766 --> 02:25:43,635
-Ni ubuhe buswe?
-Okay, ndasetsa, ndasetsa.
2490
02:25:43,702 --> 02:25:45,003
Numugore wanjye uswera, umugabo.
2491
02:25:45,070 --> 02:25:46,304
[Dwayne] Ndasetsa,
yamaze kubibona. Umva.
2492
02:25:46,371 --> 02:25:48,873
-Ni iki guswera bibaho?
-Ndasetsa.
2493
02:25:48,940 --> 02:25:51,042
-Igituba urimo ukora, mugabo?
-Ni urwenya.
2494
02:25:51,109 --> 02:25:53,478
Numugore wanjye uswera, umugabo.
2495
02:25:53,545 --> 02:25:56,915
Mwah! Ni mwiza. Ndasetsa, sawa.
2496
02:25:56,982 --> 02:26:03,955
{\ an8} Ariko muburemere bwose,
Ndashaka kugukorera toast.
2497
02:26:04,289 --> 02:26:05,890
Nshobora gukora toast kuri Kevin?
2498
02:26:05,957 --> 02:26:07,325
-Yego. Yego.
-Muvandimwe wanjye?
2499
02:26:08,360 --> 02:26:09,894
-Byose.
-Yego.
2500
02:26:11,096 --> 02:26:15,000
Reka tubikore, reka tubikore.
Hano, nzisuka.
2501
02:26:15,066 --> 02:26:17,002
-Wisuka wenyine.
-Yego.
2502
02:26:17,068 --> 02:26:20,472
-Usuka Grand Cormino.
-Yego, mfite Grand Cormino.
2503
02:26:20,538 --> 02:26:22,841
-Okay.
-Nzasuka Teremana.
2504
02:26:22,907 --> 02:26:25,277
Kuki wavuga
ibyo byerekeranye numugore wanjye uswera?
2505
02:26:25,343 --> 02:26:28,446
-Ngiye kuvugana nawe nyuma.
- [stutters]
2506
02:26:28,513 --> 02:26:29,881
Nzavugana nawe guswera nyuma.
2507
02:26:29,948 --> 02:26:31,516
Ariko ni wowe
wavuze ati: "Hey, umva,
2508
02:26:31,583 --> 02:26:32,817
guswera vuga icyo ushaka cyose. "
2509
02:26:32,884 --> 02:26:34,352
Oya, mugire ibihe byiza,
ariko ibyo byari ibiki?
2510
02:26:34,419 --> 02:26:36,454
-Okay, sawa, sawa, sawa.
-Muze, reka dufate toast.
2511
02:26:36,521 --> 02:26:39,958
Nibyiza, reka dufate toast. Uzi icyo,
hano, reka nicare.
2512
02:26:40,025 --> 02:26:42,193
-Yego, genda, uricaye.
-Nyicare.
2513
02:26:42,260 --> 02:26:43,628
Oya, uricaye, reka nicare.
2514
02:26:43,695 --> 02:26:45,497
-Muze.
-Byose.
2515
02:26:45,563 --> 02:26:51,770
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2516
02:26:51,836 --> 02:26:54,539
Um… Hey, umva.
2517
02:26:54,606 --> 02:26:57,409
-Mbere yuko toast iza, nibyiza gusa.
-Yego.
2518
02:26:57,475 --> 02:26:58,843
Ngwino wicare.
2519
02:27:01,313 --> 02:27:02,947
Yego. Oya, ushatse kuvuga iki, "Ntukore"?
2520
02:27:03,014 --> 02:27:04,649
-Ni ubuhe busambo urimo uvuga?
- [Dwayne] Oya, ushatse kuvuga iki, "Ntukore"?
2521
02:27:04,716 --> 02:27:06,151
-Hagarika, Shane.
-Ntabwo nicaye ku ivi ryawe.
2522
02:27:06,217 --> 02:27:08,353
-Wicare ku ivi.
-Ntabwo nicaye ku ivi ryawe.
2523
02:27:08,420 --> 02:27:09,387
Tugiye kwerekana urukundo rwa kivandimwe.
2524
02:27:09,454 --> 02:27:11,189
-Ugiye kwicara ku ivi.
-Oya, oya, oya. Ntuye kuri Netflix.
2525
02:27:11,256 --> 02:27:12,724
- [Chelsea] Bikore! Bikore!
-Ntabwo nicaye ku ivi ryawe.
2526
02:27:12,791 --> 02:27:14,326
- [Chelsea] Umuntu wese arashaka ko wicara.
-Celsea.
2527
02:27:14,392 --> 02:27:16,261
-Nzi ko ugiye guswera ubikore.
-Chelsea, funga igituba.
2528
02:27:16,328 --> 02:27:17,762
-Yego, yego.
-Oya.
2529
02:27:17,829 --> 02:27:19,197
-Oya. Shane.
-Yego.
2530
02:27:19,264 --> 02:27:21,666
Katt Williams yaba afite ukuri.
Katt Williams yaba afite ukuri.
2531
02:27:21,733 --> 02:27:23,201
Shane, oya.
2532
02:27:23,268 --> 02:27:24,969
-Ntukemere ko Katt atsinda.
-Urashaka kubona Kevin Hart
2533
02:27:25,036 --> 02:27:26,104
icara ku ivi?
2534
02:27:26,171 --> 02:27:29,240
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
-Hariho ujya.
2535
02:27:29,307 --> 02:27:31,009
-Okay.
-Wicare ku ivi.
2536
02:27:31,076 --> 02:27:33,044
Nabonye a-- Nabonye ikibazo cyiza.
2537
02:27:33,111 --> 02:27:35,280
Mwebwe basore murashaka kujya muswera ubwanyu?
2538
02:27:35,347 --> 02:27:37,582
-Kubera ko ntaswera kubikora!
- (aseka)
2539
02:27:37,649 --> 02:27:38,917
-Nta muntu.
-Muze.
2540
02:27:38,983 --> 02:27:41,286
- [Kevin] Oya, ndaguswera, mugabo.
- [Dwayne] I-- I-- Ndashaka kuvuga ibi rwose.
2541
02:27:41,353 --> 02:27:43,988
-Oya, ndashaka kuvuga ibi, muntu. Fuck you.
-Byiza, neza-- neza, wegere.
2542
02:27:44,055 --> 02:27:45,824
Nibyiza, nzicara hano.
Nzicara kuriyi.
2543
02:27:45,890 --> 02:27:47,292
-Byose, ngwino.
-Okay.
2544
02:27:47,359 --> 02:27:48,927
-Muze.
-Byose.
2545
02:27:50,729 --> 02:27:54,032
-Kuvandimwe, mubucuti.
-Byose.
2546
02:27:54,099 --> 02:27:55,934
Kandi I-- Buri gihe ndi mu mfuruka yawe.
2547
02:27:56,000 --> 02:27:57,135
-Guswera kugukunda.
-Kandi ndagukunda, mugabo.
2548
02:27:57,202 --> 02:27:58,370
-Ndagukunda cyane, man.
-Nanjye ndagukunda.
2549
02:27:58,436 --> 02:28:01,973
-Gukunda cyane. Ni murumuna wanjye, muntu.
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2550
02:28:02,040 --> 02:28:03,842
Komera, komeza,
komeza, komeza, komeza,
2551
02:28:03,908 --> 02:28:05,944
komeza, komeza, komeza, komeza.
2552
02:28:06,010 --> 02:28:09,447
Ibyo ntabwo ari ibyawe.
Nibyiza. Reka ngerageze ibi.
2553
02:28:09,514 --> 02:28:10,782
Nibyiza.
2554
02:28:10,849 --> 02:28:14,219
Uh, ibi ni ibya Papa. Ibi ni ibyawe.
2555
02:28:14,285 --> 02:28:17,188
-Ni ubuhe busambo urimo uvuga?
-Gira akazu keza.
2556
02:28:17,255 --> 02:28:18,256
Niki?
2557
02:28:18,323 --> 02:28:20,892
Tito yanjye ntabwo yonsa,
ubu wamanutse hano
2558
02:28:20,959 --> 02:28:22,961
-kandi unywa kuriyi titre.
-Ye, muntu-- [aseka]
2559
02:28:23,027 --> 02:28:25,630
Ngwino, haguruka,
haguruka, wicare, wicare.
2560
02:28:25,697 --> 02:28:27,532
Nkuramo,
nikihe kibazo cyawe cyo guswera?
2561
02:28:27,599 --> 02:28:29,968
Urashaka kubona Kevin
shyira kuriyi nsina?
2562
02:28:30,034 --> 02:28:32,504
Sawa, ni byiza,
sawa, nibyiza, nibyo.
2563
02:28:32,570 --> 02:28:34,706
-Bakora. Icara.
-Ni byo. Kura igituba hano.
2564
02:28:34,773 --> 02:28:36,207
-Ushaka kuvuga iki--
-Gukura hano!
2565
02:28:36,274 --> 02:28:37,776
-Ntabwo bonsa ubwabo.
-Ni byo. Fuck you, man.
2566
02:28:37,842 --> 02:28:39,010
-Gira d-- [aseka]
-Guswera!
2567
02:28:39,077 --> 02:28:40,512
-Gira d--
-Oya, ntabwo ndimo gukora shit.
2568
02:28:40,578 --> 02:28:42,414
Yego, ubu ntubishaka
kubikora kuko ari imbaga nzima?
2569
02:28:42,480 --> 02:28:45,216
-Ntabwo nshaka kubikora kuko ndi--
-Oh, ubu ntushaka kubikora.
2570
02:28:45,283 --> 02:28:48,286
-Ntabwo nigeze nyunyuza amatiku yawe yo guswera.
- [Dwayne] Ufite. Ushaka kuvuga iki?
2571
02:28:48,353 --> 02:28:49,354
Urasetsa, DJ.
2572
02:28:49,421 --> 02:28:50,889
[Dwayne] Yego, ubu ntabwo wigeze
napfunditse imipira yanjye?
2573
02:28:50,955 --> 02:28:53,024
Uzi iki? Nibyo. Byose. Nibyo.
2574
02:28:53,091 --> 02:28:54,626
-Byose. Nibyo. Nibyo.
-Byiza, nibyiza, byose.
2575
02:28:54,692 --> 02:28:56,561
-Urangije. Urimo guswera.
-Kuramo ibi.
2576
02:28:56,628 --> 02:28:57,662
-Gupfunyika.
-Wicare.
2577
02:28:57,729 --> 02:28:58,997
- [Kevin] Wuzuze.
- [Dwayne] Icara hasi.
2578
02:28:59,063 --> 02:29:00,064
Uraho. Buzike.
2579
02:29:00,131 --> 02:29:01,366
Noneho ntushaka kunyoha.
2580
02:29:01,433 --> 02:29:02,801
-Byiza, neza.
-Guswera… uruhara--
2581
02:29:02,867 --> 02:29:04,702
-Ni byo rwose.
-Guswera igice cya shit, kizinga.
2582
02:29:04,769 --> 02:29:05,970
[Dwayne] Nibyo rwose,
ibyo ni byiza.
2583
02:29:06,037 --> 02:29:07,105
Yesu Kristo.
2584
02:29:07,172 --> 02:29:09,007
{\ an8} Eniko, uzi ibizaza muri iri joro.
2585
02:29:09,073 --> 02:29:11,176
{\ an8} -Okay, nibyo.
- [Kevin] Nibyo, ni byiza.
2586
02:29:12,377 --> 02:29:16,080
{\ an8} Gitoya ibi, iyi,
iyi, iyi, iyi, iri joro ryose.
2587
02:29:16,147 --> 02:29:17,348
{\ an8} Umva, byose.
2588
02:29:17,415 --> 02:29:20,151
{\ an8} [abumva baseka]
2589
02:29:20,218 --> 02:29:21,352
{\ an8} Yesu.
2590
02:29:23,788 --> 02:29:24,989
{\ an8} Urabizi…
2591
02:29:27,292 --> 02:29:29,761
Iyi niyo mpamvu urwasaya rwanjye ruhora rubabaza
kuva gusohokana nawe--
2592
02:29:29,828 --> 02:29:32,964
-Icyo guswera bivuze iki?
-Oya, oya, oya. Oya, oya. Nashakaga kuvuga--
2593
02:29:34,199 --> 02:29:37,535
-Ni ubuhe busambo urimo uvuga, mugabo?
-Uzi icyo nashakaga kuvuga.
2594
02:29:37,602 --> 02:29:40,972
Nashakaga kuvuga 'kuberako nseka cyane guswera cyane
hamwe nuyu musore.
2595
02:29:41,039 --> 02:29:44,609
-Icyo nashakaga kuvuga. Nibyiza?
- [Kevin] Nibyo, vuga neza mbere.
2596
02:29:44,676 --> 02:29:47,312
- (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
2597
02:29:47,378 --> 02:29:49,013
Yesu.
2598
02:29:49,080 --> 02:29:52,884
{\ an8} Nibyiza, igihe kirageze.
2599
02:29:54,018 --> 02:29:56,721
{\ an8} Ikintu kimwe gusa kuri we.
2600
02:29:56,788 --> 02:30:02,193
{\ an8} Biragaragara ko itazaba areola yanjye iri joro,
ariko banyarwandakazi,
2601
02:30:02,260 --> 02:30:06,998
{\ an8} ni icyubahiro cyanjye
kumenyekanisha inshuti yanjye,
2602
02:30:07,065 --> 02:30:11,169
{\ an8} muvandimwe wanjye, uwo turimo
byose hano kwizihiza hano iri joro
2603
02:30:11,236 --> 02:30:14,472
{\ an8} n'ahantu hose ku isi
kureba Live kuri Netflix.
2604
02:30:15,807 --> 02:30:20,078
{\ an8} Ndagukunda, ndaswera ndishimye,
kandi nzahorana umugongo wawe.
2605
02:30:20,144 --> 02:30:23,047
{\ an8} Banyarwandakazi, banyakubahwa,
ihene, Kevin Hart.
2606
02:30:23,114 --> 02:30:28,553
{\ an8} - [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
- [umuziki ucuranga cyane]
2607
02:30:28,620 --> 02:30:31,089
♪ Ntakibazo, ariko ibi ntabwo ari Kevin
Ntagira umutima ♪
2608
02:30:31,155 --> 02:30:32,724
itch Igituba, Ndi kinini, kinini ♪
2609
02:30:32,824 --> 02:30:35,193
♪ Kuba wakandagiye kuri foromaje
Kubera ko mama yabaga mu nzu ♪
2610
02:30:35,326 --> 02:30:36,194
Wow.
2611
02:30:36,261 --> 02:30:37,829
♪ Ariko ibi ntabwo ari Kevin, Ntumutima ♪
2612
02:30:38,162 --> 02:30:39,197
[Kevin] Um…
2613
02:30:39,264 --> 02:30:41,266
- [umuziki urangira]
- [abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2614
02:30:41,332 --> 02:30:44,302
Urabizi, the-- kwamagana--
kwamaganwa mfite mububiko,
2615
02:30:44,369 --> 02:30:47,739
{\ an8} Ntabwo ntekereza ko, uh… ni podium.
2616
02:30:47,805 --> 02:30:49,507
{\ an8} Rero byose birashobora kubona podium guswera
inzira.
2617
02:30:49,574 --> 02:30:54,312
{\ an8} Reka-- Reka hepfo
podium. Um…
2618
02:30:54,379 --> 02:30:56,414
{\ an8} Twumvise amashitani menshi muri iri joro.
2619
02:30:56,481 --> 02:30:59,183
Twumvise amashitani menshi muri iri joro
kandi nkuko nabibwiye abantu bose kuri uyumunsi ni,
2620
02:30:59,250 --> 02:31:01,719
Navuze nti: "Ndagushaka
kugenda nkuko ubishaka
2621
02:31:01,786 --> 02:31:03,421
kuko mbona mic ya nyuma. "
2622
02:31:03,488 --> 02:31:05,256
Kandi bitandukanye nandi makarito,
2623
02:31:05,323 --> 02:31:08,626
ibyo batigeze bagira
gusetsa gusetsa gusetsa
2624
02:31:08,693 --> 02:31:10,662
nkibyo bigenda nyuma.
2625
02:31:10,728 --> 02:31:12,964
Icyo rero nshaka gukora,
2626
02:31:13,031 --> 02:31:14,966
Ndashaka kubumvisha abasore, nka,
2627
02:31:15,033 --> 02:31:17,535
mubyukuri wambwiye
urashaka nigga nyayo iri joro.
2628
02:31:17,602 --> 02:31:19,070
Urashaka nigga nyayo hano.
2629
02:31:20,672 --> 02:31:21,873
Uzabona rero nigga nyayo.
2630
02:31:21,940 --> 02:31:27,345
Nigga nyayo nicyo ushaka,
noneho nigga nyayo nicyo uzabona.
2631
02:31:27,412 --> 02:31:28,580
Nibyo?
2632
02:31:28,646 --> 02:31:30,448
Urashaka igisubizo nyacyo nigga?
2633
02:31:30,515 --> 02:31:32,517
Noneho ndashaka
kuguha igisubizo nyacyo nigga.
2634
02:31:32,584 --> 02:31:36,020
Aha, ndashaka gufata umwanya
gusa kuvugana nabaterankunga,
2635
02:31:36,087 --> 02:31:38,356
abafatanyabikorwa bacu,
ubufatanye bwanjye,
2636
02:31:38,423 --> 02:31:40,224
kandi ndagira ngo nkubwire,
mu minota 15 iri imbere,
2637
02:31:40,291 --> 02:31:42,460
shyira akanya ku mibanire yacu,
2638
02:31:42,527 --> 02:31:46,230
kuko ibyo ndimo
gukora ntabwo ari ubucuruzi.
2639
02:31:46,297 --> 02:31:47,732
Ngiye kuba mbisi.
2640
02:31:47,799 --> 02:31:50,702
Kandi iyo mvuze mbisi, ndavuga rwose mbisi.
2641
02:31:50,768 --> 02:31:54,606
Ndavuga mbisi
nkimbere yibibero bya Lizzo.
2642
02:31:54,672 --> 02:31:56,374
-Uh…
- [abumva baseka]
2643
02:31:56,441 --> 02:31:59,310
Nta ruhu ruhari.
Nta ruhu rwose.
2644
02:31:59,377 --> 02:32:02,513
Raw, nka dick
ibyo Umukoresha wa Chelsea afata.
2645
02:32:02,580 --> 02:32:04,248
Tugiye kugenda mbisi muri iri joro.
2646
02:32:04,315 --> 02:32:08,019
Raw nka Tony Hinchcliffe inkweto
igihe Joe Rogan arangije.
2647
02:32:08,086 --> 02:32:09,053
Tugiye kugenda ari mbisi.
2648
02:32:10,088 --> 02:32:12,724
Kugirango mbe mbisi, nkeneye igituba cyanjye.
2649
02:32:12,790 --> 02:32:14,459
Mpa igituba cyanjye, nyamuneka.
2650
02:32:14,525 --> 02:32:16,494
- [inkoko y'imbunda]
-Yego.
2651
02:32:16,561 --> 02:32:18,796
Unkundire, ongera uyisake.
Reka ndebe ko byuzuye.
2652
02:32:18,863 --> 02:32:20,498
- [inkoko y'imbunda]
-Igihe kimwe.
2653
02:32:20,565 --> 02:32:21,766
- [inkoko y'imbunda]
-Yego, kuko ndi hafi
2654
02:32:21,833 --> 02:32:24,102
gufata amafuti, sawa?
2655
02:32:24,168 --> 02:32:25,770
Umuhungu, yewe muhungu.
2656
02:32:25,837 --> 02:32:28,773
Tugiye gutangirana na Dwayne,
inshuti yanjye Urutare.
2657
02:32:28,840 --> 02:32:30,008
Fuck, man.
2658
02:32:30,074 --> 02:32:32,043
Yarantunguye. Guswera byarantangaje.
2659
02:32:32,110 --> 02:32:34,245
Sinari nzi ko agiye kuba hano,
araza.
2660
02:32:34,312 --> 02:32:36,414
Kandi birasaze kuko niyo nshuti yanjye.
Nk, turi hafi rwose.
2661
02:32:36,481 --> 02:32:38,850
Kandi, urabizi, byinshi
y'abantu bavuze ibintu bibi
2662
02:32:38,916 --> 02:32:40,151
kubyerekeye Dwayne,
kandi narabatwaye.
2663
02:32:40,218 --> 02:32:43,554
Abantu benshi baravuze
ko Dwayne ari kuri Ozempic.
2664
02:32:43,621 --> 02:32:46,257
Batekereje ko ari guswera Ozempic.
2665
02:32:46,324 --> 02:32:49,060
Ninjye wavuze ko atari kuri Ozempic.
2666
02:32:49,127 --> 02:32:50,762
Ntabwo Ozempic.
2667
02:32:50,828 --> 02:32:54,132
Ndi hano kubabwira basore iri joro
ko ibyo ureba…
2668
02:32:54,198 --> 02:32:56,267
ni sida yuzuye, sawa?
2669
02:32:57,602 --> 02:33:00,071
Iyo ni SIDA.
Mukubite umutwe inshuro imwe.
2670
02:33:00,138 --> 02:33:01,472
- [urusasu]
-Yego,
2671
02:33:01,539 --> 02:33:03,141
tugiye kurasa utu dusimba muri iri joro.
2672
02:33:03,207 --> 02:33:04,876
[abumva baseka]
2673
02:33:04,942 --> 02:33:07,545
Simvuze ibintu byiza,
ntabwo ari Magic Johnson SIDA.
2674
02:33:07,612 --> 02:33:12,016
Ibyo ureba ni Tom Hanks
muri firime Philadelphia SIDA.
2675
02:33:12,083 --> 02:33:16,087
---- Yego, SIDA-- [aseka]
2676
02:33:16,154 --> 02:33:18,089
SIDA ibyo
ifata uburemere bwumubiri nkuriya,
2677
02:33:18,156 --> 02:33:20,725
ibyo biguha impinduka zikomeye
guswera-ijoro.
2678
02:33:20,792 --> 02:33:22,493
Fuck. Unkundire.
2679
02:33:22,560 --> 02:33:24,562
-Kumukubita mumutwe ikindi gihe.
- [urusasu]
2680
02:33:24,629 --> 02:33:26,230
Yego!
2681
02:33:26,297 --> 02:33:28,900
Ngiye guswera kurasa igituba
hanze yawe ijoro ryose, DJ.
2682
02:33:28,966 --> 02:33:30,868
- [inaudible]
-Oya, ntabwo bihagije.
2683
02:33:30,935 --> 02:33:34,305
Oya, ntabwo aribyo, kuko utangiye
Kuri Bidasanzwe.
2684
02:33:34,372 --> 02:33:35,873
Bitangiye kugaragara nabi.
Urasa na--
2685
02:33:35,940 --> 02:33:38,009
Urasa ninjangwe
nta gikonoshwa.
2686
02:33:38,076 --> 02:33:40,812
Urasa no guswera… [aseka]
2687
02:33:40,878 --> 02:33:43,114
Yego! Ongera umurase!
2688
02:33:43,181 --> 02:33:45,516
- [urusasu]
-Yego!
2689
02:33:45,583 --> 02:33:46,584
Numuswere!
2690
02:33:49,120 --> 02:33:51,022
Urabizi, Naganiriye na Sony.
2691
02:33:51,089 --> 02:33:53,491
Nabwiye Sony
ko turusha kurasa Jumanji 4 ubungubu
2692
02:33:53,558 --> 02:33:57,495
kuko sinzi niba dufite
hasigaye igihe kinini hamwe na DJ. (aseka)
2693
02:33:57,562 --> 02:33:58,996
Ashobora gupfa vuba.
2694
02:33:59,063 --> 02:34:01,132
- (arimyoje)
- [abumva baseka]
2695
02:34:01,199 --> 02:34:03,735
Ntabwo nzabeshya, nkumbuye Urutare rushaje.
2696
02:34:03,801 --> 02:34:04,802
Inshuti magara turi, man.
2697
02:34:04,869 --> 02:34:07,205
Twigishaga
buriwese ibintu byinshi.
2698
02:34:07,271 --> 02:34:09,640
Nk, mvugishije ukuri, DJ yambwiye uko
gukora firime.
2699
02:34:09,707 --> 02:34:13,244
Nzi gukora firime
kubera we, si byo?
2700
02:34:13,311 --> 02:34:14,779
Namubwiye ibintu mubisubiza.
2701
02:34:14,846 --> 02:34:17,081
Namwigishije kuvuga amagambo.
2702
02:34:17,148 --> 02:34:18,883
- "Byumvikane neza."
- [abumva baseka]
2703
02:34:18,950 --> 02:34:20,384
"Byumvikane neza."
2704
02:34:20,451 --> 02:34:22,720
Namwigishije uko
Kuri Kwerekana Amashusho Yimbuto
2705
02:34:22,787 --> 02:34:24,922
twashoboraga kumenya icyo ashaka
kurya kuri seti.
2706
02:34:24,989 --> 02:34:27,225
[abumva baseka]
2707
02:34:27,291 --> 02:34:31,729
"Papaya, yarabonye. Pa-pa-ya, yego."
2708
02:34:31,796 --> 02:34:33,765
Urwo ni urwenya.
2709
02:34:33,831 --> 02:34:36,834
Shane, ndemeza ko wibwiraga ko aribyo
urwenya rw'inguge, wowe guswera ivangura.
2710
02:34:36,901 --> 02:34:37,902
Nzi ko wabikoze.
2711
02:34:41,172 --> 02:34:42,406
Urabizi, umva ibi, muntu.
2712
02:34:42,473 --> 02:34:44,208
Urabizi, abantu benshi
ntumenye ibintu
2713
02:34:44,275 --> 02:34:46,344
ko nzi ibya DJ, umuntu.
Urutare ni kimwe cya kabiri cy'umukara.
2714
02:34:46,410 --> 02:34:47,745
Nzi ko byavuzwe muri iri joro.
2715
02:34:47,812 --> 02:34:49,647
Uh, ni. Afite igice cy'umukara.
2716
02:34:49,714 --> 02:34:51,649
Kandi byinshi
y'abantu ntibabizi rwose.
2717
02:34:51,716 --> 02:34:53,785
Nta wundi ubizi.
2718
02:34:53,851 --> 02:34:55,920
Uzi ninde wundi utabizi?
2719
02:34:55,987 --> 02:34:57,989
We. Ntabwo aswera arabizi.
2720
02:34:59,390 --> 02:35:01,659
Afite kimwe cya kabiri cy'Abirabura naho igice cya Samoan.
2721
02:35:02,660 --> 02:35:04,262
Uzi icyo nifuza?
2722
02:35:04,328 --> 02:35:07,865
Nifuzaga ko yakora ibindi birabura.
2723
02:35:07,932 --> 02:35:08,933
Nicyo nkora.
2724
02:35:09,000 --> 02:35:10,902
- (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
2725
02:35:10,968 --> 02:35:13,104
Ndarwaye iyi shitani yose ya Hawai.
2726
02:35:13,171 --> 02:35:15,706
Ibi byose byambaye ibirenge hula hoopin 'shit.
2727
02:35:17,642 --> 02:35:21,779
Iyi hukule yose,
hukule, hukule, hukule shit.
2728
02:35:21,846 --> 02:35:26,083
Ntamuntu numwe wifuza kubona indogobe yawe nini
nta mwambaro w'ibyatsi wa fuckin kuri,
2729
02:35:26,150 --> 02:35:28,219
hukulein 'umunsi wose fuckin'.
2730
02:35:28,286 --> 02:35:31,189
Shyira bamwe mu ngabo zirwanira mu kirere,
nigga, ndarwaye kubona 'it.
2731
02:35:33,424 --> 02:35:36,127
Ndi-- Ndi kukumanura umwe umwe.
2732
02:35:37,328 --> 02:35:38,462
Shane Gillis.
2733
02:35:38,529 --> 02:35:39,997
Shane Gillis iri joro, umuntu, nkuwakiriye.
2734
02:35:40,064 --> 02:35:41,432
Mumwereke urukundo runaka.
2735
02:35:41,499 --> 02:35:42,600
[abumva bakoma amashyi]
2736
02:35:42,667 --> 02:35:45,570
[Kevin] Mubyukuri, mbega ibintu byiza.
2737
02:35:45,636 --> 02:35:47,538
Mbega ibintu byiza.
2738
02:35:47,605 --> 02:35:50,041
Nzaba inyangamugayo mwa basore mwe,
Shane Gillis yari Umucyo umwe
2739
02:35:50,107 --> 02:35:52,176
Kuva kumpamagara
"nigger" kuriyi stade iri joro.
2740
02:35:52,243 --> 02:35:55,947
- [abumva baseka]
- [Kevin aseka]
2741
02:35:57,215 --> 02:35:59,050
Umucyo umwe.
2742
02:35:59,116 --> 02:36:00,818
"Nigger!" Yashakaga kubivuga.
2743
02:36:02,753 --> 02:36:04,822
Shane ari kumusozi wanjye Rushmore w'ivanguramoko.
2744
02:36:06,791 --> 02:36:08,092
Ari.
2745
02:36:08,159 --> 02:36:09,527
Umusozi wanjye Rushmore w'ivanguramoko,
2746
02:36:09,594 --> 02:36:12,363
nkigihe cyo kwanga
Abirabura, Shane Gillis,
2747
02:36:13,431 --> 02:36:14,432
Urutare rw'abana,
2748
02:36:15,766 --> 02:36:16,901
Hulk Hogan,
2749
02:36:18,536 --> 02:36:20,972
Stephen A. Smith.
Abo ni abantu bane…
2750
02:36:21,038 --> 02:36:23,341
[abumva baseka]
2751
02:36:23,407 --> 02:36:25,309
… Mugihe cyo kwanga Abirabura.
2752
02:36:28,079 --> 02:36:30,948
Shane Gillis nibyo bibaho
iyo uretse abo bantu
2753
02:36:31,015 --> 02:36:32,583
kuri Urukundo kuri Spectrum guswera.
2754
02:36:32,650 --> 02:36:33,651
Nibyo bibaho.
2755
02:36:33,718 --> 02:36:35,586
- [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
2756
02:36:35,653 --> 02:36:36,921
[Kevin] Bakora kimwe muri ibyo.
2757
02:36:38,589 --> 02:36:39,657
Ntukemere ko abantu baswera.
2758
02:36:39,724 --> 02:36:42,426
Uzabona
undi Shane Gillis. (aseka)
2759
02:36:44,095 --> 02:36:47,398
Shane niko bigenda iyo
utanga syndrome ya Down
2760
02:36:47,465 --> 02:36:50,534
imisemburo yo gukura kwabantu.
Nibyo bibaho.
2761
02:36:50,601 --> 02:36:52,136
Ntukihutire inzira.
2762
02:36:53,704 --> 02:36:54,705
Shane ni autistic.
2763
02:36:56,974 --> 02:36:59,710
Shane ni autistic,
na Chelsea ni indaya.
2764
02:36:59,777 --> 02:37:02,313
-Um…
- [abumva baseka]
2765
02:37:02,380 --> 02:37:04,982
Bombi bakunda gari ya moshi,
ariko kubwimpamvu zitandukanye.
2766
02:37:05,049 --> 02:37:06,584
(aseka)
2767
02:37:06,651 --> 02:37:09,553
-Kumukubita! Mukubite! Yego!
- [amasasu]
2768
02:37:11,422 --> 02:37:12,590
Guswera!
2769
02:37:13,958 --> 02:37:16,894
Iki ni igihe cyiza kuri njye cyo kuganira
kuri umwe mubaterankunga, Kwirukana Banki.
2770
02:37:16,961 --> 02:37:19,263
Koresha amafaranga hamwe nubuguzi bwose
urabona natwe.
2771
02:37:19,330 --> 02:37:21,766
- [abumva baseka]
-Uh…
2772
02:37:24,168 --> 02:37:25,803
Abantu bose barabaye
kubona umukobwa wanjye Chelsea
2773
02:37:25,870 --> 02:37:27,204
ijoro ryose kubera kuba indaya.
2774
02:37:27,271 --> 02:37:29,407
Umuntu wese, hagarara.
2775
02:37:29,473 --> 02:37:31,275
Chelsea ntabwo ari indaya gusa.
2776
02:37:32,410 --> 02:37:34,845
Arashaje. Umusaza wa Chelsea.
2777
02:37:34,912 --> 02:37:36,681
- [abumva baseka]
- [Kevin] Uzi icyo ukeneye?
2778
02:37:36,747 --> 02:37:40,785
Ukeneye lube kunyerera
muri DMs ya Chelsea. (arimyoje)
2779
02:37:41,852 --> 02:37:43,688
Uvuze ukuri, Urutare, uvuze ukuri.
2780
02:37:43,754 --> 02:37:45,456
Igituba cye-- Igituba cye cyamenyekanye.
2781
02:37:45,523 --> 02:37:47,124
Yabonye kiriya gihembo cyiza.
2782
02:37:47,191 --> 02:37:49,060
Um, gusa-- Urabona icyo gihembo gusa nubwo,
2783
02:37:49,126 --> 02:37:52,997
ubona icyo gihembo gusa
niba uswera 50 Cent, kandi nukuri.
2784
02:37:53,064 --> 02:37:55,299
Mumbabarire, nasomye prompter nabi.
2785
02:37:55,366 --> 02:37:57,468
Oya, nimba uswera 50 niggas.
2786
02:37:57,535 --> 02:38:00,071
Urabona icyo gihembo
niba uswera niggas 50. Ihangane, Chelsea.
2787
02:38:00,137 --> 02:38:02,406
Nibyo bibi byanjye.
2788
02:38:02,473 --> 02:38:03,641
Draymond Green's hano.
2789
02:38:03,708 --> 02:38:06,444
-Hey, Draymond.
- [abaterana urwenya]
2790
02:38:06,510 --> 02:38:08,145
Yego, yego.
2791
02:38:08,212 --> 02:38:10,581
Nibyiza, Draymond wenyine hano
kuberako atari mumikino yo kwishyura.
2792
02:38:10,648 --> 02:38:12,049
Ninimpamvu yonyine ituma aba hano.
2793
02:38:12,116 --> 02:38:13,751
-Kumukubita!
- [urusasu]
2794
02:38:13,818 --> 02:38:15,853
Yego, kurasa umutwe.
Fuck you, Draymond.
2795
02:38:19,423 --> 02:38:22,226
Abantu bose barateye
bashiki bacu baswera muri iri joro.
2796
02:38:22,293 --> 02:38:24,328
Abagore benshi b'Abirabura kuriyi stade.
2797
02:38:24,395 --> 02:38:27,431
Sheryl, Lizzo, Regina.
2798
02:38:27,498 --> 02:38:29,433
Teyana yasohotse hano.
2799
02:38:29,500 --> 02:38:32,770
Icyo ntagomba gukora nukuba Umwirabura
hanyuma muganire kuri bashiki banjye baswera
2800
02:38:32,837 --> 02:38:34,905
kuri iki cyiciro live kuri Netflix
2801
02:38:34,972 --> 02:38:37,108
imbere ya miliyoni
yo guswera abantu, ntabwo ari njye.
2802
02:38:37,174 --> 02:38:38,309
Ntabwo nzaguha ibyo.
2803
02:38:38,376 --> 02:38:40,644
Ntabwo nzaha aba crackers
ibyo byiza.
2804
02:38:42,680 --> 02:38:44,915
Ntabwo nzi icyo abo bagore
Byanyuze.
2805
02:38:44,982 --> 02:38:47,018
Nta n'umwe muri abo bagore ufite umugabo uswera.
2806
02:38:47,084 --> 02:38:48,586
Nta n'umwe muri bo. Nta n'umwe muri bo.
2807
02:38:48,652 --> 02:38:50,354
- [abumva baseka]
-Nta n'umwe muri bo.
2808
02:38:51,722 --> 02:38:53,924
Ni murugo bonyine nijoro
2809
02:38:53,991 --> 02:38:55,926
mu mazu yabo manini,
2810
02:38:55,993 --> 02:38:59,330
kurya guswera microwavable Amashashi Ashyushye,
kureba televiziyo.
2811
02:39:00,564 --> 02:39:04,101
Ntabwo nzahagarara hano
imbere yabazungu bose baswera
2812
02:39:04,168 --> 02:39:08,072
no kutubaha
utu dusimba twigunze. (aseka)
2813
02:39:08,139 --> 02:39:09,840
[abumva baseka]
2814
02:39:11,509 --> 02:39:15,012
Ndashaka gushimira bashiki banjye kuza.
Ndagukunda, Jean.
2815
02:39:15,079 --> 02:39:18,449
Ndagukunda. Ndagukunda, Lizzo.
Ndagukunda, Sheryl.
2816
02:39:18,516 --> 02:39:20,951
Twabonye umukino wa spade
buri wa kabiri. (aseka)
2817
02:39:24,288 --> 02:39:26,757
Umuhungu, yewe muhungu, byose byabonye Katt Williams
gusohoka hano, ha?
2818
02:39:26,824 --> 02:39:28,592
- [abumva bishimye]
-Katt Williams.
2819
02:39:30,861 --> 02:39:33,330
Katt Williams yasohotse hano.
2820
02:39:33,397 --> 02:39:35,633
Urabizi, iki nicyo gihe cyo,
nka, mubyukuri utume abantu bose babimenya.
2821
02:39:35,699 --> 02:39:38,202
Abantu bose baravuze iri joro
ko ntashobora gukora.
2822
02:39:38,269 --> 02:39:40,304
"Kevin ntashobora kugira icyo akora."
2823
02:39:40,371 --> 02:39:42,106
Icyo nshaka ko ukora ni ugusubira inyuma
2824
02:39:42,173 --> 02:39:44,575
hanyuma urebe muri ako kanya aho natigise
Ukuboko kwa Katt ndamureba mumaso
2825
02:39:44,642 --> 02:39:46,444
ndavuga nti:
"Ndashaka ko tuba inshuti."
2826
02:39:46,510 --> 02:39:48,079
[abumva baseka]
2827
02:39:48,145 --> 02:39:52,016
Bimwe mubikorwa byiza byo guswera
ko nigeze gukora mu mwuga wanjye.
2828
02:39:52,083 --> 02:39:54,285
Sinashakaga kuvuga ijambo rimwe mubyo navuze.
2829
02:39:54,351 --> 02:39:55,920
Fuck Katt Williams.
2830
02:39:55,986 --> 02:39:58,389
Fuck Katt Williams.
2831
02:39:58,456 --> 02:40:01,459
Katt Williams numubeshyi uswera.
Ni umubeshyi!
2832
02:40:02,593 --> 02:40:06,297
Byose bizera
ako kantu ka nigga kumyaka.
2833
02:40:06,363 --> 02:40:09,967
Katt yarambeshyeye amacenga menshi.
Birasekeje, muntu.
2834
02:40:10,034 --> 02:40:12,203
Yego rwose
kuko akoresha amagambo
2835
02:40:12,269 --> 02:40:14,205
ko utigeze wumva kuva kera.
2836
02:40:15,473 --> 02:40:19,710
Amagambo nka "resitora" cyangwa "ibyiza",
shit.
2837
02:40:20,878 --> 02:40:24,248
Katt yavuze ko nagiye mu birori bya Diddy.
"Kev-- Kev yagiye mu birori bya Diddy."
2838
02:40:24,315 --> 02:40:28,152
"Kev buri gihe ajya mu birori bya Diddy."
Ntabwo nigeze njya guswera Diddy ibirori.
2839
02:40:28,219 --> 02:40:29,620
Nagiye mu kirori kimwe,
kandi uku ni ukuri,
2840
02:40:29,687 --> 02:40:31,188
-Nagiye mu kirori kimwe cyo guswera.
- [abumva baseka]
2841
02:40:31,255 --> 02:40:33,124
Nagiye mu kirori kimwe cyo guswera, sawa?
2842
02:40:33,190 --> 02:40:34,925
Kandi impamvu yonyine
ako nigga gato menya ko nari mpari
2843
02:40:34,992 --> 02:40:38,796
ni 'impamvu yari ahari.
Katt yari mu birori bimwe byo guswera.
2844
02:40:38,863 --> 02:40:40,331
Namubonye, arambona.
2845
02:40:40,397 --> 02:40:43,801
Yavuze… [asunika]
Uraguswera, nigga, vuga ukuri.
2846
02:40:43,868 --> 02:40:45,803
Vuga ukuri guswera, nigga.
2847
02:40:45,870 --> 02:40:47,571
Twari mu kirori kimwe cyo guswera.
2848
02:40:49,974 --> 02:40:52,610
Ntabwo ndimo guswera, ntabwo ndi guswera,
ariko abantu benshi bari bahari.
2849
02:40:52,676 --> 02:40:55,179
Shaq yari ahari, Usher yari ahari.
2850
02:40:55,246 --> 02:40:58,182
Guswera Shannon Sharpe yari ahari,
yari DJ.
2851
02:40:58,249 --> 02:40:59,250
Imizi yari ihari.
2852
02:40:59,316 --> 02:41:01,552
Ntacyo yakoze,
ariko nabonye yall.
2853
02:41:04,722 --> 02:41:06,991
Ni umubeshyi!
2854
02:41:07,057 --> 02:41:08,792
Reka kwizera iki nigga kubeshya!
2855
02:41:09,927 --> 02:41:12,963
Katt yabwiye y'ibyo yasomye
Ibitabo 3.000 ku mwaka.
2856
02:41:13,030 --> 02:41:17,568
Yavuze ko. Yavuze ati:
"Nsoma ibitabo 3.000 ku mwaka."
2857
02:41:17,635 --> 02:41:18,569
Byose, nibyiza, reka tubipakurure.
2858
02:41:18,636 --> 02:41:21,539
Reka tuganire kubitabo
ko utasweye soma.
2859
02:41:21,605 --> 02:41:24,108
Nibyo nshaka kuvuga.
Nibihe bitabo utasomye?
2860
02:41:24,175 --> 02:41:25,042
Nzakubwira icyo aricyo.
2861
02:41:25,109 --> 02:41:27,545
Biragaragara ko atasomye
impapuro ze zigeragezwa.
2862
02:41:27,611 --> 02:41:30,981
Nzakubwira.
Iyo nigga ntabwo yasomye ibyo.
2863
02:41:31,048 --> 02:41:34,084
Ntabwo yasomye, ntabwo yasomye… [aseka]
2864
02:41:34,151 --> 02:41:35,986
Ntiyasomye--
Ntiyasomye icyumba
2865
02:41:36,053 --> 02:41:37,988
iyo uriya mwana muto wimyaka 12
yamunize igituba.
2866
02:41:38,055 --> 02:41:40,724
-Nzakubwira ibyo.
- [abumva baseka]
2867
02:41:42,293 --> 02:41:44,094
Ntabwo ntanze igituba nabi
ibintu bigera mubuzima bwanjye.
2868
02:41:44,161 --> 02:41:46,564
Ntabwo nigeze ncika intege
nta mwana uswera.
2869
02:41:48,699 --> 02:41:51,435
Uzi ko ari bibi iyo utangiye
kubaza abantu aho ababyeyi be bari.
2870
02:41:51,502 --> 02:41:52,970
"Uyu ni umwana wa nde?"
2871
02:41:54,505 --> 02:41:56,941
Sinzi nigga, wabuze.
Wowe guswera wabuze.
2872
02:41:58,375 --> 02:42:00,044
"Kuki yari ahari?" (aseka)
2873
02:42:02,813 --> 02:42:05,082
Katt Williams yasohotse hano
muri cape yimana.
2874
02:42:07,117 --> 02:42:10,054
Sinigeze mbona Katt yambaye ikositimu isanzwe,
si rimwe.
2875
02:42:10,120 --> 02:42:11,855
Sinigeze mbona.
2876
02:42:11,922 --> 02:42:13,557
Gusa igihe namubonye
mu kirego cyari urubanza.
2877
02:42:13,624 --> 02:42:16,293
Nicyo gihe cyonyine nabonye Katt
mukwenda.
2878
02:42:16,360 --> 02:42:19,129
Urubanza rwamabere abiri.
Iyo nigga yabonye imanza nyinshi.
2879
02:42:19,196 --> 02:42:23,400
Katt yavuze iri joro ko nafashe
firime ze zose yanze.
2880
02:42:23,467 --> 02:42:25,469
Yavuze ko. Aswera yavuze.
2881
02:42:25,536 --> 02:42:29,139
Wicaye aho uraseka.
"Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!"
2882
02:42:29,206 --> 02:42:31,375
Uku kugomba kuba ukuri guswera.
Byose, nibyiza, reka tubipakurure.
2883
02:42:31,442 --> 02:42:32,710
Reka dupakurure.
2884
02:42:33,744 --> 02:42:36,280
Katt ati, Nanze inshingano ze zose.
Sawa, nibyiza, reka tubiganireho, Katt.
2885
02:42:36,347 --> 02:42:38,315
Urambwira rero-- urambwira
ko wanze
2886
02:42:38,382 --> 02:42:41,619
Jumanji 1, 2, 3,
Kugenda Kuruhande rwa 1, 2, Ubwenge bukuru,
2887
02:42:41,685 --> 02:42:43,787
Tekereza nk'Umugabo 1, 2,
Ibibi, Ijoro ryakeye,
2888
02:42:43,854 --> 02:42:46,724
Isugi-Imyaka 40, Amashuri Yisumbuye,
Ishuri rya nijoro, Njye Igihe,
2889
02:42:46,790 --> 02:42:48,359
Imipaka, Umuntu ukomoka i Toronto,
2890
02:42:48,425 --> 02:42:50,294
-byose…
- [abumva bishimye]
2891
02:42:50,361 --> 02:42:52,363
… Noneho ushobora gukora comeo muri Norbit?
2892
02:42:52,429 --> 02:42:54,698
Nibyo guswera
urambwira, Katt?
2893
02:42:56,600 --> 02:42:59,036
Katt, ntushobora kuba muri firime zanjye zo guswera.
2894
02:42:59,103 --> 02:43:01,605
Utekereza ko bashaka
guswera guswera muri Jumanji?
2895
02:43:01,672 --> 02:43:04,074
-Ni ibyo guswera utekereza ko dukeneye?
- [abumva baseka]
2896
02:43:04,141 --> 02:43:08,412
Ntugire isuka muri Jumanji.
Niki guswera Katt akora muri Jumanji?
2897
02:43:08,479 --> 02:43:10,047
[kwigana Katt]
Hey biti, sohoka igiti.
2898
02:43:10,114 --> 02:43:13,284
[mwijwi risanzwe] Niki guswera?
Ntabwo dukeneye ibyo.
2899
02:43:13,350 --> 02:43:15,753
Guswera urimo gukora?
2900
02:43:15,819 --> 02:43:17,488
Ni shampiyona nini hejuru.
2901
02:43:20,524 --> 02:43:22,426
Ngomba guhagarara. Ngomba guhagarara.
2902
02:43:22,493 --> 02:43:24,928
Ngomba guhagarara kuri Katt kuko ntabwo ari byiza
kuri aba bazungu bose
2903
02:43:24,995 --> 02:43:27,197
kubona Abirabura babiri barwana.
2904
02:43:27,264 --> 02:43:28,832
Niggasi ebyiri zirwana.
2905
02:43:28,899 --> 02:43:31,302
- (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
2906
02:43:31,368 --> 02:43:32,903
Turi bato cyane
kugira inyama z'inka twari dufite.
2907
02:43:32,970 --> 02:43:34,705
Noneho, Katt, byarangiye.
2908
02:43:34,772 --> 02:43:36,307
Inyama zinka zirangiye hagati yanjye na Katt.
2909
02:43:36,373 --> 02:43:38,175
Kandi ku nyandiko ikomeye, nkunda ukuri
2910
02:43:38,242 --> 02:43:40,077
ko uriya mugabo yerekanye iri joro
nuko arigaragaza.
2911
02:43:40,144 --> 02:43:41,712
Katt yerekanye igituba.
2912
02:43:41,779 --> 02:43:45,449
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2913
02:43:45,516 --> 02:43:47,618
Ndabikunda. Nkunda ko yamuritse, muntu.
2914
02:43:47,685 --> 02:43:49,586
Nkunda ko twabishoboye
kurebana mumaso,
2915
02:43:49,653 --> 02:43:51,155
muhana amaboko.
2916
02:43:51,221 --> 02:43:52,723
Kandi nashakaga kuvuga ibyo navuze. Nakoze.
2917
02:43:52,790 --> 02:43:55,659
Nakoze rwose.
Nashakaga kuvuga icyo guswera navuze, man.
2918
02:43:55,726 --> 02:43:56,593
Iyo nyama yararangiye.
2919
02:43:56,660 --> 02:43:59,897
Njye na Kat turi inshuti
guhera uyu munsi ujya imbere, sawa?
2920
02:43:59,963 --> 02:44:01,498
Turi inshuti kuva uyumunsi tujya imbere.
2921
02:44:01,565 --> 02:44:03,801
[abumva bakoma amashyi]
2922
02:44:03,867 --> 02:44:05,569
Ndashaka gukora igenzura ryihuse. Uh…
2923
02:44:05,636 --> 02:44:07,938
Lizzo, gusuzuma isukari mu maraso. Uraho?
2924
02:44:08,005 --> 02:44:10,207
- [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
2925
02:44:10,274 --> 02:44:12,343
[Kevin] Ibirenge byawe byabyimbye?
Uraho?
2926
02:44:12,409 --> 02:44:14,545
-Bari, ariko nibyiza.
- [Kevin] Urashaka Snickers? Byose.
2927
02:44:14,611 --> 02:44:16,046
- (aseka)
- [abumva baseka]
2928
02:44:16,113 --> 02:44:19,183
Uh, Pete Davidson arihano,
banyarwandakazi.
2929
02:44:19,249 --> 02:44:20,117
Pete Davidson arihano.
2930
02:44:20,184 --> 02:44:23,487
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2931
02:44:23,554 --> 02:44:25,456
Pete, ikintu cyo guswera cyo kuguteka
ni bibi kuko ndagukunda.
2932
02:44:25,522 --> 02:44:27,291
Njye kandi mubyukuri mubanye,
biragoye rero kukotsa.
2933
02:44:27,358 --> 02:44:29,226
Ntabwo rwose mfite igikara.
Mfite ibibazo gusa.
2934
02:44:29,293 --> 02:44:31,128
[abumva baseka]
2935
02:44:31,195 --> 02:44:32,129
Ntabwo ari ikibazo.
2936
02:44:32,196 --> 02:44:34,732
Ninkaho, "Oh, ndishimye
kubona Pete hanze. "
2937
02:44:34,798 --> 02:44:37,401
Ntushobora kubona Pete kumanywa.
Pete biratangaje.
2938
02:44:38,736 --> 02:44:41,772
Gutinya izuba.
[screeches, urusaku]
2939
02:44:41,839 --> 02:44:43,974
(arimyoje)
2940
02:44:45,642 --> 02:44:48,212
Ndumva Pete ashaka kuba Umwirabura,
ariko ntashaka kubivuga.
2941
02:44:48,278 --> 02:44:50,214
[abumva baseka]
2942
02:44:50,280 --> 02:44:52,549
Arabikora. Yakoze byinshi byirabura.
2943
02:44:52,616 --> 02:44:54,351
Pete, reka turebe, reka tubice.
2944
02:44:54,418 --> 02:44:56,954
Yakuye umwana mu bashakanye. Uh…
2945
02:44:57,020 --> 02:44:58,222
Yakundanye na Kim Kardashian.
2946
02:44:58,288 --> 02:45:00,724
Yakuze atazi se.
2947
02:45:01,792 --> 02:45:03,660
Ndashaka kuvuga, Pete,
niba ushaka kuba Umwirabura nabi,
2948
02:45:03,727 --> 02:45:07,064
guswera Chelsea Handler
kandi ntumuhamagare mu gitondo.
2949
02:45:07,131 --> 02:45:08,499
(aseka)
2950
02:45:08,565 --> 02:45:11,101
Urashobora-- Urashobora kwikuramo, Pete.
2951
02:45:13,337 --> 02:45:16,740
Yesu, Pete araswera.
Ndashaka kuvuga, Pete guswera. (arimyoje)
2952
02:45:17,875 --> 02:45:19,610
-Urasetsa, Pete.
- [inaudible]
2953
02:45:19,676 --> 02:45:22,679
[Kevin].
Nibyo. Ibyo birahagije.
2954
02:45:22,746 --> 02:45:24,281
Hindura ibyo hanze, ibyo Pete yavuze.
2955
02:45:24,348 --> 02:45:25,649
[abumva baseka]
2956
02:45:25,716 --> 02:45:27,951
Ndashaka kujya kwa Jeff Ross.
2957
02:45:28,018 --> 02:45:30,654
Jeff Ross ari hano. Jeff Ross mubyukuri…
2958
02:45:30,721 --> 02:45:33,056
- [inaudible]
-Yagiye mu bwiherero. Shocker. Uh…
2959
02:45:33,123 --> 02:45:35,058
[abumva baseka]
2960
02:45:35,125 --> 02:45:37,494
Shocker, Jeff Ross afite ikibazo cyuruhago,
2961
02:45:37,561 --> 02:45:40,731
ibyo ntibishobora kwicara mubyerekanwa.
2962
02:45:40,798 --> 02:45:43,167
Jeff Ross mubyukuri, uh, yatsinze kanseri.
2963
02:45:44,234 --> 02:45:45,903
- [abumva bishimye]
-Yego.
2964
02:45:45,969 --> 02:45:47,438
Yego.
2965
02:45:47,504 --> 02:45:49,273
Um…
2966
02:45:49,339 --> 02:45:50,908
Ntabwo nemera. Ntabwo nemera.
2967
02:45:50,974 --> 02:45:52,242
[abumva baseka]
2968
02:45:52,309 --> 02:45:54,244
Ntabwo nizera ko Jeff yatsinze kanseri.
2969
02:45:54,311 --> 02:45:56,513
Ntekereza ko kanseri yagiye. Ndabikora.
2970
02:45:56,580 --> 02:45:58,916
- [abumva baseka]
- (aseka)
2971
02:45:58,982 --> 02:46:02,019
Nanjye-- Ndatekereza
Jeff yasaga neza na kanseri.
2972
02:46:02,085 --> 02:46:05,222
Ntabwo ntekereza-- Ntekereza ko asa nabi
nta kanseri.
2973
02:46:05,289 --> 02:46:07,291
Nigihe kimwe
aho nabaza umuntu,
2974
02:46:07,357 --> 02:46:08,859
urashobora kugarura kanseri?
2975
02:46:08,926 --> 02:46:12,029
Nk ,, dushobora kubisubiza inyuma, Jeff?
2976
02:46:13,597 --> 02:46:15,132
Tony Hinchcliffe arihano.
2977
02:46:15,199 --> 02:46:16,400
Tony, mbega iseti iri joro.
2978
02:46:16,467 --> 02:46:18,001
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]
2979
02:46:18,068 --> 02:46:20,137
[Kevin] Tony, wowe fuckin 'wajanjaguwe iri joro.
2980
02:46:20,204 --> 02:46:22,005
Abantu bose batekereza ko Tony abaryamana bahuje ibitsina.
2981
02:46:22,072 --> 02:46:26,176
Hagarika. Hagarika ibintu byabahuje ibitsina na Tony.
Tony ntabwo ari gay.
2982
02:46:26,243 --> 02:46:28,712
Tony ntabwo ari gay!
2983
02:46:30,147 --> 02:46:32,983
-Tony akunda guswera gusa.
- [abumva baseka]
2984
02:46:33,050 --> 02:46:34,751
[Kevin] Ni itandukaniro rinini.
2985
02:46:34,818 --> 02:46:36,920
Ndashaka kuvuga, reba iyo nseko kuri Tony.
2986
02:46:36,987 --> 02:46:40,657
Icyo ni gihamya ko Joe Rogan
ikunda guswera. Gusa…
2987
02:46:42,826 --> 02:46:44,528
Tony mubyukuri ntabwo ari gay, nubwo, umugabo.
2988
02:46:44,595 --> 02:46:47,898
Nk, aswera gusa--
Yewe, Yesu, Jeff. Mana.
2989
02:46:47,965 --> 02:46:49,700
Hanze y'ijisho ryanjye,
byasaga nkumugabo Kool-Aid
2990
02:46:49,766 --> 02:46:51,034
nasohotse gusa.
2991
02:46:51,101 --> 02:46:52,102
Yesu Kristo.
2992
02:46:53,470 --> 02:46:56,206
-Ndashaka kuvuga, ibyo guswera byari ibiki?
-Ndabikunda.
2993
02:46:56,273 --> 02:46:59,243
Kuba wibwiraga ko uri
kunyerera nonaha, Jeff.
2994
02:47:00,277 --> 02:47:04,047
Sinigeze numva ipantaro y'uruhu
vuga urusaku rwinshi mubuzima bwanjye.
2995
02:47:04,114 --> 02:47:06,250
[squelches]
2996
02:47:07,251 --> 02:47:08,252
Guswera.
2997
02:47:11,255 --> 02:47:12,956
Simbizi
aho Jeff akura amafaranga
2998
02:47:13,023 --> 02:47:14,558
guswera kora ibintu akora.
2999
02:47:14,625 --> 02:47:16,727
Nk, Ntabwo rwose.
Jeff, shyira ikoti hejuru.
3000
02:47:16,793 --> 02:47:18,929
Guswera guswera hanze ni bibi.
3001
02:47:21,865 --> 02:47:22,966
Je-- [aseka]
3002
02:47:23,033 --> 02:47:26,303
Jeff asa n'udukoko
ko wiga muri biologiya.
3003
02:47:26,370 --> 02:47:29,206
"Noneho wakoze iki-- Noneho nabonye iki?"
3004
02:47:29,273 --> 02:47:30,674
"Umutima uri he?"
3005
02:47:32,042 --> 02:47:34,378
Muri iki gihe, ndashaka kuvuga,
Mbabarira, Walmart,
3006
02:47:34,444 --> 02:47:36,747
urimo ukora ibintu bitangaje,
gusubiza inyuma ibiciro.
3007
02:47:36,813 --> 02:47:40,117
-Komeza.
- [abumva baseka]
3008
02:47:44,621 --> 02:47:49,359
Urabizi, basore, muri iri joro,
Ndashaka kuvuga ko abantu bamwe bamuritse.
3009
02:47:49,426 --> 02:47:50,594
Tuvugishije ukuri.
3010
02:47:50,661 --> 02:47:53,664
-Na'im, ndishimye cyane, muvandimwe.
- [umuziki woroshye ucuranga]
3011
02:47:53,730 --> 02:47:56,333
Wazamutse hano, wakoze iki
guswera wagombaga gukora.
3012
02:47:56,400 --> 02:48:00,237
Ndashaka kuvuga ko ndi cyane…
Ndi umukire cyane
3013
02:48:00,304 --> 02:48:02,406
kurusha abantu bose ubona
Kuri iki cyiciro.
3014
02:48:03,407 --> 02:48:06,176
Kandi ubwoba bwanjye bukomeye nukubyuka umunsi umwe
3015
02:48:06,243 --> 02:48:07,844
hamwe na kimwe muri ibyo biti bya konti ya banki.
3016
02:48:07,911 --> 02:48:10,247
Sinzi uko nabaho.
3017
02:48:10,314 --> 02:48:13,717
Sinzi uko nzarokoka.
Bana banjye, twakora iki?
3018
02:48:13,784 --> 02:48:16,820
Ndashaka kuvuga, DJ, wabonye amafaranga,
ariko nyuma yo kuyikoresha
3019
02:48:16,887 --> 02:48:19,590
ku buvuzi bwa sida, simbikora
menya amafaranga uzaba usigaranye.
3020
02:48:19,656 --> 02:48:21,058
[abumva baseka]
3021
02:48:21,124 --> 02:48:22,759
Mwebwe mwashakaga
nigga nyayo hejuru hano nimugoroba,
3022
02:48:22,826 --> 02:48:25,028
kandi nibyo rwose wabonye.
3023
02:48:25,095 --> 02:48:29,700
Noneho ngiye kuva kuriyi ntambwe
mubyukuri nigga.
3024
02:48:29,766 --> 02:48:31,468
Ibyo nukwiyerekana.
3025
02:48:31,535 --> 02:48:33,437
Ndashaka gusakuza
hanze ku bafatanyabikorwa banjye bose,
3026
02:48:33,503 --> 02:48:34,805
ibinyabuzima byanjye byose,
3027
02:48:34,871 --> 02:48:37,207
abantu bakora
isi ya Kevin Hart izenguruka.
3028
02:48:37,274 --> 02:48:39,276
Itsinda ryukuri ryukuri, ndagukunda.
3029
02:48:39,343 --> 02:48:40,711
Gutwika inkambi ya Boot, ndagukunda.
3030
02:48:40,777 --> 02:48:42,079
C4 Ingufu, ndagukunda.
3031
02:48:42,145 --> 02:48:46,316
DraftKings, Fabletics,
Gran Coramino Tequila, Umutima,
3032
02:48:46,383 --> 02:48:51,121
JPMorgan Kwirukana, Michelob,
NBC Universal, Qatar Airways,
3033
02:48:51,188 --> 02:48:55,959
SharkNinja, SiriusXM,
Sony, Swag Golf, Taco Bell, Verizon,
3034
02:48:56,026 --> 02:48:59,863
Vita Hustle, kandi birumvikana,
abafatanyabikorwa banjye hano kuri Netflix.
3035
02:48:59,930 --> 02:49:02,799
Aya ni amagambo utazigera uvuga
kuko mwebwe muratsinzwe.
3036
02:49:02,866 --> 02:49:04,334
[abumva baseka]
3037
02:49:04,401 --> 02:49:07,170
Reba, basore, Nukuri
umwana muto wo muri Philadelphia,
3038
02:49:07,237 --> 02:49:08,972
kandi nasenze amajoro nkaya.
3039
02:49:09,039 --> 02:49:10,307
Kandi icyo nshaka ko abasore bamenya ni iyi.
3040
02:49:10,374 --> 02:49:13,276
Niba ntishimye,
ni nde wundi uzabikora?
3041
02:49:13,343 --> 02:49:15,912
Umunsi urangiye,
Nishimiye ubwanjye.
3042
02:49:15,979 --> 02:49:18,115
Kandi ibyo umaze kunuka ijoro ryose
ni njyewe kuko ndi shit.
3043
02:49:18,181 --> 02:49:21,084
Umunsi urangiye,
Ndi we, kandi ni njye,
3044
02:49:21,151 --> 02:49:22,719
kandi twese hamwe turabikora.
3045
02:49:23,720 --> 02:49:25,889
Philadelphia, ugomba guhaguruka.
3046
02:49:25,956 --> 02:49:27,491
Umunsi mwiza w'ababyeyi.
3047
02:49:27,557 --> 02:49:29,259
Eniko, ndagukunda.
3048
02:49:29,326 --> 02:49:32,162
N'umubyeyi, ndagiye. Reka tugende!
3049
02:49:32,229 --> 02:49:33,730
♪ Ndavuga, komeza, tegereza gato. ♪
3050
02:49:33,897 --> 02:49:35,298
'Bose nibwira ko narangije? ♪
3051
02:49:35,399 --> 02:49:37,834
♪ Mugihe naguze iyo Aston Martin
Yose yatekereje ko yakodeshwaga? ♪
3052
02:49:37,901 --> 02:49:40,671
lex Flexin 'kuri izi niggas
Ndi nka Popeye kuri… ♪
3053
02:49:40,737 --> 02:49:43,573
♪ Kabiri M, yego, iyo niyo kipe yanjye,
Rozay capitaine, Ndi lieu-- ♪
3054
02:49:43,640 --> 02:49:46,376
♪ Ndi ubwoko bwo kubara miliyoni y'amafaranga
Noneho gusya nkavunitse ♪
3055
02:49:46,443 --> 02:49:49,379
♪ Iyo Lambo, igituba cyanjye gishya
Ntagendera nkanjye… ♪
3056
02:49:49,446 --> 02:49:52,082
♪ Ndi ridin 'kuzenguruka umujyi wanjye
Ukuboko kwanjye guhambiriye ku mano ♪
3057
02:49:52,182 --> 02:49:54,751
♪ 'Tera aba nigga bashaka ko napfuye
Kandi ngomba kubisubiza inyuma ♪
3058
02:49:54,818 --> 02:49:57,754
♪ 'Tera mama akeneye ayo mafranga
Umuhungu wanjye akeneye bimwe ♪
3059
02:49:58,789 --> 02:50:00,490
♪ Izi niggas tryna zitwara ubuzima bwanjye
Baswera hirya no hino, babona… ♪
3060
02:50:00,557 --> 02:50:03,393
♪ Urasetsa hirya no hino, uraswera
Urasetsa hirya no hino, unywe itabi ♪
3061
02:50:03,460 --> 02:50:05,796
♪ 'Tera aba Philly niggas
Nazanye nanjye ntuswere ♪
3062
02:50:06,630 --> 02:50:09,066
♪ Icyo nzi ni ubwicanyi
Iyo binsanze ♪
3063
02:50:09,132 --> 02:50:11,902
♪ Nabonye umusore niggas ari rollin '
Nabonye niggas guta '♪
3064
02:50:11,968 --> 02:50:14,738
♪ Nakoze gukora ibya DOA,
Nakoze gukora KOD ♪
3065
02:50:14,805 --> 02:50:16,707
♪ Igihe cyose ndi muri kiriya gisimba
Ndagera kuri… ♪
3066
02:50:17,607 --> 02:50:20,410
♪ Ariko ubu ndimanitse 'hanze uwo mutwe wamanutse
Ndi ridin 'hasi kuri Collins ♪
3067
02:50:20,544 --> 02:50:23,346
♪ Baretse nigga yanjye Ern asubira murugo
Ko nigga akiri muto kuba wildin '♪
3068
02:50:23,447 --> 02:50:26,083
♪ Twebwe abasore niggas, twe mobbin '
Nka Batman kandi turi… ♪
3069
02:50:26,149 --> 02:50:29,052
♪ Muri iyi miryango ibiri Maybach
Nintebe yanjye yose reclinin '♪
3070
02:50:29,119 --> 02:50:31,688
♪ Ndavuga nti: "Nigga nyayo, bigenda bite?
Nigga nyayo, bigenda bite? " ♪
3071
02:50:31,755 --> 02:50:34,491
♪ Niba utari uwo mukino wubwicanyi,
noneho pussy nigga, funga ♪
3072
02:50:34,558 --> 02:50:36,460
[raps idasobanutse]
3073
02:50:41,932 --> 02:50:45,068
♪ Fata, ufate, ufate, ufate,
fata, fata, ufate, ufate ♪
3074
02:50:45,936 --> 02:50:46,903
♪ Hey! ♪
3075
02:50:47,437 --> 02:50:48,872
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
3076
02:50:48,939 --> 02:50:51,708
♪ 'Tera mama akeneye ayo mafranga
Umuhungu wanjye akeneye amata ♪
3077
02:50:51,775 --> 02:50:54,344
♪ Aba nigga bashaka ko napfuye
Ariko baswera hirya no hino, bakicwa ♪
3078
02:50:54,411 --> 02:50:55,779
♪ Urasetsa hirya no hino, wowe-- ♪
3079
02:50:56,880 --> 02:50:58,882
♪ Uzanyibuka ♪
3080
02:50:58,949 --> 02:50:59,816
♪ Barazajya banyibuka ♪
3081
02:50:59,883 --> 02:51:02,586
money Amafaranga menshi
Saba yo 'inshuti zihindure yo' abanzi ♪
3082
02:51:02,652 --> 02:51:04,788
♪ Kandi iyo hariho inyama zinka
Nahinduye abanzi banjye-- ♪
3083
02:51:05,756 --> 02:51:08,291
♪ Hamwe n'amatafari bajya kuri 40
Ntabwo ari 10 urufunguzo ♪
3084
02:51:08,358 --> 02:51:11,261
♪ Komera, wacitse nigga ihinduka umukire
Kunda umukino nka Mitch ♪
3085
02:51:11,328 --> 02:51:14,197
♪ Kandi iyo ngiye, utekereza ko ari beza
Hoes gon 'aracyonsa my ♪
3086
02:51:14,264 --> 02:51:17,467
♪ Byari somethin 'kubyerekeye Rollie
Iyo ikoraho bwa mbere… ♪
3087
02:51:17,534 --> 02:51:19,836
♪ Iyaba numvaga meze nkuriya muhungu wa dope
Iyo yakoraga bwa mbere kuri ayo matafari ♪
3088
02:51:19,903 --> 02:51:20,971
♪ Nagiye ♪
3089
02:51:21,037 --> 02:51:22,539
Philadelphia.
3090
02:51:22,606 --> 02:51:23,907
[abumva bishimye]
3091
02:51:23,974 --> 02:51:25,408
[Kevin] Haguruka!
3092
02:51:25,475 --> 02:51:28,111
Uruganda rworoheje! Imizi!
3093
02:51:28,178 --> 02:51:29,679
Shane Gillis!
3094
02:51:29,746 --> 02:51:31,648
Dwayne "Urutare" Johnson!
3095
02:51:31,715 --> 02:51:34,351
Igituba! Ndi Kevin Hart,
3096
02:51:34,417 --> 02:51:36,553
kandi uzanyibuka. Ndagiye.
3097
02:51:39,689 --> 02:51:40,891
[umuziki urangira]
3098
02:51:40,957 --> 02:51:44,828
[abumva bishimye, bakoma amashyi]